ACT I
Veronicaa: its senior year and highschool stil suks but it cannhet better

Veronica: also there are these 3 popular peeps that exist

Heather. C: Grow up Heather, bulimia is sooo '87

Heather. M: maybe you should see a doctor heather

Heather. D.: yeah heather, maybe i should

Veronica: hey can i join u

Heather. C.: mmm sure GUYS LETS GIVE THIS BITCH A MAKEOVER

Veronica: omg life is bootifllul

Heather. C: hey write this thing to embarrasses your bff

Veronica: no

Heather. C: did i FUCKING stutter?!

Veronica: fine.

Ram and kurt: we hate u

JD: feelings mutual bro

Veronica: omg i think im inlove

JD: 7/11 is my therapy try it

Veronica: i prob will after you die

JD: what?

Veronica: ummmm nothingggggg

Ram, Kurt, Heathers, Veronica: THE FOLKS ARE GONEEEE ITS TIME FOR BIG FUN BIG FUN

Heather C: we gonna embarass martha

Veronica: No

Veronica: *vomit noises*

Heather C: i will RUIN you

Veronica: shit

Veronica: hey sad emo, wanna bang?

JD: sure

JD: lets kill heather c

Veronica: no

Veronica: oh shit i killed heather chandler

Everyone: omg we love you heather

Ram and Kurt: heyyy ronica wannna fuk? No? Well we're gonna try to r@pe you.

Veronica: what???

Ram and Kurt: hey everyone we fucked ronica last night

JD: bitch wanna fight

Ram and Kurt: ok

*ram and kurt beat jd up basically*

JD: i love you so we'll humiliate them

Veronica: ok

Veronica: oh OH SHIT

Veronica: theyre dead

ACT II

Veronica: Dear Diary,

Veronica: Im going steady moatly hes awesome. If a bit to rock n roll

Veronica: lately hes bumped off 3 of my class mates, lord hav mercy on my sooouulll

Ram and kurts dads: we love oue dead gay sonnnnnns

Veronica: jd, love of my life, please STOP murdering people, ok?

JD: mk...

Mrs Flemming: LETS SHARE OUR EMOTIONS (totally not so i can be popular, i dont know why youre asking.. why are you asking?)

Heather. M.: i actually kinda hate myself

Heather. D: no one actually givea a shit

Veronica: pls dont commit soysauce ok?

Heather. M: ok.

Martha: i think jd killed the rapists

Heather. C: WELL FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW

Veronica: ram never loved u

Martha: ima commit die now

Martha: well that didnt work-

Heather C, Kurt and Ram: we'rr haunting youuuuuuu

JD: help me kill the skool or ill kill u

JD: oh shit ur dead

Veronica: sike bitch

Veeonica: imma blw up myself now

JD: no give me

Veeonica: ok

Veeonica: leta actually be teens now and no more mur- i mean cliques cuz they suck

Martha and Heather M: ok