(idek if that makes sense)

So, while the game was on (bayern vs some france theme I don't remember (yay bayern won!)) me, my parents, my godparents, their daughter and her boyfriend were talking about the tragedies that we children have done many years ago.

And geesus fucking christ, I still don't know how the fuck I'm still alive.

Like seriously, my parents should have just putted a leash on me.

So basically we were talking and everyone was like 'oh god, remember that time bla bla bla', 'there was so much blood', 'I was just imagining her brains getting out of her head' (yes, my dad did said that (if you want a story, I can try to explain in a chapter, just ask)) and stuff like that, and I was just laughing my ass off and burning (because it was hot and being the day that I went to the beach and being a bit red doesn't help) because of the stupid things I've done before, but what can I say, I was a child, a crazy child (still am tho)

But yeah, if you want I can share my stories with you