The rest of your trip in the rainforest had gone wonderful. Mudz had made friends with the friendly neighbor rat, who wandered the streets at night. You could never understand why he like those filthy animals, although they are quite like him. Today you would have to say goodbye to the cool rainforest and say hello to the flaming beach of Tamarindo. Even though it was winter at the time, Tamarindo always got to eighty degrees or higher.
     The cool wind felt nice as it crashed against your whole body. The ATV bounced on the only road which just happened to be rocky. Your (H/C) hair flowed nicely behind you. The salty air started to fill your nostrils reminding you of all the wonderful times at the beach.
     "Can you smell the salt water?" You turn to look at Murdoc who was picking at his long black stiletto nails.
     "Luv I haven't been able to smell for ages!" He pokes at his nose that healed horribly after being broken so many times.
     "Oh that's right" you look down at your lap out of shame. How could you forget that your boyfriend can barely breathe. Out of the corner of your eye you could start to see the blue on the horizon. Murdoc must have also noticed because his hand shot out in front of your face, by mistake scratching you cheek with his nail.
     "Ow!" You touch your cheek where a small red line was appearing. Murdoc's hand retracted to cup your face lightly. His large thumb brushed against the scratch and attempts to soothe it.
     "I'm sorry luv but look on the bright side!"
     "What's the bright side?"
     "Uh.. well you.. umm look tough now" he smiles trying to pull it off.
     "Uh huh yeah right" you giggle touching the scratch and turning your attention onto the neighborhood. The streets were filled with motorcycles and trucks unlike the rainforest where not much people were. Houses were painted with bright colors that gave off a warm and happy vibe. The breezes became more constant and stronger. So much stronger that Murdoc's bangs flew back exposing his eye brows. Obviously they hadn't seen the light of day in years and would have to be taken care of later. Once at the new hotel you took in the beautiful water.
     Sadly you two had gotten there early and the room wouldn't be open for another two hours. Murdoc paced around impatiently so much that it started to get on your nerves.
     "Cmon lets go walk around" you grab him by the wrist catching the poor man by surprise.
     "I thought I was dominant in this relationship" he growls following after you. You two stroll around town, wrist in hand, enjoying the atmosphere. The smell of rice and beans filled the air making your mouth water slightly. Most of the shops had very calm Caribbean music playing which seemed to excite Murdoc. "What is Gorillaz.. are you listening?"
     "What? Oh yea..yea" you pat his shoulder lightly.
     "Oh Satan help me.." he pleads up into the sky which makes you giggle "anyways.. what if the next album has a song like this... smooth, calming but sexy"
      "With no bass?" You raise an eyebrow
      "Ya.. never mind" he chuckles and continues walking. As time narrows in you decide to go into one last store. Unlike the others this store was the closest thing to a gift shop. There seemed to be everything imaginable in this small store so you two split up to take everything in. Murdoc found himself looking at the wooden sculptures in great surprise. When you looked up you saw him staring at you. He must want me to come over.. you think. As you get closer and closer to him the more his grin grows. He commands you to close your eyes and hold out your hands. Lightly he places something wooden and long in your hands. As your eyes flutter open you quickly realized what the object was.. a wooden dick.
     "Look there's more!" He chimes happily pointing at the rest of them. He picks another one up and inspects it "can I get one?"
     Murdoc always has to ask permission because he wastes whatever money he ever gets. Once to came back to a room filled with teddy bears because they were on sale.
     You sigh "as long as you pay"
     Murdoc picked out what he thought was the best one and brought it to the cashier. At first the cashier seemed weirded out but then she started to laugh as Murdoc payed for it.
     As he came back to you bag in hand he said calmly "Best fifteen dollars I've ever spent"
    You couldn't help but grab onto his arm and laugh your head off. Ya sure your boyfriend was a werido but he always had a great heart. You couldn't imagine being with anyone else as you made it back to the hotel.
     This one was based off a day I had in Costa Rica so that's why it's a little bit longer 😅 Also yes they do sell wooden dicks in stores ~Disgrace