Uzi the opossum was sitting in the nurses office, when a rat and ermine were passed by.

"Ew! It didn't kill her!" The rat said. "Oh my god! That was so bad!"

The two rodents ran off.

"Aughhh...."

Uzi rolled here eyes, then she heard a voice.

"Classic toxic masculinity Chad! That's never gonna end up problematic..." Thad said. He was a popular rat.

"Oh wow. Uzi? I heard you uhh"

"I'm an angsty teen Thad, bite me. Also, how do you know my name?" Uzi said, as she glared at the rat. "People willingly talk to you."

Thad laughed a bit. "Well, I'd say everyone knows Khan's daughter, but uh... Then you might shoot the other half of your face off."

"Crippling daddy issues. Hilarious. What are you in for? Put too much testosterone in your cheese?"

"That can happen!? Awesome. Hey, those bandages look pretty badass!"

"Oh. Ew. Gross..." Uzi said as she looked away, blushing. "I hate that you said that."

Thad hummed in response. "So, what the uhh-"

"Sick as hell pellet-gun!? HA! Hunting nonsense that super works!" Uzi laughed. "I'm sneaking to the corvid's layer tonight to get the last spare part I need to save the world with it, and earn my dad's respect and stuff."

Thad gave her a strange look.

"B-but mostly the world part!"

"Oh. But doesn't your dad make awesome doors so we don't have to uhh... do that scary sounding emotionally repressed stuff you just said?"

Uzi shoved the tip of her gun in Thad's face.

"NO MORE FEEDBACK ABOUT MY REPRESSION TODAY!!!"

"Ow, I'm sorry. I didn't think-"

Uzi skittered away out the door.

"BITE ME! I'm not mad at you by the way! Just... generally hormonal!"

Uzi gives Thad a thumbs up as she slinks away.