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Jimin's Snapchat

UwU

Yoongi added Namjoon, Jungkook, and Tae to UwU

Main Hoe
uM WHO THIS

Tae
ur strippers

Main Hoe
oh

Jungkook
im ready to throw my ass back

Namjoon
I crave death

Main Hoe
who are you gays though?

Tae
ur sex slaves punish us daddy

Me
what the fuck

Jungkook
oMG ITS U UR THE GUY THATS SJDKGHKDFGFDG

Main Hoe
?????

Yoongers
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I AM SO SORRY

Namjoon
Lol the one and only Min Yoongi speaks

Yoongers
JUNGKOOK GET OFF MY SNAPCHAT

Jungkook
LET ME MAKE SOME FRIENDS

Me
whats going on

Tae
r u dating yg uwu

Me
who the hell is yg

Jungkook
R U DATING YOONGI

Me
what the hell
n o

Namjoon
It's okay to admit it
I mean we're all pretty much gay here

Main Hoe
i'm asexual i'm offended

Jungkook
woops besides u

Me
uh
im straight

Tae
oh

Namjoon
Shit
I never said I was straight
I MEAN GAY
IM AS STRAIGHT AS A RULER

Tae

Namjoon
Taehyung, shut the fuck up

Jungkook
hA

Me
what

Yoongers sent you a chat!

Yoongers

Yoongers
Jimin
I am SO sorry
They're just my irl friends

Me
lol its ok
they seem funny
since you have your friends here
i'll add my own :)

Yoongers
What

UWU

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Main Hoe
Self Confidence ✔
Yoongers
Kai
Chanyolk
Bacon

You added Self Confidence into the chat

Self Confidence
Hello?

Me
this is jin lol

Yoongers
All of our names are here why the intro?

Me
lET ME BE

Jungkook
look at this adorable couple

Me
im straight dude

Tae
doesnt matter

Self Confidence
Why am I here?

Main Hoe
bc jimin and i are in a slightly awkward situation

Self Confidence
Nice
Anyway
Hello, I'm Kim Seokjin but just call me Jin :)

Namjoon
Wow
I've never met someone this mature lol

Self Confidence
I'm actually not that mature X)

Main Hoe
is this a ship????

Namjoon
No.

Yoongers
Please don't make a ship

Tae
ANYWAY IVE GOT AN IDEA

Jungkook
to send a pic of ourselves to know each other better?

Tae
u know me so well

Main Hoe
are yall like twins or brothers or something

Tae
no we r just dating lol

Main Hoe
OH WOW OKAY

Me
oh wow cool

Self Confidence
Awwwww
That's so cute lol

Jungkook
uwuwuwuwuwuwu thanks

Tae
the cutest out there uwu

Me
yoongi
are you still here

Yoongers
Yeah lol I'm here

Self Confidence
....
ANYWAYS
S E L F I E S
LET ME START

> Opened

Jungkook
dANg LooK aT tHosE ViSuaLS

Self Confidence
I know right :')

Main Hoe
please don't encourage him

Yoongers
Wow lmao

Namjoon
Oh wow
You look
Good haha

Self Confidence
I do look good :)

Main Hoe
okay whatever my turn xoxo

> Opened

Me
wow you look 👌

Main Hoe
i try my best lol

Jungkook
lol i would share a selfie but

Namjoon
But????

Jungkook
i deleted all of them for my games

Yoongers
Are you serious?

Jungkook
MY GAMES ARE #1 PRIORITY
I DID NOT MAKE A WHOLE TOWN, AND CLAIM THE THRONE AS THE PEASANTS RULER FOR NOTHING

Tae
i have ur selfies hold up

> Opened

Tae
thats kook

> Opened

Tae
that is me uwu

Yoongers
lol

Namjoon
Damn

Main Hoe
i'd be lying if i said you guys aren't hot

Jungkook
jhdfghbdfigdfhg

Me
wow thats cool

> Opened

Main Hoe
wow we lOVE A SWEATY KING

Yoongers
Lol that's hot

Tae
wOAh TheRe YoONgS

Namjoon
I mean he is quite attractive lol

Self Confidence
DAMN IS THIS AN ANGEL
But anyway
Namjoon I'm curious how you look :)

Namjoon

> Opened

Self Confidence
Woah.

Self Confidence sent you a chat!

Self Confidence

Self Confidence
JIMIN
IM ABOUT TO KILL YOU

Me
what did i fucking do

Self Confidence
WHY DID YOU ADD ME IN A CHAT WITH SUCH AN ANGEL
WHAT THE FUCK
HES SO HOT
WAIT NO WHY DIDNT YOU INTRODUCE ME SOONER

Me
can i please have time to talk

Self Confidence
NO
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EARLIER I COULD'VE SNATCHED HIM????
IS HE EVEN SINGLE IM-
SUCH AN ANGEL WOULD NOT BE SINGLE
SHIT

Me
okay first of all
calm down
second of all
I BARELY MET HIM TODAY

Self Confidence
HJFIUGHUDFHJDFKJ

UWU

Self Confidence
Woah.

Namjoon
Does that mean I look bad ;-;

Self Confidence
NO NO NO ABSOLUTLEY NOT
YOU LOOK GORGEOUS
HAS SOMEONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT
SOMEONE PROBABLY HAS WHY DID I EVEN ASK
GOD PLEASE EXCUSE ME

Namjoon
Thanks
?

Tae
A Panicked Gay Was Detected

Jungkook
You could've been a little less obvious lol

Me
lmaooo
i second that

Yoongers
Lol

Main Hoe
Yoongi you're last :,)

Yoongers
Yeah I'm not doing it

Me
wHY

Yoongers
Cause I just don't want to

Jungkook
QUICK
SEARCH YOUR GALLERY FOR A YOONGI PIC

Tae
u already know i have none boo

Namjoon
I don't have any
Jungkook, you are the one who should have the best cahnce of having a pic of him
Chance*

Self Confidence
Wow so mysterious

Yoongers
I just dislike cameras lol

Me
well im disappointed that i didnt see yoongi bUT 
i gtg

Main Hoe
me too lol
its late
GOODNIGHT *INSERT ASEXUAL HEARTS*

Namjoon
GOOD NIGHT! *INSERT GAY HEARTS*

Self Confidence
Good Night 😘😘😘 *insert gay hearts*

Jungkook
night ❤🧡💛💙💚💜

Tae
GN! *insert bisexual hearts*

Me
Nightttt *insert normal basic hearts*

Yoongers
💗💛💙 gn

"whoa, you stress me out, you kill meyou drag me down, you fuck me up
we're on the ground, we're screaming
i don't know how to make it stop
i love it, I hate it, and I can't take it
but I keep on coming back to you
i know my friends they give me bad advice
like move on, get you out my mind
but don't you think I haven't even tried?
you got me cornered and my hands are tied"