The Fazbear Crew were going on a tour.  

So were the FredHeads (an: sorry not sorry).

They don't know each other at all.

Haven't heard a single line from any songs. They resemble one person from the opposing band.

Which really disturbs the fuck out of people who know about both of them.

"Alright, guys, you ready to go on our first ever tour?" said Freddy of the Fazbear Crew. Everyone nodded excitedly. "I can't wait to see the fans!" said Bonnie, his hands holding each other as he daydreams. "Me too!" said Chica. Foxy laughed. "Yes, I am excited aswell, but sort of scared..." 

"Why?" asked Bonnie. "Because, remember the last concert we had?" replied Foxy. "Oh..." said Bonnie, chuckling  bit at he memory. "Stop laughing, you're taunting me," joked Foxy. The purple haired male put a hand on his pirate friend's shoulder. "There's nothing to worry about," said Bonnie. "I hope so..." mutters Foxy.

***

"Wow, that concert was a success!" chimed Chica. "Yeah, who knew people dig our covers of Panic! At the Disco?" wondered Freddy out loud.

"Well, that band is quite popular these days." said Foxy. 

"Foxy!" a voice exclaims. Foxy turns around to see a fangirl holding a piece of paper. 

"Here they come." whispered Foxy. Bonnie laughed. "Aight, I'm gonna go use it!" 

Bonnie walked  over to the restrooms, which weren't so clean and smelled like shit.

The urinals were all occupied, as were the stalls, so he stood, waiting for someone to finish, looking at the ceiling, uncomfortable when looking at other men using the urinals. Why the hell did they have to be out in the open? He'd always get all flustered and embarassed and it was sort of weird. 

Someone finished up. Bonnie glanced at the urinals. His burgandy eyes widened as he saw someone resembling him, only with a tad lighter skin, a ton of makeup, green eyes, and a blue color scheme. "Hey, are you gonna--" the boy started, but then halted, probably realizing that Bonnie looked a lot like him. 

I hate this kid already.

"You..." started Bonnie. "...look like me." finished the younger boy.

"Who are you?!" they hollered at each other. Soon all eyes were on them.

The stranger washed his hands and then forcefully tugged one of Bonnie's wrists and pulled him outside of the bathroom, slamming him against the wall and pinning him. They glared at each other coldly. "What's your name?" asked Bonnie. "BonBon." replied the boy. "You?" Bonnie gripped BonBon's arms,  digging his nails into them. "Bonnie." BonBon growled. "Fuckin' imposter." he says. "The fuck? You look like a clown with that makeup on. I'm the only Bonnie here." said Bonnie. 

"At least I don't look dull like your face." "Childish burn." "At least I'm not as old as you, grandpa." "Are we really gonna do this?"

"Yes we are," says BonBon, pulling the neck of Bonnie's shirt. "We are in the shit, man." He grinned, scratching Bonnie's face slowly with his nails. "Uh, w-what the hell are you doing?" asked Bonnie.

"Bonnie!" called out a feminine voice. The two looked over to which direction the voice came from. "There you ar-uh," Chica stopped, and stared at the two, blushing. "W-why are you blushing?!" asked Bonnie. "If you're busy, I can just c-come back later." said Chica, face still red. "Busy? Why would I be-" 

Then realization hit him.

Really hard.

In the face.

Meaning he turned a blazing red. "N-no, Chica, it's nothing like that! I just  met this guy! Plus we hate each other, and, we're uh... both guys!" said Bonnie. 

"You look an awful lot like Chirp." said BonBon.

"Whosawhat?" said Chica, confused. BonBon shakes his head. "Ugh, what's happening?"

"Well, whoever they are, I'm sure they're a nice person! Hey, Bonnie, you should try to get to  know mystery blue guy more! I'm sure you'll find you have more in common than you think." She giggles and runs away.

The two males get out of  their position quickly.

"Hmph, like I'd ever get along with you." said Bonnie, pouting. "In hell maybe." grumbled BonBon.

"She'll keep bothering me about it." said Bonnie.

"Not my problem."

"Nah she'll probably bother you too."

"She doesn't even know me."

"Don't underestimate her."

"Fine, come here." said BonBon, pulling Bonnie closer to him. "What." said Bonnie apathetially, even though he cared very much.

BonBon squeezed Bonnie into a hug. "God, I can't believe I just did that. But I guess it's friendly affection. Not like I'd ever get friendly with you." 

"You do realize how wrong that sounds?"

"Shut the fuck up you dirty prick, that will have a fat chance of happening."

"Just as fat as you."

"Childish burn." said BonBon mockingly, and smirking.