Queens: *rolls their eyes*

Catherine of Aragon: Divorced

Anne Boleyn: Beheaded

Jane Seymour: Died

Anna of Cleves: Divorce

Kathryn Howard: Beheaded

Catherine Parr: Survived

Queens: I'm Henry Vlll, I had six Sorry wives. Some might say I ruined their lives...

(All: Isn't that true?)

Catherine of Aragon: Catherine of Aragon was one. She failed to give me a son. I had to ask her for a divorce. That broke her heart of course...

(COA: Of course it did. Now, I'm gonna break yours....literally)

Anne Boleyn: Young Anne Boleyn, she was two. Had a daughter, best she could do. I said she flirted with some other man. And off for the chop went dear Anne.

(AB: Yeah, after me Henry. I'm gonna put you on the chopping block.)

Jane Seymour: Lovely Jane Seymour was three. The love of a lifetime for me. She gave me a son, little prince Ed. Then poor Jane went and dropped dead.

(JS: That's not the worst verse you wrote.)

Queens: Divorced, beheaded, and died. Divorced, beheaded, survived. I'm Henry Vlll, I had six sorry wives. Some might say I ruined their lives...

(All: Still true)

Anna of Cleves: Anne of Cleves came at four. I fell for a portrait I saw. Then laid eyes on her face and cried "She's...I must have another divorce!"

(AOC: Says the old man who is many years my senior and tried to kiss me)

Kathryn Howard: Kathryn Howard was five. A child of 19, so alive. She flirted with others, no way to behave. The axe sent young Kath to her grave.

(KH: You decided to marry me)

Catherine Parr: Catherine Parr, she was last. By then all my best days were past. I lay on my deathbed, age just 55. Lucky young Catherine, the last, stayed alive.

(CP: Ha! Take that Henry!)

Queens: Divorced, beheaded, and died. Divorced, beheaded, and survived. I'm Henry Vlll, I had 6 sorry wives. You could say I ruined their lives...

Yeah, I killed them...