A rat is seen thrown across the floor, his hat falls off. An ermine and rat rush up to him.

The magpie crawls up the wall, while the blue-jay walks towards the animals.

"So, they found our evacuation spot... What if we build a quick door-"

Thad interrupts Khan.

"Are you kidding me?! You're the SMDF right? Defend!"

The SMDF back away, one makes a 'nope' motion with his wings.

"For real?"

Laughter. Thad barely has time to turn around when he's dive-bombed by the magpie, then gets back-flipped onto the ground. Just before she can peck his eyes out...

"HEY!"

"Huh?"

"Put that conventionally attractive male down!"

It was Uzi and N. N was waving with his wing, his expression... off... a little too... happy. Was something wr-

pap

"Oh, J, you're sometimes kinda mean to me and I wish you weren't. Just some constructive criticism.

Uzi smiled. "Nice."

"Ghhhh.... Noted, traitor! We'll circle back after I rightsize your existence!"

"Okay, which one do you want?"

"J. Please." Something was wro-

"Too bad, good luck~"

Uzi grabbed the pen and threw it at J. It hit her right in the eye.

"AAAGGGHHHH!!!!" She couldn't wipe away the blood.

N looked at V, then chuckled. "I'm dead."

V laughed, then dashed at him.

Uzi ran around, then readied her gun.

J cawed in pain, then took out a dart tube, and blew into it. A dark hit its mark, right in the barrel of Uzi's gun. Uzi went flying back, tripped, and fell.

J managed to pry out the pen from her eye, and blood poured forth.

"Damn the well-made quality assured durability of JCJenson products!" J looked up. "Huh?"

Uzi jumped up, and kicked the pen into J's other eye.

Uzi ran back, and had to duck to avoid a dart zooming at her.

N ducked just as a string of darts made their mark right above his head.

'Close one...'

V readied another round of darts, and N readied his. He accidentally got the dart with a love note on it.

"AH!!! Wrong dart! Don't read it!"

V didn't care, she fired at N again.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

J pulled the pen out of her eye. She was terrified. She remembered what V had told her, about that opossum baby all those years ago. This... This can't be happening...

"Haha... HAHAHAHA!!!" J laughed as she let out a horrifying screech.

Uzi dropped her gun and covered her ears, it was too loud...

V dived at N, nearly taking out his eye. V went in again, this time being pushed back by N. V then took N's neck into her talons. N noticed Uzi collapsed on the floor, and knew what he had to do.

"Uzi! I'm so so sorry! Have fun repressing this!"

N licked V's leg.

"EW WHAT THE HELL!"

V was then drop-kicked into the ground.

Uzi was on the ground, holding her head. J hobbled over and managed to kick Uzi's gun away.

"You've got alot of guts for a barely sentient rodent. I've had prey fight back before, but your edgy spirit is just so... pain-ful?"

Uzi had shoved a dart into J's leg.

J screamed as she stumbled, trying to regain her balance. "GAHHHH!!! Fourth quarter profits! Mother of company leadership retreats!"

J falls over.

Uzi picks up her gun and stands over J.

"One more buzzword and I'll do it."

J looked around, her eyes still oozing blood.

"Equity partnership-"

BANG BANG

J had a fresh hole in her chest and head.