Summary: Victoria needs to have an urgent meeting with Ramona, but Jared's being a little asshole.
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amona: *To herself* OK...I think my work is done. *Checks timetable* Damnit, I still have to write and send an report for HR.

Victoria: Hey Ramona, I need to talk to you.

Ramona: Oh, hi Victoria! I'm kinda busy right now, so maybe tomorrow?

Victoria: Sorry, it's kinda urgent, my camera's making weird noises.

Ramona: *Sighs* OK, sit down and we'll talk about a raise.

Victoria: Thanks. Are you sure you have time?

Ramona: Yeah, I just need this meeting to be quick.

•WARNING: This is where the crack starts, prepare.•

Jared: *Enters the room* HEY BITCHES!

Ramona: NOPE- *Tries to slam the door on him*

Jared: *Sits in a chair backwards* What are you guys talking about?

Ramona: Well we're having a-

Jared: YAWWWWWWN! Talk about something fun instead, like the new video script! *Reads but struggles to bcuz he's a dumb* I wish I could READ!

Ramona: *One second away from snapping* Jared, Victoria is having some camera problems, so we're talking about that at the moment. It doesn't concern you, so please leave.

Jared: Well it's gonna be hard when I RUN THIS PLACE TOO! *Party noises*

Victoria: UGHHHHHHH, just piss off.

Jared: NO!

Victoria: Well you're being annoying! So how about you-and your motherfvcking video script-jog on!

Jared: I ain't going nowhere, bitch.

Victoria: My name is Victoria.

Jared: Aw, I'm sorry bitch.

Victoria: VIC👏TOR👏I👏A!

Jared: 'Bitch', yeah that's what I said.

Victoria: GET OUT!

Jared: *Cries*

Victoria: *Guilty* Frick, OK. Umm, stop crying.

Ramona: Fine you can stay, but sit in the corner! *Goes back to the meeting* So, about your camera-

Jared: *Screams like a girl because he can*

Victoria: Jared, SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO TALK TO RAMONA!

Jared: Aaaaaaaaaaand, why should I care?

Ramona: Because this is important!

Jared: BUT I WANNA REVIEW THE VIDEO SCRIPT!

Victoria: IN A MINUTE, DUMBASS!

Jared: Aaaaaaaaaaand, why should I care?

Victoria: That doesn't even make sense-

Ramona: Anyways, as I was saying, I'm thinking we could give you a small raise-

Jared: ONCE UPON A TIME A GIRL LIVED ON A FARM WITH HER TWO PARENTS WHO LOVED HER VERY MUCH-

Ramona: JARED PLEASE STOP!

Jared: *Mimics her*

Ramona: I wish I could fire you.

Jared: *Mimics her again*

Ramona: ANYWAYS, I think I could raise you about 25%, is that OK?

Victoria: That sounds great, thanks Ramona.

Ramona: No problem, the raise will be added in a couple days.

Victoria: *Goes to leave but Jared quickly glues the door shut* JARED!

Jared: *Runs around the room* PAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ramona: UGHHHHHHH!

Victoria: *Whispers to Ramona* Don't worry, I'll sidetrack him so we can escape while he's distracted. *To Jared* Jared, what's your favourite food?

Ramona: Seriously?

Jared: *Unblinking 80° head turn and tilt* Co-workers.

Victoria: OK, so...that didn't work, and now we're stuck here, GREAT.

Jared: *Mouth noises*

Ramona: Jared-

Jared: *More mouth noises*

Ramona: *Angry growl*

Jared: *More mouth noises*

Victoria: COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP YOU RED-EYED BITCH?!

Jared: Of course I could shut up.

Victoria: Thank you-

Jared: BUT I'M NOT GONNA! *Doesn't shut up*

Victoria: THAT'S IT, I'M FINDING A WAY OUTTA THIS PLACE!

Jared: SEE YOU ON THE FLIPSIDE, BITCH!

Ramona: THIS ROOM HAS NO FCKING WINDOWS, GREAT!

Victoria: *Taps Jared's shoulder* JARED!

Jared: AHH! MY BACK! MY NECK! MY BACK AND MY NECK!

Ramona: She just tapped you on the shoulder!

Jared: WHIPLASH! WHIPLASH! CALL MOTHER!

MOTHER: *Gets summoned and makes weird ass 'Hello' noises* Oh, poor Jared, are you having trouble with Bitch Campbell?

Victoria: MY NAME IS VICTORIA! *Shoots them*

This took me a very long time-