Catherine of Aragon= Kades

Anne Boleyn= Maze

Jane Seymour= Faith

Anne of Cleves= Mads

Kathryn Howard= Penny

Catherine Parr= Mal

Ex-Wives

Kades: Divorced...

Maze: Beheaded...

Faith: Died...

Mads: Divorced...

Penny: Beheaded....

Mal: Survived!

Kades: And tonight we are...*snaps fingers*

All: Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! *turn around*

Kades: Listen up! Let me tell you a story!

Maze: A story that you think you heard before!

Faith: We know you know our names, our fame, and our faces!

Mads: But what about the glories and our disgraces?

Penny: I'm done because all this time, I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme!

Mal: So I picked up a pen and a microphone!

All: History's about to get overthrown!

Kades: Divorced...

Maze: Beheaded....

Faith: Died...

Mads: Divorced..

Penny: Beheaded...

Mal: Survived!

All: But just for you, tonight. We're divorced, beheaded, liiiiiiiive! Welcome to the show. To the historemix. As we add the prefix, everybody knows that we use to be six wives. Raising up the roof, till we hit the ceiling!  Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing. Everybody knows that we use to be six wives. But now.....we're ex-Wives!

Kades: All you ever hear and read about!

Maze: Is our ex and the way it ended!

Faith: But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush!

Mads: You're gonna find out how we got unfriended

Penny: Tonight, we're gonna do ourselves justice! Cause we're taking you to court!

Mal: Every Hades flower has it's thorns and you're gonna em' live in consort!

Kades: Divorced

Maze: Beheaded

Faith: Died

Mads: Divorced

Penny: Beheaded

Mal: Survived!

All: But just for you, tonight. We're divorced, beheaded, LIVE! Welcome to the show! To the historemix! Switching up the flow as we add the prefix! Everybody knows that we use to be six wives! Dancing to the beat til the break lf daylight! Once we're done, we'll start again like it's the Renaissance! Everybody knows that we use to be six wives!

Kades: Ex-Wives!

All: Divorced!

Kades: My name is Kades of the Underworld. Was married 24 years. I'm a paragon of the gods. My loyalty is to the dark side. So if you try to dump me, you won't try that again....

All: Beheaded!

Maze: I'm that 'evil' girl. And I'm up next. See I broke my brother from his girl. Yeah, I'm that sexy. Why did I lose my head? Well my sleeves maybe white, but my lipsticks red....

All: Died

Faith: Faith Hades, the only one he truly loved! (Rude). When my child was newly born, I died. But I'm not what I seem or am I? Stick around and you'll suddenly see more..

All: Divorced

Mads: Mon nom est Madison of the Isle(Jah). When he saw my portrait he was like (jaah). But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic. Funny how we all discuss that but never he's little-

Penny: Prick up your ears! I'm the sister who lost her head.

(Beheaded)

Penny: For my promiscuity outside of wed. Lock up your sweethearts, lovers, and all. Penny Hades is here and the fun's begun!!!

(Survived)

Mal: Five down, I'm the final wife.  I saw him to the end of his time. I'm a survivor! Malficent Fairy! I bet you wanna know how I got I this far. I bet you wanna know how we got this far!

All: Hey! Do you wanna know how we got this far? Then welcome to show. To the historemix. As we add the prefix. Everybody knows that we use to be six wives. Get your hands up!! Get this party buzzing! You want a queen bee? Well there's half a dozen! Everybody knows that we use to be six wives! But now we're ex-Wives!!!

One, two, three, four, five........SIX!

Kades: As you know, we are the troubled offsprings of Hades

Penny: God of death....and angsty children

Maze: *whispers* Only one is

Penny: What?

Maze: Nothing? What did I miss?

Faith: As you know a tale as old as time, we all married a jerk who is not our dad if you are asking

Mal: Ok! Ok! Let this girl talk. Now we all know you have your favorite

Maze: So tell me you want! Who you really really want!! Oops sorry..not

Penny: So we also want a leader for our band. So we are gonna have a little singing battle

Mads: Whoever wins gets to be the queen of the castle...

I have no idea why I decided to make this. I loved Six and Descendants. So why not make a crossover with the Hades kids? Well you might be wondering why aren't the rest here? Well...they ditched them because they married somebody else...well bye!!