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"Hi! We're here with the Hamilton cast in Musical land, and they're just about to see The Lightning Thief Musical!" A smiling reporter announced to the camera, their smile wide. A cacophony of red hair was in a bob surrounding their babyface. "I'm Mx. M, reporting live! Now, tell me, Mr. Hamilton," they turned to Hamilton himself, and the cheers in the audience went wild. "How are you feeling? What do you expect from this experience?"

"Well, Mx. M, I'm looking forward to seeing how their music and set designs work out, as well as how enjoyable it is." He grinned at the audience, who all shrieked.

"Well, thank you Mr. Hamilton! That's a mighty fine answer." Mx. M beamed. "At the end of their life-changing experience, we're going to ask the cast what they think, and they'll hopefully give it a starred rating. Now, back to Mark with his newest documentary..."

Two hours and fifteen minutes later, Mx. M rushed on set, grinning as the cast came out of the theatre.

"What'd you guys think?" Mx. M asked them, holding her mic in offering.

"Well," said Eliza Hamilton, "I think it was rather good. It had a lot of fun songs, and quite a few hurt songs I just have to sing later. Five stars out of five." Mx. M grinned, and moved their microphone elsewhere.

"Well, it was rather fun, though I do think they could have included more civil rights in the musical," Angelica said. Peggy rolled her eyes. "The abusive step father gets turned to stone. That's civil rights enough for me. Five out of five."

Aaron Burr stepped forth, and nodded. "Four out of five."

"Care to elaborate, Mr. Burr?" Mx. M said, poking it towards him aggressively.

"No comment." And thus, Aaron Burr walked away. John Laurens staggered forth instead, grinning at Mx. M and the audience watching back home. 

"I think it was great! It had a fight, some really amazing singers and actors, and the D.O.A. lady was killer," John continued on and smiled at everyone. "Five out of five."

Lafayette, once he saw John Laurens giving his piece, came over with Hercules Mulligan.

"I found it very interesting, it waz full of, how you say...?" Lafayette trailed off before remembering. "Eazy! Yes, Eazy words and very easy to follow along. Five out of five."

Hercules nodded. "Yeah, I agree with John and Lafayette. Five outta five."

Mx. M smiled once more. "Thanks boys! By the way, have any of you three seen Jefferson, Madison, or Reynolds? I can't seem to find them anywhere."

Lafayette and Mulligan exchanged a look. "No, we cannot say we have," Lafayette said slowly. "Have a good day..." Lafayette trailed off and looked to Hercules Mulligan.

"Mx. M," Mulligan finished for him. Lafayette and Mx. M smiled, and Mx. M moved on.

No one else really wanted to say anything (Mr. Washington had said "I don't know, it was a good show. What else do you want me to say?"), so Mx. M went to the person they'd saved for last.

"Mr. Hamilton!" they called out, and Alexander Hamilton spun to face them. "What did you think about the musical?"

"Well, for one thing: a lot better than the movie. The set was rather...interesting, to say the least. The costumes, as far as the Minotaur, Chiron, and Grover go...amazing. The music was fun to listen to, and I'm sure I'll bring my son Phillip to see this." Hamilton smiled at the camera. "And to round it all up, I think I'll give it four stars out of five. Because it was amazing, but it wasn't, like, Hamilton."

Mx. M only laughed and turned to the camera themself. "Well, you heard it here folks. The Lightning Thief is an amazing musical! Go and check it out. I'm your host, Mx. M, signing off!"