Victoria: The woke activist kid who has divorced parents

Alex: Emo kid who speaks in Gen Alpha phrases

Wesley: The teacher's pet who assigns himself homework

Antonio: The kid who thinks he can do magic

Mark: The kid who thinks he's the chad

Jared: The class clown kid who cries himself to sleep

Anthony: The kid who's never there

Carl: The anime kid

Ramona: The kid who never showers because 'gErMs HaVe LiVeS tOo.'