^ if i believed ^

rating: 10000000000000000/10

BEST STARKID SHOW HANDS DOWN

the music is the best out of every starkid show

dylan saunders is a maN

jeff and rachael's voices are mmmMmmmMM

ive watched it too many times to count and i still cry every single fucking time it's a yikes i spend a couple hours every week over the weekend crying about it

why isn't dylan on broadway is my question i stg

that shit huRT

i can't make an organized review just watch it tbh

OH AND THE SPLIT PERSONALITY THING NEAR THE END THAT JEFF DID WAS SO GOOD WHAT

favorite character:
jafar

least favorite character:
the sultan lol

dream role:
jasmine or jafar

favorite song(s):
if i believed
twisted
no one remembers achmed
all of them tbh fuck?????????

least favorite song(s):
🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

favorite actor:
dylan but everyone owns my heart tbh

favorite line:
okay OKAY OKAY I HAVE MULTIPLE

1. "science says you're dead and gone forever, reason says im talking to the air, but something in my heart, some secret hidden part, illogically insists that you are there"

2. "those are stretch marks, they happen"

3. "this is all your fault, jafar"

4. "abdul! you're alive? i thought you choked on shit!"

5. "how the FUCK did it get there??"

favorite ship:
jafar x scheherazade
jasmine x happiness
aladdin x therapy

*cue jemilla saying "oUchiEs"*