Chapter || 10
Dad Joke Day
(I'll give the meaning of the dad jokes in brackets beside the joke.)
[17 February]
SeokJin's POV
She freaking said she won't come...
She freaking said that...
And do you know what the reason is?
It's as silly as Taehyung...
She has a pimple on her cheek, a noticeable one...
That's her reason not to come...
What the freaking hell?!
I clearly remember what she said to me, when I called her to tell her about the dad joke day...
FLASHBACK STARTED
Riiinnnggg!!!!
"Helloooo."
"Anneyong, Mayesha, Jin imbeda." I said.
"Oh Jin, what a surprise, how did you get my number?" She asked, clearly shocked.
My detective gave me...
"Your friend gave me, I think her name is Zahra?" I said.
She cursed Zahra under her breath.
"Sooo? Why did you call me, Jin?" She said, curiously.
I could imagine her narrowing her eyes on any object in front of her.
"Well I wanted to inform you about the dad joke day, will you come?" I said expectantly.
"Ah, I just saw the news about it ani I won't come..." She said sadly.
"Wae?" I asked, trying not to shout at her for avoiding me.
If she is not coming because I'm a gangster, I'm gonna kidnap her and bring her here...
I nodded my head, liking the idea.
Yup! That's what I'll do.....
"I-ah-I'm having a bad day and uh IhaveapimpleonmycheekwhichisnoticeablesoIwon'tcome..." She said quickly so that I won't understand her. But I understood every single word she said.
She's not coming because of a freaking pimple. What the hell?!
"You're not coming because you have freaking pimple on your cheek?! What the hell Mayesha?!" I shouted at her in disbelief.
"Hey! Don't raise your voice at me, it's my wish if I want to come or not and besides I'm a woman and people will want to notice my face and body more than they want to notice any mens' ones. So you better get that through your head that I'm not coming!" She said angrily.
Aigoo, my girl's angry but I'm mad.
"Are you avoiding me? Just because I'm a gangster?" I asked calmly.
"W-Wha-at?" She stuttered, clearly not expecting at the sudden change of topic.
"You know what I mean Mayesha! Are you avoiding me because I'm a gangster?" I asked calmly again.
Anger won't help me get the answer.
"Maybe?" She quietly answered.
Control Jin, control, anger won't help you solve this problem.
"To heck with your pimple, be ready by 5pm." I said angrily.
"But J-" She started.
I hung up the phone before she could protest.
FLASHBACK ENDED
Hah! So much for not coming. I quickly changed into a white shirt, with a black long tie and black pants. I combed my hair to one side and applied some Vaseline. (a/n: if you still don't know what the look is, then it's his MGA look. He looked hot there😍.)
I took my car keys and entered my garage. I'm gonna take my baby today, my beautiful black Lamborghini. I quickly got inside and drove to Mayesha's house.
Mayesha's POV
I tapped my fingers on my knee while I waited for Jin to show up.
No, I didn't get dressed yet because I wanna tell Jin in his face that I won't go with him.
"So much for commanding around" I muttered.
"Unnie?" Marsi's head popped into my room. "Mmhm?" I looked up from my book and looked at her questionably. "Uh, are you not going to Bangtan's today?" She asked taking me in my bed clothes. I rolled my eyes and said, "Does it look like I'm going?" She shook her head and sighed. "I'm taking Mabrur with me, Suga's here to pick me up."
I nodded my head, still engrossed in my book. She sighed again and mumbled a quiet 'bye' and left.
After a few minutes I heard the front door close and I laid down on my bed, chuckling a bit at the story. It's one of my favorite writer's book, The Serpent's Shadow by Rick Riordan.
Man, his fictional books are awesome! Freaking great!
I giggled again, he's humor seems to pop out of nowhere, as if demanding attention and they are hilarious.
Knock Knock
I jumped and quickly sat up.
What the fuck?
"Who's there?" I asked my breath a little shaky.
"Jin" I let go of the carbon dioxide I was holding in my lungs. I smiled mischievously, deciding to have some fun with him.
"Jin who?" I giggled quietly, this game was Harry Styles favorite game.
Did I ever tell you that I'm a Directioner? No? Okay then, I'm a Directioner and my favorite is Louis. I love everything about him.
"Kim SeokJin, I know your in their Mayesha...Open the door!" He said irritated now.
"Wait a sec!" I replied. I closed my book and quickly opened the door but didn't allow him to enter. I stood at the door and then gave him a questionable look. He scanned my attire from head to toe and then looked into my eyes.
"Why are you not ready yet?" He asked, raising an eyebrow. I rolled my eyes and replied, "Cuz I don't wanna go which I have clearly told you over the phone and how the heck did you get inside my house?" "That doesn't matter, what matter is that you are going to get ready now, aresso?" He states calmly.
Oh owy calm Jin is mad Jin but still I'm not going down without a fight.
"I sa-" before I could finish he pushed the door open and walked towards my closet. He rummaged through my closet and took out a pink and yellow floral sundress.
"What the fuck Jin?! You can't go through a ladies wardrobe?!" I shouted at him in disbelief.
He chuckled.
Chuckled.
He freaking chuckled.
Go get him girl! My brain said.
"You motherfuc-" I prepared a speech full of slangs for him when he asked the most unexpected question, "What color is your underwear set?" I gaped at him like a fish.
Opening and closing my mouth but nothing came to my mind or mouth.
"You fuc-" I started again but was cut off by Jin when he roughly pushed me on my bed and climbed on top off me. I gasped and started pushing his chest, "Get off me Jin! Get off you pabo!" I shouted. "If you don't tell now what your underwear set's color is then I'll do the honor of looking at it myself", he finished with a smirk. I looked at him with a horrified expression but quickly snapped out of it when his hand started to creep up my stomach.
"BLACK! BLACK! ITS BLACK ITS BLACK!!" I shouted desperately. He removed his hand from my stomach and stood up. I quickly sat up and saw that he had no head. I took in his outfit, white shirt and black tie and pants, oh this was MGA look right?
I could feel myself fanning my face, he looked fucking hot in this outfit, I even saved some pictures of him in this outfit. "Found it!" Jin said enthusiastically. He held out a black, knee length dress and stared at me with a get-dressed-now look. I snatched the dress from his hand and ran into the bathroom.
I stripped out of my comfy clothes and slipped into the black dress. To tell you the truth, I didn't even know that I had this dress.
I walked out of the bathroom and deposited my clothes on my bed. "You look beautiful Mayesha. I think you should wear more dresses than tops and pants", Jin suggested. I glared at him and he raised his hands, shrugging his shoulders. "Are you done? Can we leave?" I said angrily.
"After you", he gestured his hand to the door. I walked down and locked the house after Jin got out. I sat in his black Lamborghini, awed. "Do you like it?" He said enthusiastically. "Like it? I love it", I squealed.
What's wrong with you girl? A second ago you where angry with him and now your squealing with him, my brain complained.
I rolled my eyes but found it weird too.
(time skip)
We reached Bangtan House in 45 mins and walked inside after parking the car.
"Jin hyung! Where were you?! Your late it's *checks the clock* 4:58pm. Come fast we have to start the VLive." Jimin said.
We nodded our heads and I sat with Zahra and Dia while Jin sat with Namjoon and J-hope. "Okay all set up! Guys look at the camera!" Taehyung said. BTS looked at the camera while we girls kept on gossiping.
"GIRLS! Why aren't looking?" Taehyung exclaimed. "You only said guys. May I remind you that we don't have dicks, Taehyung?" Dia said, raising an eyebrow. We burst out laughing at Taehyung while the boys tried to control their laughs, but Taehyung only looked at Dia with a what-the-fuck look.
"Okay guys it's already 5pm, let's start the game shall we?" Namjoon asked. We agreed and introduced ourselves to the viewers. Every second we got a new viewer and a heart, we loved that they loved us.
"Okay guys! Let's start the game! As Jin hyung is known to tell dad jokes and Suga hyung, grandpa jokes *Suga glares at him* we want to see who can challenge them and win. The rules of this game are:
1) You have face each other while telling the jokes.
2) The opponent will gain scores if the one saying the joke laughs.
3) If the one saying the jokes can make their opponent and audience laugh, they will get 14 points.
4) If one audience laughs at your joke, you'll get 0.5 points
5) Defeat Jin and Suga hyungnims
So that's that now let's start...." Jungkook said.
Everyone looked at each other and then Marsi raised her hand. "I wanna challenge Suga", Suga smirked but Marsi grinned already knowing she would win.
I have heard a few of her jokes and they were hilarious, trust me. I don't know if they will make everyone laugh but it did to me, so fingers crossed.
Marsi's POV
I rubbed my hands together and looked at Suga. He also looked nervous but didn't show it, I saw it in his eyes. From my peripheral view, I could see Jungkook setting up the camera so that it won't disturb us throughout our game.
Okay Marsi, here goes nothing...
"Why did the cookie cry?" Suga asked.
"I don't know", I replied.
"Because his mom was a wafer too long" she said. (Sounds like 'his mom was away for too long')
Jin started producing his famous windshield wiper laugh which caused Namjoon and J-hope to burst out laughing.
I don't freaking know what was funny about it?!
"What video game do you play on the toilet?" I asked calmly, trying not to laugh.
"What?" Suga asked.
"Call of Doody....." I said. (Call of Duty? Sounds familiar?)
The girls were a laughing mess from hearing my joke.
Hmm......looks like they understood the joke but the boys didn't. (a/n: did you understand the joke my dear readers?)
"That was a nice one" Suga said, shaking his head.
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow?" Suga asked.
I shrugged.
"You look for fresh prince...." he said and then laughed.
We all stared at him, thinking if he was mental or not. "Aww, c'mon guys! Why aren't you laughing?" Suga exclaimed. "How about we didn't understand the joke?" Jimin questioned.
Now that's a savage Jiminie pabo.
"Okay my turn!" I chirped.
"Why did Barbie turn down Huckleberry Finn's marriage proposal?" I asked.
"Why?" The boys asked curiously while the girls pressed their lips together, not wanting to laugh.
"Because she didn't want to be known as a Doll Finn..." I said, and everyone started laughing, even Suga flashed us his famous gummy smile. (Sounds like 'Dolphin')
"T-that w-was awesomeee!" Taehyung exclaimed while still laughing. "I know right?" I said with a flip of my hair. "Okay my turn!" Suga said.
"Do you want to hear a chemistry joke?" Suga asked.
We nodded our heads.
"It's sodium funny!" And everyone burst out laughing. (Sounds like 'So Damn funny')
"That was a good one Suga hyung!" Jimin praised. We all agreed.
"Okay now how does a train kiss?" I asked.
"Chu~ Chu~" I said and they all awed and Jimin, V, Zahra and Dia chuckled. (When BTS gives flying kisses to each other, you will see a some Korean letters surrounding the member giving the kiss, it says Chu~ and even a train makes a Chu Chu sound)
"What do you call train kissed diapers?" I asked.
"Hey its m-" Suga protested but got cut off by my answer.
"Chu Chu Diaper" And everyone burst out laughing. (Chu Chu Diaper is a Baby Diaper product name, hopefully you know what it is and can relate it to the joke)
"What is Mexicans favorite type of song?" Suga asked.
We shrugged.
"Amigos", Suga replied with a funny shrilled voice and we burst out laughing. (Amigos means friends in Spanish and I think Mexicans have a rapper named Amigo, I don't know, if anyone does, please let me know and again I meant no racism in this joke, your free to hear anyone's song)
"Okay! That's enough now we had enough laugh from Marsi and Suga's jokes. Now we will see how much they scored..." Jungkook said.
He counted our scores and showed the viewers first the scores and then us.
Marsi's scores: 39
Suga hyung's scores: 38
"MARSI IS THE WINNER!!! WOHHOOO!" Jungkook announces and started skipping around the room. We laughed at his childish actions.
"Huh, that was good game, what do you say Marsi?" Suga asked, "Well honestly I had fun and I hope to do this more", I replied with a smile on my face.
"Jin hyung! I'm hungry!" J-hope complained. "Aresso aresso, I'll cook something for you guys then we will continue the game." He replied.
Jin is the best!
Mayesha's POV
"Mayesha?" Jin called, "Ne~", I replied while walking into the kitchen. "Help me gather some snacks for everyone?" He asked. I nodded my head started to help him with the snacks.
We gathered them and deposited them on everyone's greedy hands. And then sat together to have ours.
"Thank you for the food!" Jungkook said and sighed into his food as well as the others.
(time skip)
"Okay now we will continue our game. Who wants to challenge Jin hyung?!" Taehyung said.
I looked around for his opponent but then when I didn't see anyone, I raised my hand. Jin rose a questioning eyebrow and I only grinned at him cheekily. He narrowed his eyes on me and we sat facing each other.
Okay....Mayesha you just have to control yourself when Jin produces his windshield wiper laugh...
Okay Mayesha good luck, my brain mused.
"Good Luck to me", I mumbled...
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Mayesha's POV
"Good luck to me", I mumbled....
"What are you whispering Mayesha?" I haven't realized until now that Jin has gotten a lot close to me, too much close that I can feel the warmth, radiating off of him.
"Its none of your business, Jin. Shall we start the game now?" I said. Anger flashed in his grey eyes for a second and then it disappeared, letting his cool demeanor set in. "Okay shall we start?" Jimin asked enthusiastically. We nodded our heads and they set up the camera.
Let the game begin...
"How do you make holy water?" Jin said.
"I don't know", I shrugged.
"You boil the hell out of it", Jin replied and started laughing.
Trust me it was freaking hard for me not to laugh.
Think about smelling feet...or....or smelly socks or babies pooped diapers, my brain rambled out.
Eww now that's disgusting brain! You know how much I hate dirty shit, don't remind me of it! I thought.
At least Jin didn't win, see who laughed at his joke, my brain said.
I looked around and saw Jimin, Marsi, Auri, Mahi and Joon laughing their asses off.
Huh! It wasn't even that funny.
"Alright! My turn", I said and waited for them to control themselves.
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?" I asked.
They shrugged.
"Because the P is silent", I said. (Because the 'pee' is silent)
They all burst out laughing, like literally everyone even I found my self giggling quietly. I found the joke funny, myself.
"Alright! Alright! Jin hyung next!" Taehyung huffed our the words. We all re-composed ourselves and waited for Jin's joke.
"Do you know what a secret service will saw now when the president is attacked?" Jin said, he's shoulders spreading shaking from him controlling his laughter.
I shrugged.
"Donald, duck!" Jin said and we all burst out laughing. (Donald Trump has to duck, so they are gonna say Donald Duck and Trump won't understand it and get killed. Yay?)
"Oh my god! That was hilarious hyung!" J-hope exclaimed. We all agreed and continued the game.
"What has two butts and kills people?" I asked the curious audience.
"We don't know", Jin answered.
"An assassin", I replied and the girls burst out laughing. Only Joon, Kookie, V and Jin laughed from the boys group. (An ass ass assassin, two asses and a killer assassin)
"Hyung what does it mean?" J-hope asked Jin. Jin only continued to laugh and didn't answer him. "You guys are too innocent. No need to understand it", Joon said, chuckling and they huffed.
"What do you call someone with no body and no nose?" Jin asked.
We shrugged.
"Nobody knows", Jin replied and started producing his windshield wiper laugh.
I controlled the urge to laugh but the other couldn't and laughed along Jin. "Your a hard nut to crack Mayesha" Jin commented. I shrugged, "Yours are not that funny Jin!" He narrowed his eyes on my figure and I smiled at him innocently.
"Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?" I asked, grinning like a Cheshire Cat.
They shrugged again.
"Because he had no body to go with", I replied. (Double meaning!!)
They laughed until tears escaped their eyes and then re-composed themselves.
"Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?" Jin questioned.
"I don't know", I replied.
"Because he couldn't see himself doing it", Jin replied and started laughing.
This time everyone except Taehyung laughed. "That joke kind of sucked, hyung!" Taehyung said dryly. Jin stopped laughing and glared at Taehyung who was giving him a sheepish smile.
My Taejin heart is gonna burst...
"Okay guys! No fighting! Let Mayesha continue!" They stopped doing whatever they were doing and stared at me.
I cleared my throat and said, "What did John's dad say when they passed a graveyard?" They shrugged.
"He said: Hey do you know that this cemetery is very popular? People are dying to get in there", I said with a dad voice.
They wanted to control it, I could see it in their eyes but couldn't when I sang, "Let it go~ Let it go~" from Frozen.
Jungkook wipes his tears and stood up to count the scores. We waited for him to count the scores, show them to the viewers and then us.
Mayesha noona: 65 points
Jin hyung: 63 points
"What?! I scored that low! Fuck!" Jin cursed. I gasped and slapped his arm. He yelped and glared at me, "Kookie is here, Jin. Mind your language! We don't want our baby boy to pick up curse words now do we?" Jin shakes his head 'no' like a good boy, oops, man, like a good man.
"Okay guys! This is the end of our VLive and it's 8pm so our Dad Joke Day is also over. Thank you for joining us today! Anneyong!" And we all waved our viewers 'bye'.
I slumped on the couch, exhausted from the game. "Let's go to bed, yes?" Joon suggested. The girls walked to the door and started wearing their shoes, including me. I called Mabrur and told him that we were going home. He pouted and gave me the puppy dog eyes. "Can I stay please sis!" He begged, "Alright you can stay as tomorrow is weekends."
With that I walked out of the door and into my car. Before I could put my hand on the handle someone pulled me backwards and my back came in contact with a warm, broad chest. "Why don't you stay over too, Mayesha?" Jin whispered in my ear. I shivered as his warm breaths hit my ear.
"I-uh-I can't I have university tomorrow, so I have to go home", I replied still enjoying is warmth. "Alright if that's what you want, but I want to tell you something", he kept on whispering. "What is it?" I also whispered. "That when you shouted that you were wearing a black underwear set underneath those shorts and top, I nearly lost control. I got the sudden urge to kiss you which I'm going to do now." With that he turned me around and backed me up to the car door.
He leaned in and brought his nose near my neck. I shivered from the delicious tingles running up and down the path of his caressing. Suddenly, I felt a warm mouth kiss my neck, gently but sensually. I bit my lip to hold back the moan erupting.
I gasped when he started nibbling and biting my neck and then soothing it down with his warm tongue. He kept on doing this for a few minutes and then leaned back. He stared at his masterpiece on my neck and I stared at his face, drunk from his actions.
"Your mine, Mayesha, only mine", he said darkly before bringing his lips onto mine. Our lips moved in sync and Jin sucked my bottom lip. His tongue entered my parted lips and I gasped from how good his tongue felt clashing with mine.
I pulled his hair, which I had unknowingly threaded my fingers into, to catch my breathe and he let go.
"That was awesome" Shivers ran up and down my spine from the deepness and darkness of his voice.
The perks of being a mafia.
"Sis I want to drive, give me the keys!" Marsi said, coming out of the house and extending her hand towards me. I was still in a daze but took out my car keys and gave it to her. Her eyes widened with excitement and she rushed to the driver's seat.
I snapped out of my daze and before I got in, looked at Jin who was staring darkly at the hickey. I snapped my fingers in front of his face, demanding his attention, and he gave me just that. His eyes skimmed from the hickey, to my jaw, then lips and then to my eyes.
Hah! He skipped my nose.
He gave me a 'what' look.
I brought my mouth to his ear and breathed out a puff of air. "I'm not your freaking property" I said darkly before getting into my car and telling Marsi to drive away.
That kiss was hot as hell!
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