This image about to make me act a MOTHAFUCKING FOOOOOOL!!!

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I walk into the warm water of the hot spring Rias invited us in and sit back. The water instantly begins to relax my muscles while easing my tension.

Y/n: "*sighs*

Azazel: "Mind if I take a seat?"

Y/n: "Do as you like"

He does as he asked while I look up into the sky.

Y/n: "They've created their own moon?"

Azazel: "Yep. Devils wanted one too since they like it up in the sky when they'd visit the human realm"

Y/n: "I see.. Hm?"

I could hear the voices of Issei and the vampire boy coming over to the hot spring I was in.

Issei: "You're a boy. STOP COVERING YOURSELF!!"

Gasper: "KYAA!!!"

Issei tried to pull the towel off the child as to not feel weirded out or something along those lines.

Y/n: "Why the hell did I agree to come here first?"

Azazel: "It's a great way to relax before your big business meeting tomorrow"

I bring out a grail of wine and sit back while looking up.

Y/n: "I guess so"

Azazel: "Are you worried at all King of Kuoh?"

Y/n: "No. I believe we'll win this and head back to Kuoh that same day"

Azazel: "Ego still matches up. You'll have to stay here for a few days by the way. The Gods still need to assemble their own team for the Rating Game and gather up all their shit for the meeting tomorrow"

Y/n: "Whatever amount it takes doesn't matter, as long as it isn't too long. I don't wish to be here for more than a week"

Out of nowhere, I heard someone calling for me.

Akagi: "COMMANDER!!!"

I look up and could see Akagi peeking from the hot spring up above, giving me a little wave.

Amagi: "Hey, get back over here!!!"

Akagi: "Wow. Amagi, the Commander's packing~!!"

Amagi: "STOP LOOKING!!!"

She gets pulled back as I chuckle to myself at her tendencies to anger her elder sister.

Akagi: "I didn't even get to show him my body yet!!"

Amagi: "YOU WILL NOT!!"

Before we were separated, Akagi and Mordred wanted to come in to the men's side with me, Kaga was being forced by Akagi. They wanted me to go in alone so they could join me for whatever reason, but I declined despite their reasons. Or atleast, only Mordred's reason. She still didn't like being treated like a woman and Akagi.. Well, let's just say she wanted to be acknowledge as a woman with her voluptuous body.

Azazel: "She's wild"

Y/n: "You wouldn't understand. That wasn't even as crazy as she gets"

Issei: "Can you tell us?"

Issei, Kiba, and Gasper sat next to me as I tried to not tell personal events without her consent. Although, seeing as she didn't mind mine when talking about my penis, why not.

Y/n: "She tends to come into my room when I'm sleeping and grind her ass on me to try and pop a boner out of me. If she isn't doing that, she's rubbing her body on me to "mark me" with her scent so that other females don't approach me"

Akagi: "I CAN DO MORE COMMANDER~!!!"

Amagi: "ENOUGH WITH YOU!!!"

*Thunderous chop*

Y/n: "When I'm eating, she tends to slide her foot in between my thighs and starts slowly rubbing my dick. She also rants about wanting to fuck in front of everyone.. and then do Kaga right after"

I lean back and slide a little down as I try to relax.

Issei: "Atleast she shares with her sister?"

Y/n: "I don't think I need to continue"

Gasper and Kiba were red with second hand embarrassment while Issei was grinning smugly.

Azazel: "Wow.. She really is wild"

Akagi: "I LOVE YOU COMMANDER!!"

Y/n: "Me too"

Akagi: "Ahn~!! That's it. I'm defying my elder sister and jumping down there immediately!!"

Amagi: "YOU WILL NOT!!"

*Another thunderous chop*

Nobu: "Ahahaha!!! That's a good master for you. Always carrying a harem with him without even trying"

She was swimming in the men's hot spring despite being a woman herself.

Gasper: "Why did we let her in here?"

Y/n: "Are you sure you don't want to go to the other one Oda?"

She looked up and shook her head.

Nobu: "Nah, too many women there"

Issei: "THAT'S A PROBLEM?!"

Nobu: "It is when you aren't exactly attracted to them. Although.."

She sat next to me as her long hair covers her nipples.

Kiba: "Her chest is exposed!!"

He quickly turned around as Nobunaga laughs to herself.

Nobu: "What a virgin!! To be embarrassed at seeing my chest of all things?! Anyway, there are a few that are rather.. fine if I may say so~"

Issei: "Like who?"

Nobu: "The lightning one is good. Raven hair, big tits and a BEAUTIFUL round ass to top it off.. *chef's kiss*"

Issei: "She's talking about Akeno. I do agree with that statement myself. True beauty"

They fist bump while I facepalm which seems to cause Azazel to burst into laughter.

Y/n: "There she goes, encouraging this idiots horny bone to spike up once more"

Oda looked over to me and slid closer.

Nobu: "Hm, not even a blush or anything despite having me this close to you?... is he up?"

She tried to reach between my legs but I grabbed her hand.

Y/n: "Enough"

Nobu: "Tell me master, which of ALL the women up there tickles your fancy?"

The sudden question threw me off as I sat back and thought about it carefully. I never really thought about them in that way. They all meant the world to me but.. think about them romantically? Alter did with Eucliwood but those were HIS feelings... but, he is an alternate version of myself. Does this mean I too will grow them as well?

Y/n: "Who would I choose eh?.."

The top floor had gotten surprisingly quiet at the mention of the question. I got curious and used my Clairvoyance to see that they were all there, but were eavesdropping to see what my response was.

Y/n: "Well if I had to choose one..."

They got closer to the edge as I grin to myself.

Nobu: "Oh?"

Everyone down in the mens hot spring had also gotten closer as the great King of Kuoh was prepared to name who his desired woman was.

Y/n: ".. I'm tired from overworking myself too much. I'm going to head out and sleep"

All: "WHAAAT?!"

A roar of confusion and frustration was let out, aside from Azazel who was still just laughing the entire time.

Issei: "Come on man!! Don't blue ball us like that"

Y/n: "BUHUHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Does my answer really interest you all that much~?!.. Then I guess I don't mind sharing it with you all after our victory against those demigods"

All: "*sighs in defeat*"

I take a sip out of my drink while everyone goes back to what they were doing.

Y/n: "Enjoy yourselves while you can my team.. Tomorrow is the big day"

I look back with a confident grin as I head inside.

Nobu: "*sighs* I was kinda looking forward to his answer.. I'm leaving too"

She gets up and walks out while the remaining few try to figure out who it could be.

Issei: "Quick!! Who's the person always there with him?!"

Azazel: "Go on and attempt to piece it all together. It's quite easy if you pay attention"

Issei: "HE'S TRYING TO THROW US OFF!! Quick, ignore the old man"

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Once I arrived to my room, I lay back on the comfortable bed and look up at the ceiling. I sigh in exhaustion from having to deal with mongrels asking me questions the entire time after. Of course, I stood my ground and said the same thing to avoid telling them the truth. I had no clue who I'd prefer.

Y/n: "To think I'd have a life like this after dying back then.. It's most definitely, quite a tiresome one. I'm not even one of those "I want a harem God-sama!!" Beggers out there.. I just kinda had it handed to me even if I didn't want it. Probably one of Gilgamesh's skills or Luck stat..*sighs* What I'd give to just have ONE girlfriend instead"

I start trying to forget about that and focus on the main thing. The Battle Against Gods.

Y/n: "... Hey father, what should I do tomorrow? I've gloated and presented myself as someone without weaknesses but.. I am no perfect man. I too have flaws-"

My Clairvoyance activated itself once more as I saw something wrong. I immediately jump out of the bed and run outside as fast as I could. In the middle of my escape, I open a gate next to me and reach in with desperation.

Y/n: "EA!!!"

I pull out my own copy as I rush through the hallways, anguishly seeking for the exit. Upon reaching it, I see HER standing outside without a care in the world.

??: "Hello there Y/n Gilgamesh L/n, we meet at last~"

Ea begins turning as I glare straight at her.

Y/n: "What the hell do you want?!"

??: "Ara~ Is this how you treat your guests? Muchless, a holy woman?"

I point Ea straight at her.

Y/n: "I do when they are evil just like you.."

Y/n: "Beast III/R"

Kiara: "How rude~ Please, just call me Kiara Sessyoin for now. This is my Nun body after all~"

Y/n: "You didn't answer my first question"

Kiara: "To talk.. That is all~"

Ea begins to slow down but not turn off as I stay cautious of any attack. I look back and use one of my skills to notice everyone was already in bed.

Kiara: "I made it so only you can detect my presence. Now, shall we speak, oh great Prince of Heroes~?"

Y/n: ".. Fine. We'll talk but not here"

I summon Vimana and look over to her.

Y/n: "We're going to wherever I say, got it?"

Kiara: "Ah~ How thoughtful of you"

I sit back on my throne as she happily walks over to me and does something unexpected.

Kiara: "I want the best seat in the house!! I've seen others enjoy this so I want in too~!!"

She jumped into my lap and put a finger to lips.

Kiara: "Uh, uh, uh. We don't want to wake up the rest now do we~?"

I had Ea pointed at her chin to which she was pointing a ball of energy towards the rooms my peerage and the rest were in.

Kiara: "What do you say if we both calm ourselves down?"

It takes me a second before I begin to lower the barrel of the sword.

Kiara: "Good boy~ Now, how about we go to where you wanted to go?"

I don't say a word as Vimana takes off.