~A short story on how to be convincing~

Dad: Tom, did you break this glass *glares at the tiny child while pointing at a pile of grass*

Tom: No *eyes widen*

Dad: Tooooooooommmm-

Tom: Nope, nada, I did nothing at all

Dad: *Shrugs* Alright *walks away*

Tom: Phew 

Dad: Tooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm *Runs like a T-rex and tackles Tom* Now you're gonna die ¯\_| ಠ ∧ ಠ |_/¯

Tom: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!