*Mark And Victoria In The Divorced Parents Club Doing The Divorced Parents Dance*

Alex: *Comes In Crying*

Victoria: Alex what's wrong?

Alex: My parents got divorced!

Mark: YAY A NEW MEMBER!

Victoria: MARK SHUT THE FVCK UP! What he meant to say Alex, is that you can join our divorced parents club.

Alex: Wait, Mark's parents are divorced?

Mark: My dad fed the cat to his squid demon, so my mom divorced him.

Alex: Damn.

Mark: You wanna do the divorced parents dance with us?

Alex: YEAH-