My Reaction When I First Watch Mary Jane's Last Dance 😂

Me: Alright this one's called Mary Jane's Last Dance...

Mom: *draws out* Oh! Yes, yes, yes, I forgot about this one!

Me: *laughing*

Mom: Watch this! Did you ever see this?

Me: No I never seen Mary Jane's Last Dance...

Mom: *smirks* Okay watch!

Me: Is he smiling?! Is that guy smiling?!

Mom: Mhmm Watch!

Me: What the hell are they doin'?!

Mom: Joon watch!

Me: *kinda shocked* A-Are they supposed to be dead?!

Mom: Yes shh! Watch! He's in a thing...

Me: I know he's in a Mortuary,  mom! A Morgue--

Mom: *humming along to the music*

Me: But what the-- *pause* Hell is going on?!

Mom: Shh!

Me: *confused* He was just restin'?

Mom: *still humming*

Me: *realization* He's a thing-- He's a--!!

Mom: Yes!

Me: *happily* Excellent! Excellent!

Mom: See!

Me: *laughing* That's funny-- *eyes widen* Oh God tell me he's not in--

Mom: Yes! Watch!

Me: *yelling* Oh God!! Oh my dear God!!

Mom: Quiet!

Me: *covering face* Oh my God is he a thing--?!

Mom: Mhmm.. He's saying, "Last dance with Mary Jane--

Me: *groans horrified* Oh God--

Mom: Shh!!

Me: *confused* He's a Necrophiliac--?

Mom: *says nothing*

Me:  Maybe.. Or he liked her at one point?

Mom: Mhmm...

Me: *eyes widen* Or is he gonna take her!?

Mom: He's gonna take her, Joon--

Me: He's makin' sure no one's lookin'--

Mom: Gonna bring her back-- See!! He's saying last chance with Mary Jane! See!

Me: Peace!!

Mom: See he's like oh my goodness!

Me: No it's called last dance!

Mom: Mhmm...

Me: Did he take her fuckin' body!?

Mom: Yes, Joon...

Me: *hears 'oh my my oh hell yes part for the first time* OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS JUST--

Mom: He's gonna dance with her-- Watch!

Me: *shouts* No!

Mom: Yes!

Me: Mommy he's not talkin' about dancin'!

Mom: *starts laughing* Shh-- Joon

Me: Just like Candy isn't about candy!

Mom: One more time to kill the pain-- Stop! See!

Me: *losing it* Oh my God! OH MY GOD!!

Mom: There he is--

Me: He's like supposed to be like Victor Frankenstein that's what he's supposed to be like?

Mom: Mhmm..-- Yeah I thought that was her, it looks like her--

Me: Who is it?

Mom: It looks like what's her name--

Me: She's dead he's like a creeper!

Mom: Mhmm...

Me: *scoffs* Naked woman on your couch watchin' tv--

Mom: Uh huh! *chuckles* A dead one!

Me: A dead naked woman on your couch wrapped in a bag--

Mom: Yep-- It looks like her--

Me: Maybe-- They'll tell you in the comments-- Awe!!

Mom: I told ya there he is dancing with her! I told ya!

Me: *begins clapping hands like a goofball*

Mom: *looks confused*

Me: Yes! Awe! I Like how she's so short and he's so tall, he has to hold her! This is great!

Mom: *gives me a are you fucking kidding me look then shrugs and goes back to the video*

Me: *smile disappears and eyes widen* Is he gonna drown her!? Or is he-- He's gonna throw her off the-- Oh my God is he going to-- *horrified expression changes back into awe expression* Awe!! He's gonna put her in the ocean or he's gonna die with her-- Nope he's gonna put her in there-- Buh bye!

Mom: And?

Me: He's done he just left her in the ocean--- *gasps* Is she alive?!

Mom: It looked like it!

Me: Things (bubbles) were coming out of her nose! She's alive!

Mom: Nope, not uh-- nope...

Me: *about the ending* What the hell was that?!

Mom: That was freaky wasn't it?

Me: He was a Necrophiliac in love with a corpse! I thought it was such a sweet song and then you watch the video and you're like-- You're in love with a corpse!? It's like well no judgement I mean if that's what he's into but what the hell was that?!

Mom: *chuckles* He was in love with a corpse he said she had a pretty mama...

Update: I effin' love Mary Jane's Last Dance now 😂💕

Next will be another reaction to Here Comes My Girl and my mom shipping Tom with everyone 😂

xBiggles