Le Cast XD Who done it?
Mario: Plumber boi. ,
Luigi: I'd die for him tbh.
Peach: Moderate thot. ,
Daisy: LOUD CHAD ,
Waluigi: Waaaahhhhhhhhh.
Wario: His court hearing is today.
Rosalina: thot supreme. ,
Toad: Aahhhhhh! ,
Toadette: : )
Bowser: thicc ass turtle ,
Yoshi: tax evasion XDDDDD ,
Birdo: I respect her more than Nintendo does ,
Bowser Jr.: He looking kinda quirky tho 😳 ,
Koopalings: daddy issues lel ,
Boo: Boo HOO! I SAID BOO HOO AHAHAHA-
Koopa: slonkes gangweed ,
Goomba: no arms no rights ,
Shy Guy: Said the no-no word ,
Pauline: she's just a mayor, but she's Queen of the thots. ,
Pink Gold Peach:

Guest Characters Whom aren't from Mauro xDD
DONKEY KONG (from Donkey Kong): idk why ist all caps ,
Diddy Kong (from Donky Kong): MONKEY
Cranky Kong(from donkey Kong): he killed mario and Luigi's parents lmao ,
Mona (from WatrioWare): boujee high schooler whom wants to bang Wario!! (Can't blame her, Wario is thicc as a bricc 👌😩)

"Hey, you guys want to play cutthroat mafia?" Asked Mario to his many friends and enemies. Everyone was like, "yeah!" And so they got in a circle to choose roles. But.... they couldn't because the lights went out! And when they turned back on, Shy Guy was dead!

"Well, this is interesting." Rosalina said, matter of factory. Everyone agreed, but they continued playing Mafia in the dark. With no lights on. In separate groups.

"I sure hope no one murders me!" Lemmy shouted sadly. Then he and the other Koopalings dropped dead because the hive mind was cut off. Bowser cried like a little bitch lmao.

"Don't cry, papa!" Bowser Jr. cried. "You still have me and your minions!"

Bowser was still sad and was enven more sadder when he saw Mario and Peach being cute together. Everyone ignored him tho because a lot of other people went into the spooy basement!!

"My court hearing is today," Wario said, shoving a meaty finger in his ass.

"What are you in trouble for?" Waluigi Asked, already dreading the answer.

"What aren't I in trouble for?" He said. A tinny laugh track played. Mona vigorously masturbated in the background. Suddenly, the basement squad hearded a noise!

Birdo was dead. She had hyper realistic blood oozing from the wounds!!!

"Oh no!" Cried Yoshi "I-I promised I would marry her after I got out of my trouble with the tax thing!" The murderer handed Yoshi a katana to comit sudoku with. "Thanks." Yoshi was died as well. Back to the upstairs bois...

Mario was looking very closely at a the body's. Wile yosh and birbo were dying, Koopa, Goomba, and Donkey Kong was kill. Something wasn't right....

Luigi opened his mouth to say something and a laugh track played. Luigi finally spoke after it was over. "Uh Mario, Why are well still playing the game? There is a real problem you know..."

"Shut the duck up, Luigi." Mario said. "The games over when I say its over."

"Wow, Mario!" Peach swooned, causing Bowser to vomit up his liver.

"I'm leaving!" Daisy shouted at a loud volume. "Let's go, sweetie!" As she walked towards the door, a full grown bucket struck her in the head, killing her instantly.

"I guess we can't leave," Rosalina said.

"No shit!" Bowser shouted.  "Most of my kids are dead because of this shitty game! ARRRGHHH!"

"You guys didn't even notice Toad disappearing!" Diddy Kong yelled in a fear. "And Cranky Kong wasn't murdered, but he did just keel over..."

To the basement fam!

"We should go upstairs," Waluigi said. To the upstairs! Everyone who was left met up. It was Mario, Luigi, Peach, Waluigi, Wario, Rosalina, Toadette, Bowser, Diddy Kong, and Mona. Pauline tripped on the stairs and died and Boo was actually dead the hole time. Bowser Jr. dug straight down.

"Aren't we missing someone?" Rosalina questioned.

"Silence, thot!" Waluigi commanded. She shut her face hole after that. Suddenly, Peach suddenly died.

"How did this happen?!" Mona yelled in surprise.

Bowser frowned. "I'm bout to head out," he said, making a peace sign as he finally faded away from existence.

A/N: This is when the deaths get reallllly intense~! Prepare yourself!

"I-" Rosalina had a hatchet logged in her abdomen. "Well, shit." She died. Everyone who knew her was sad, and even people who didn't. Mario, the survivor of the group felt the heavy toll of losing so many people and sat down. I

"It's all my fault.... I'm sorry, everyone." He said. He didn't notice the sniper target on his head. Oh no.

"Marioooooo!" Luigi cried. He pulled out a glock. "Which of you sons of bitches did this to everyone I care about!?"

Everyone put their hands up except Toadette who doesn't fear death.

"Calm down, I think I can safely say that I wasn't the killer because I would've killed you first," Waluigi admitted. Admiring his rivals honesty, Luigi gave him the keys to his car and mansion. Everyone clapped.

"Ok, but what now? Some of us are kind of irrelevant now-" Mona was cut off by being brutally murdered. Wario shrugged. Didn't bother him. Suddenly, he was dead too! Toadette pointed at the murderer and shined a flashlight at them, exposing their identity and light up the room!

It was Pink Gold Peach!!!!!

"Oh hell no!" Luigi shouted, firing many bullets into the abomination. One ricocheted off and hit Toadette as she was looting the corpses. After Luigi ran out of bullets, Waluigi whacked her with a racket until she stopped moving. Waluigi looked Luigi in the eyes and could feel something between them that wasn't there before.

"Wah."