Another waifu

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Gilgamesh: "So let me get this straight, you want to learn how to make a cake?"

Tiamat eagerly nods as she sits down on the ground infront of Gilgamesh.

Gilgamesh: "And you want me to teach you?"

She nods once more as the King of Uruk looks at the Beast of Beginning straight in the eyes, remembering a past confrontation with her. The monstrous power she wielded and just how terrifying of an opponent she was at the time, was currently sitting like a dog wagging its tail happily.

Gilgamesh: "YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING ME?!"

Tiamat: "Huh?"

Gilgamesh: "There's no way you two are the same person!!! I refuse to acknowledge that!!!"

Tiamat: "It seems.. you've met my other side.. before"

Gilgamesh: "Of course I have!! You were my enemy at that time.. What you did to Siduri was unforgivable.. YOU-!!"

Tiamat: "Am I still.. your enemy? Even if that wasn't me?"

She looked up at Gilgamesh with sadden eyes which caused the great king to feel uneasy.

Gilgamesh: ".. Of course you are.. Don't you know my legend? I hate every god there is"

She looked down to the floor and slowly bowed her head to the King of Heroes.

Tiamat: "I apologize for what my.. incarnation did to you in the past. I can't say sorry.. enough to gain your forgiveness. Please forget that I asked you anything"

She slowly gets up as Gilgamesh noticed small tears building up on her eyes.

Gilgamesh: "He-?"

Tiamat: "You are the closest person to my child.. I wanted to make him a cake.. to celebrate his birthday.."

Gilgamesh: "His birthday?!"

Tiamat: "I am a terrible cook. I can't do anything other than.. destroy things.. I want to be able to make someone happy.. and not hurt him. I'm sorry'

Gilgamesh: "No. You just happened to ask the wrong person"

Tiamat: "Is that so.. sorry to bother you then. I will leave now"

She gave a slight bow before leaving the room. Gilgamesh began to scratch his head in frustration just as his vessel walked in.

Y/n: "You okay?"

Gilgamesh: "I don't know. Why did you have to summon a damn beast?! And one I battled at that?!"

Y/n: "How was I supposed to know what I'd summon? You should blame yourself for allowing me to inherit you luck"

Gilgamesh: "MY FAULT?!"

Y/n: "In any case, just try to get along with her. She's very caring unlike how you described her before. Everyone deserves a second chance Gilgamesh"

Gilgamesh: "But she's a beast!! Beast are incarnations of human sin. They are evil-"

Y/n: "She's my mother now"

Gilgamesh tenses up the moment he sees Y/n glaring at him with anger in his eyes.

Y/n: "So stop insulting her like that. I won't tolerate another word even from you"

Gilgamesh: "You dare threaten me?"

Y/n: "I will threaten anyone who insults my family. Even if that person also happens to be a part of it"

The two stare at one another intently, almost ready to fire off weapons at each other at the meer twitch of a finger.

Gilgamesh: "... I'm sorry then"

Y/n: "Just don't do it again"

He takes his eyes off Gilgamesh and begins heading off towards the meeting room with some handouts in hand.

Gilgamesh: "What's that for?"

Y/n: "I have a strange feeling.. like, I could see something that isn't here but.. will eventually. I don't know. Maybe I'm just exhausted"

Gilgamesh: "Could it be he inherited my Clairvoyance? No, he said he couldn't see it but just feel something might be wrong. Perhaps he has yet to awaken it"

While stuck in thought, Y/n looked over to him curiously as the old man.

Y/n: "Whatever. Amagi, come over to the meeting room"

Amagi: "I'll be there soon *cough* *cough* Commander"

Y/n: "Good. You want to come along?"

Gilgamesh: "Not this time. *sighs* I have to take care of other bothersome matters at the moment"

Y/n: "Alright"

He heads off while Gilgamesh admits defeat and goes off to find his old enemy.

Gilgamesh: "Tiamat!! Where are you?!.. Tch, I'm a king. WHY MUST I HAVE TO GO OFF LOOKING FOR SOMEONE?!"

He yelled out her name the entire time while looking for her all over the house to no avail.

Gilgamesh: "Just where did she go-?"

*boom*

He turns around to see the kitchen room behind him.

Gilgamesh: ".. Of course, the one room I didn't bother to check"

He walks in to see the oven door opened and remnants at was supposed to be cake, hanging off a tray. Ontop of that, the counter was full of broken plates, broken spoons, destroyed tools and a mess of flour along with other ingredients everywhere.

Gilgamesh: "What the hell did she do?!"

He looked over to see the exit door partly open.

Gilgamesh: ".. *sighs* Why must I have to do this? Curse that damn brat for influencing me so much!!"

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Tiamat was sitting infront of a cliff in tears while covering her face in her knees.

Tiamat: "Why does this always happen?..*sob*"

Gilgamesh: "You're a hell of a person to look for. Your horns are massive and your easily noticable yet it took me a while to find you"

He walked up to her, taking a chance to take a good look at her state. She hadn't uncovered her face but he could see just how sad and frustrated she was. Gilgamesh looked out to the lake in front of them and decided to take a seat next to her.

Gilgamesh: "I will never like you"

As he said that, Tiamat stopped her crying.

Gilgamesh: "No matter what, I never will.. but, I can never hate you"

Her face slowly began to pop out to look at Gilgamesh.

Gilgamesh: "It's embedded into my spirit core to hate Gods no matter what. It's part of my legend.. Yet, I can't bring myself to hate you.. because you brought a smile to that boy since you arrived"

Memories of Y/n being happy with Tiamat began to fill his head as a small smile creeps on his face.

Gilgamesh: "For that reason alone, I could never hate you. I tried hard to just remember what you were before without giving it a second thought.. and then I saw the eyes he had when I spoke about it. Hatred. The same eyes I looked at those who spoke wrong of the ones I cared for"

He turned to Tiamat with regret from his previous words and extended his hand.

Gilgamesh: "From here on out, I won't recognize you for what you were but for who you are now. Y/n's mother. Along with that, I will help you with the cake if you still wish to have my help"

Tiamat began to tear up with happiness as she ignored his hand and went straight for a hug.

Tiamat: "THANK YOU!!"

Gilgamesh: "Alright!! I get it!! Let go!!"

She releases him and goes back to being sad which annoys Gilgamesh.

Gilgamesh: "What now?"

Tiamat: "I broke the kitchen. I made terrible food"

She looked like she was about to tear up again which made Gilgamesh panic.

Gilgamesh: "NO YOU DID NOT!!!"

Tiamat: "But everything I touch, I destroy"

Gilgamesh immediately pulled out her work from his gate and began chomping down on it. He was close to dying a few times from the charcoal getting stuck in throat and nearly threw up from the awful taste but ended up powering through to the end.

Gilgamesh: "See *burp*.. *regrets* I told you.. it wasn't bad *shivers*"

Tiamat: "Really?"

Gilgamesh: "Yes. Come on, let's go make some-"

He falls to the ground, motionless for a few seconds from the cooking but gets up like nothing happened shortly after.

Gilgamesh: "MAKE SOME CAKE!!"

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Gilgamesh: "I'm not much of a cook myself since I do not require these skills but.."

He looks out the door to see X walking past them with Mordred next to her.

Gilgamesh: "If only I was as great a cook as the boy or even that damn faker.. Anyways, let's start with this"

He grabs a bag of flour and checks it to see it empty.

Gilgamesh: "No matter, my treasury holds everything"

He opens a giant gate that drops everything they'll need to make a cake for the Prince of Heroes.

Gilgamesh: "Now that everything's here, we need to know the one basic thing"

Tiamat: "What is that?"

Gilgamesh: "We need someone that knows how to cook a cake"

He pulls out a grail and holds it in front of him.

Gilgamesh: "THIS IS THE GREAT KING OF HEROES, GILGAMESH!!! I order a chef of the highest caliber to show up immediately to help me and Tiamat cook a cake, IMMEDIATELY!!!"

I disappeared as a blue circle appeared and a figure dropped down from it.

Tiamat: "Wow"

Gilgamesh: "You... WHY YOU OF ALL PEOPLE?!"

In front of them, a tanned man with white hair in red and black clothes was kneeling down. He rose up and opened his gray eyes to smugly look at the King of Heroes.

??: "You asked for help did you not~? I've come in respond to it so you don't end up messing up idiot"

Gilgamesh: ".. To think you out of every renounced cook in history decided to accept it.. Whatever, just do what I asked so this contract can end already"

Tiamat: "Gilgamesh, who is he?"

??: "I take it you're Tiamat, the Beast of Beginning?"

He took a few steps forward and looked at the two. He looked around to see the kitchen room in a mess from Tiamat's first attempt.

??: "You two are definitely need a lot of help.. Say, I didn't give you my name did I?"

EMIYA: "My name isn't anything that important. I'm really just a nameless warrior of the world, but I guess you could just call me EMIYA"

*To be continued at another time*