Person: Hi, you're an accompanist, right?

Me: That's right!

Person: Can you accompany me for the recital in a month?

Me: Oh, sure, what song are you doing?

Person: Introduction and Rondo Cappriciosso. I want to have it down two weeks in advance.

Me: ....but that is way too hard of a piece for me to learn in such a short time-

Person: LET'S GO-