My name is Alex Bale, and I bought skittles...but ONLY the blackcurrant and orange ones.

My name is Wesley Harold, and I bought ring pops.

My name is Victoria Campbell, and I bought bubble tape, but only the last three inches.

My name is Mark Mayhew, and I bought Swedish Fish that I soaked in orange juice and then radiated with TV static.

My name is Antonio Geist, and I bought Melatonin Gummies.

My name is Anthony Williams, and I bought Cola Bottles...the real kind.

My name is Carl Mayhew, and I bought Hello Panda Cookies.

My name is Ramona Bynes, and I bought Wintergreen Tic Tacs because Jared could use some.

My name is Jared, Warrenheim, and I bought Krabby Patty Gummies BUT RAMONA CAN'T HAVE ANY-