Levi walked outside and I looked at him "i can't believe you let Alex go" "Levi jack is his friend" I said as he let his cigar "still he's in love with him" "Levi it's not that bad!" "Eren you said it yourself that you almost committed suicide because of how people judged you" I sighed "Levi let him have some independence he's almost 12" "eren I don't want my kid do commit suicide from people judging him" "babe don't worry he's fine" I saw Alex walking "hey Alex!" I said "hey dad" Levi JUST puffed his cigar and rolled his eyes I hit his chest and he laughed "bitch" "shut up Levi" I said and Alex hugged us "how did you meet?" "I head a abusive fiancé" "I was working at a restaurant and I found the stunning husband eren" "he maid me his 'maid' and it licked off from there" "mote like fucked off from there" Levi mumbled he looked at us confused and shrugged as he walked pass and I hugged Levi "even remember I got to go on a business trip so I NEED to get packing" "don't go your gonna miss Alex's birthday" "it's either that or be fired" he said I grabbed his hand "just stay safe PLEASE Levi" "I will" he said and I walked inside and I sat down and my ears perked up as I heard a high pitch I walked to hanji's room and she was under the bed I put some fluoride and the whistling stop and I walked out and started cooking lunch and caught my hand on my wrist "shit!" I said and grabbed it "you ok dad?" "I'm fine just chopped my fucking hand with the knife do me a favor and grab the bandage in our bathroom" he walked into it and grabbed it and ran down the stairs Levi walked in and saw tear go down my eyes as Alex ran down the stair with the bandage and a bloody knife "eren what the he'll are you doing!" "I cut my self accidentally while making food" I said and Alex gave me the bandage and I used the alcohol and wrapped y wrist since it was a deep cut but not one where you need stitches and Levi hugged me "I'm fine Levi it was an accidental cut" "wren promise me you'll stay safe" "I promise Levi don't worry" I said "I need to go now bye teen" "where are you going dad" "i need to go on a business trip I'm sorry ill miss your birthday" he said bending down hugging Alex "I gotta go son" he said and left with his bag i waved and he drove off I had to take car of three kids Alex(probably the most mature) hanji(if you don't watch her she'll make a bomb and kill you) and Erwin (the flirt got towards me he was gonna be rough to handle "HANJI ERWIN ALEX DOWNSTAIRS NOW!" I screamed and they came down stairs "what eren" "Hanji no crazy experiments-Alex do not leave this house without my permission-and Erwin flirt with me your gone" I said "why  eren?!" "CAUSE with Levi being the bad ass I'm the good boy so things change when he leaves" I said "hey eren do you have a big ass" "no but I have a great personality" "CAM YOUR GREAT PERSONALITY SOT ON MY DICK!" "No nigga the growth hormones go to your damn eyebrow unlike Levi who is naturally big breaking my ass in two" I said walking upstairs and my phone went off an hour later "hey babe I arrived at work so watcha wearing" "the clothes you got me the REALLY shirt tight shirt that shows my entire hairless skin stomach and those really short shorts" "oh so your going sexy eh" "yeah daddy do me a favor and touch your self for me" "do the same eren" he said and I licked my door and I did "you feel could don't you you little dirty whore" "I DO daddy but it's better when you do it" "you like that don't ya wren" "yeah D-daddy may I cum" "let Daddy finish Babe" he said and it was so uncomfortable so when he released I did making a loud moan "I love you Levi" "I love you eren" "how long are you gonna be gone?" "A week or so" "tell me how do you handle them" I said getting dressed "just glare at them like I do" "*knock knock* Levi hurry up we need to go!"
"Shut the fuck UP im coming bitch let me talk to my husband!" He said and he told me good bye and hung up "EREN WGATS FOR DINNER!?" I walked do the stairs and started cooking "eren" "yes Alex" I said looking at the cutting board Levi got me for my birthday a  wooden one he crafted with a friend with a heart with his name and mine "can I go to mercy's" "son I am literally making food right in front of you when you get there it's gonna be 10 minutes when the foods done" "don't worry eren I got him" I looked at Erwin "did you plant seeds in me to make him?"  "No but I wish I did" "did you give birth to him" "no" "then don't tell me how to raise my child Alex you can go for 30 minutes but those thirty minutes are up you better start making tracks back home thirty minutes start as soon as you shut that door" I said setting my timer and he left with Erwin and hanji walked out of her room "hey eren mind if I experiment" "go get a rat or something" I said walking into the living room and turned in the tv looking at my watch 20 minutes left I wanted to call Levi but I didn't know if he was working or not I called him it went to his voicemail
"HEY this is Levi either I'm busy or I don't give a fuck so leave a message" I laughed and ended it and as soon as Alex's 30 minutes were up the food was done and I walked in grabbing and he came in the door "I'm glad your back in time for supper"