1. 911 What's your emergency?

2.Aunt Millie's farm! Sorry we do not have a phone. *Click*

3.Suicide hotline, please hold.

4. Hello? OH NO! The voices are back again!

5.Joe's Crematorium - You kill 'em we grill 'em

6."Hello Johnny? I told you to dump the body! Now hurry up before we get caught!!"

7.I told you not to call when my wife's home...

8.Sorry she's dead, can I have you call her back?

9.Hello, please state your name, address, and credit card number.

10.City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em