Others vs us potter heads!

  You say Edward Cullen, I say Harry Potter

You say red and black, I say red and gold

You say Forks, I say Hogwarts

You say Edward and Bella, I say Ron and Hermione

You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black

You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters

You say, “Go to Hell.” I say, “Go kiss a Dementor.”

You say football, I say Quidditch.

You say “Twilight is better than Harry Potter.” I say “You must not tell lies.”

You say childhood, I say Harry Potter

You say depression, I say, “The dementors must be near. Have some chocolate.”

You say Hitler, I say Voldemort

You say school, I say Hogwarts

You say, “I’m going to kill you!” I yell, "Avada Kedavra!"

You say life, I say Harry Potter.

You say, “Long live the queen.” I say, "Long live J.K. Rowling."

You say, “My dog ate my homework.” I say, "Those bloody Nargles stole my homework again!"

You say hot, I say nice skin

You say epic, I say Bloody Brilliant

You say, “I’m telling!” I say, "Wait until my father hears about this."

You say coke, I say butterbeer

You say Kristen Stewart, I say Emma Watson

You say Edward Cullen, I say Cedric Diggory

You say Bella, I say Bellatrix

You say prison, I say Azkaban

You say socks, I cry and exclaim, "Dobby!"

You do pinky promises we do Unbreakable vows.