ACT I

janis and damien: STORY TIME YALL

Caddy: hi so im homeschooled in Africa and im now going to amercia for skool

cady: it turns out hs actuallly suks so imma go-

Damien and janis: nah mf youre gonn be our friend

The plastics: hi you should sit with us we're awezome

Damien and janis: no dont

Janis: actually sit with them and be our spy

Cady: omg hot man

Cadyz, jansi, damines  regginga is like pink panther

Gretchen: am i.. a bad person????

Caddy: imma be stupid so hot boy loves me ❤

Karen: HALLOWEEN TIME

Regina and aaronn: you hurt me

Janis damien and caddddy: LETS FUXK UP PINK PANTELHERS LIFE LMAO

Gretdhwn and Karen: omg caddsdssddddy ur so gr8

ACT II

Famien and jansiz: stahp texting aaaaaaron k?

Mrs. George nd gretchen: im a bad?

Cady, gretdyen everyone else: THE FOLKA ARE GONEEE ITS TIME FOR BIG FUN-- oops wrong musixal uh, PARTY TIME MFS-

cady to aaaarin: MORE ALSO LOVE ME

janis and damien: cadsy u suxk

Regina: FIRE WITH WORDS AND A BOOK LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

janis: ha im amazing and yk? I wont let anyone be an ass to me no more, k?

Eveeyone: JANIS JANIS JANIS-

Mathletes: MATH TIME LMAO HAHAHA WERE GONNA WINNNNNN

Cady and eveeyoen: yall its seventeen reprise but like,,,,,, I SEE STARS