Connor: ZOE I NEED YOUR NAIL POLISH
Zoe, from across the room: NO FUCK YOU
Connor: PLEASE IT'S FOR A DARE
Zoe: *yEeTs ThE nAiL PoLiSh AcRoSs tHe RoOm* HEERE YOU GO
Connor: NOW I NEED YOUR HELP
Zoe: WHATTTT
Connor: I SEE YOU TO HELP ME CHUG THIS GALLON OF MILK WHILE I PAINT MY NAILS
Zoe: NO
Connor: FINE I'LL CALL JARED
Connor, on the phone with Jared: Dude come help me complete a dare
Jared, entering the Murphy household: what do you need
Connor: help me chug this milk while I paint my nails
Jared: Ok cool *holds the milk jug so Connor can paint his nails*

And they all lived happily ever after, except Zoe, for Connor had finished the milk, once again.

Dear God that was bad. Eh, whatever. Have a nice day/night, and don't forget to comment more asks and dares!
          ~Virginia
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