Happy Meat Farms Crackshot (WAIT THAT CAME OUT WRONG-)
Summary: Victoria watches too much TikTok and brings that attitude into the workplace.
Ramona: Where the hell is Victoria, she's ten minutes late!
Jared: Don't worry, I got this. *Inhales* VICTORIAAAAAAAA!!!!
Antonio: *Covers ears* Da fuq?!
*Victoria strolls into the room, texting on her phone*
Ramona: Victoria! You're ten minutes late! Put your phone away and sit down.
Victoria: *Pops lips* Shut the hell up, boomer.
Ramona: What?!
Jared: Pffffft- *Covers mouth*
Antonio: I don't get paid enough for this.
Ramona: Well suck it up, because you're not getting a raise!
Antonio: I'm taking the day off. *Leaves*
Ramona: *Screams into hands, before taking a deep breath and composing herself* Victoria, please sit dow-
Victoria: -SKIBIDI!
Ramona: What?
Victoria: OHIO!
Jared: PAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ramona: Jared shut the f*ck up.
Jared: Awww :(
Victoria: It's giving...fanum tax.
Ramona: STOP-
Victoria: CHEUGY SIGMA ALPHA MOG!
Ramona: *Gives Victoria a stack of money* That's you pay for the month, I suggest you spend it on therapy. Get the hell off my property.
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