A/N: Don't worry, this is also a Billdip fanfic, even if Dipper is Anakin and Mabel is Padme, she is NOT pregnant of his brother. In this AU she is secretly married with Tad Strange (he is a Jedi) and the only person who knows that is Dipper. Bill instead is the Chancellor and his false identity is William C. Rehp (if you ask why, I thought this: Cipher - C. Pher - C. Rehp). Physically he is a little older than Dipper (the twin have the same age of Anakin in the third film) but only because of his very big knowledge of the Force. In reality he's VEEEEERYYYYYY very older.

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A long time ago in a galaxy far,

far away....

taaaaaaa taaaaa tatatatàta tatatatàta ta ta ta ta!

Hem...

The Jedi Dipper Pines and his Master and grunkle Stanford Pines were sent to rescue Chancellor William C. Rehp from the clutches of Countess Pyronica. After a while, they finally arrived from the Chancellor. They found him tied to a big chair. His hair was blond, his eyes were completely golden except for the thin, upright pupil. He had dark skin that reflected the light making it look like his body shone. His nails were black claws, he was shorter than him and he was dressed in elegant black and golden clothes. As soon as he saw the two Jedi, the Chancellor smiled widely.

F: Chancellor.

D: Are you all right?

He was about to reply but he saw someone behind the two Jedi and his hair, eyes and skin began to turn darker yellow.

W: Countess Pyronica.

F: This time we will do it together, Dipper.

D: I was about to say that.

Dipper smiled when he turned and they saw Pyronica jump off the floor where she stood and drew her sword. William turned to Ford as his body dyed a little of white (fear).

W: Get help! You're no match for him! He's a Sith Lord!

He turned his head toward Dipper, crossing their gazes and then whispering.

W: You could die...

Ford turned smiling.

F: Chancellor Rehp, Sith's lord are our specialty.

The Jedi smiled and took off their cloaks.

P: Your swords, please. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of our dear chancellor, right?

F: You won't get away this time, Pyronica.

The Jedi drew their lightsabers and started fighting. Pyronica was able to keep up with both of them despite that was an unequal fight. She smiled showing her crooked teeth.

P: I've been looking forward to this.

D: Tsk, my powers and knowledge have doubled since the last time we met, Countess.

P: Good!~ Twice the pride, double the fall!

The fight continued and Pyronica managed to knock Ford to the ground and began to duel only against Dipper while Ford got up but was blocked by two droids that were immediately destroyed by him. William, meanwhile, watched the fight continually changing color. He rejoiced at that move of Ford and resumed his bright yellow for a moment and then blanched again when Pyronica threw Dipper to the wall and lifted Ford with the Force and then threw him against a railing, causing him to faint, and drop a platform on. Dipper got up, angry with Pyronica and kicked her. She landed on her feet downstairs, immediately followed by Dipper who resumed the fight.

P: I sense great fear in you, Pines. You have hate. You have anger. But you don't use them and you are so cute that it's all a shame!~

Dipper didn't listen to her and, without realizing it, he had returned to William who was holding his breath. Dipper managed to turn around and cut Pyronica's hands, who collapsed on her knees as her sword flew in Dipper's hand.

W: Good, Pinetree!~ Very very very good! Ahah!

Bill's color returned to his usual bright yellow. He probably would have jumped and applauded if he hadn't his hands tied to the chair.

W: ... Kill him.

His expression remained smiling as Pyronica slowly turned to him in shock.

W: Kill him now, Pinetree. We'll keep this as a secret between us~

Dipper looked at Pyronica, surprised, while he thought of all the pros and cons. If that had been another situation, he would have complained that he couldn't write them on a list but that wasn't a situation to be joked about. He had to choose whether to let one of the Jedi's greatest enemies live or die...

D: I-I shouldn't ...

W: Why? Aha... do it~

Dipper looked into Pyronica's only eye while she was silently asking for pity. Dipper, however, didn't allow it and, closing his eyes to hold back the tears that were starting to form and taking a deep breath to try to calm himself, he cut her throat, making her fall to the ground dead.

William continued to smile, though more gently, as his body became imperceptibly more dark blu, though it was more visible on his cheeks.

W: You did well Pinetree, she was too dangerous to be kept alive.

D: Yes but... she was an unarmed prisoner. I shouldn't have done that. It's not the Jedi way.

Dipper freed the chancellor who came up to him and gave him friendly pats on his shoulders to reassure him.

W: I know this isn't what a Jedi should thinks but... I'm not a Jedi; so, in my opinion, it's only natural. She cut off your arm and you... wanted revenge.

William took Dipper's hand in his, looking into his eyes with a determined and sure expression.

W: I know it wasn't your first time, Pinetree. Remember what you told me about your mother and the Sand People?

Dipper looked to the ground as William released his hands to go to the exit.

W: Now we must leave before more security droids arrive.

Dipper started to follow him but then headed for Ford and started to free him from the platform that crushed him.

W: Pinetree... there is no time! Come on, we must get off this ship before it's too late...

D: He seems to be all right!

W: I know but... please, leave him, or we'll never make it!

D: Chancellor, his fate will be the same as ours.

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891 words

10/02/18