Antonio: We're like a big happy family! I'm the dad, and Mark's the mom!

Mark: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Victoria: They probably think, I'm the son, but I'm not, I'm the gay emo cousin!

Wesley: I'll be the son! The hotshot! Whose only dream is to be a star!

Carl: I feel like I'd be the fresh out of jail uncle.

Jared: And I'm the sassy aunt...who talks crap about everyone!