"Alright! Time for the first song!" I say. I put on the animatic version of Alexander Hamilton after explaining what a TV is.

[Aaron Burr]
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a w****

"Wow, thanks for the kind words Burr" says Alex

"Hey, that was the actor, not me!" Burr counters

"What does it mean by w****?" asks Jane

"I'd rather not say" I reply

And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

"A hero? Yeah right-" Jefferson starts saying

"Hey! No spoiling! I forgot to say that y'all are from different timelines." I say.

[John Laurens]
The ten-dollar founding father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter
By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

"FOURTEEN!?" Ask-shouts Jefferson

"Yes." says Alex. "Got a problem with that?"

"No, I've got a problem with you." says Jefferson

"Ooh!" Lee, Boleyn, Reynolds, King George say.

"How did you get the duck tape off your mouth!?" I shout to him. "Do that again and I'll send you to Tartarus!"

"What?" asks Reynolds and I ignore him.

[Thomas Jefferson]
And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter

"That's Illegal" says Jefferson

"He did what he had to do to survive, Mon ami" says Boleyn

"You're from France aussi?!" asks Lafayette

"Oui." says Boleyn

"Moi Aussi! Je m'appelle Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette! But just call me Lafayette" (Transalation: Me too! My name's Lafayette!)

"Je m'appelle Anne Boleyn!" 

[James Madison]
Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain

Alex's expression darkens.

"A hurricane? Pffft! I was decapitated!" Says Boleyn

"You were?!" asks Howard "So was I!"

"Decapitated cousins!" They both say.

The whole Hamilsquad looks at them in shock exept Alex who glares at Anne. 

"Yes, you were decapidated after I was kicked out and I couldn't see my daughter grow up!" exclaims Aragon. "Jane was the best!" Shouts Henry.

"That's it! you three are going to Tartarus!" I say before snapping and then the cage disapears.

"Where did they-" Angelica starts saying

"Anyway!"

[Aaron Burr]
Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man!

"Yes he is" Says the Hamilsquad

Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
"Get your education, don't forget from whence you came!"
And the world is gonna know your name
What's your name, man?

[Alexander Hamilton]
Alexander Hamilton
My name is Alexander Hamilton
And there's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait

[Eliza Schuyler]
When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt-ridden
Two years later, see Alex and his mother bed-ridden
Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick

[Full company exept Hamilton (Wispering)]
And Alex got better but his mother went quick

He starts crying Eliza notices and gives him a bear hug.

"Oh my..." says Parr

[George Washinton]
Moved in with a cousin

"Atleast he has a cousin." says Cleves

the cousin committed suicide

"Oh... nevermind.."

Left him with nothin' but ruined pride, something new inside
A voice saying, "Alex, you gotta fend for yourself"
He started retreatin' and readin' every treatise on the shelf.

[Burr (and company)]
There would have been nothin' left to do for someone less astute
He woulda been dead or destitute without a cent of restitution
Started workin', clerkin' for his late mother's landlord
Tradin' sugar cane and rum and all the things he can't afford
Scammin' for every book he can get his hands on
Plannin' for the future see him now as he stands on
The bow of a ship headed for the new land
In New York you can be a new man

[Company and Hamilton]
In New York you can be a new man (just you wait)
In New York you can be a new man (just you wait)
In New York you can be a new man
[Men:] In New York
[Women:] New York
[Hamilton:] Just you wait!

Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
We are waiting in the wings for youWaiting in the wings for you You could never back down
You never learned to take your time. Oh, Alexander HamiltonAlexander Hamilton When America sings for you
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know you rewrote your game?
The world will never be the same, oh

"What does it mean by that?" asks Aragon

"Eh." I reply since I don't know

[Aaron Burr]

The ship is in the harbor now
See if you can spot him (just you wait)
Another immigrant comin' up from the bottom (just you wait)
His enemies destroyed his rep America forgot him

I start singing

[Madison/Mulligan Jefferson/Lafayette]
We fought with him

"We will always" says Lafayette

I stop singing and go hide under a random couch

[Philp/Laurens]
Me? I died for him

"What!?" exclaims Laurens, Burr, Alex, Philp, Theo, Lafayette, Herc and Eliza

I come out from hiding and start singing again

[George Washington]
Me? I trusted him

"Still do" says WashingMachine

[Angelica, Eliza and Maria/Peggy]
Me? I loved him

"W- what's that supposed to mean?" asks Eliza, looking at Angie and Mars

"As a brother" Angelica lies while Maria looks away.

"Don't kill Burr" I say 

"Wha-"

[Burr]
And me? I'm the damn fool who shot him!

"WHAT!?" Shouts the whole Hamilsquad exept Jefferson, Lee and King George

"You were shot? I was decap-"

"Shut the fuck up Boleyn!" says Aragon

"You're just jealous" says Boleyn, sticking out her toungue

There's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait!

[Burr]
What's your name man?

[Company]
Alexander Hamilton!

"That was nice" says Aragon

"Yeah, I agree" says Boleyn, everyone else exept King George, Lee and Jefferson agree, I decide to bring, Henry, Eacker and Reynolds back from Tartarus.

"How was your stay?" I ask them

"..."

"I fucking hated it." says Reynolds

"..."

Boleyn stands up, looking at Henry, laughing at the scars he got from Tartarus

"Ha! That's what you get you little shit! For decapitating me!"

"The other five queens and I join in on the laughing. "Next!" I manage to say.