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Did that scene count as oral?

Uzi and Rave-N went into the pod... and uhhh.....

Uzi took her hand out of Rave-N's mouth.

"Uhhh... Sweet... I'm open to new things I guess..."

"We are never  talking about this."

"Talking about what? HAHA! Consider it uh.. Repressed!" N says, as he folds his wings to try to look cool.

Uzi wipes her paw on her fur.

"You mentioned other members of our squad. They coming back soon?"

"OH! Two others!" N says with a smile. "They're out hunting for a bit, but you'll love them! First, there's V!"

An Australian Magpie is seen digging out the organs of a lemming.

"No, NO! Please! Stop feeding me my own entrails in front of my family!"

The magpie dove in, and ripped him apart. Screams echoed in the night as she dove in for more kills.

N hid his head under his wing, then peeked out of it before folding it again.

The magpie wiped her mouth with her wing. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And yet I still feel nothing."

"So V... I heard that this planet wide toxic death storm is supposed to be especially inhospitable tonight-"

"Huh? Oh god who are you!?" V took of in a hurry.

"N-no worries! I'm N! But a whole letter is a lot to remember! Aha HAHA!!!"

N laughed. "So obviously alot of mutual respect there... But secretly... I actually kind of have a crush on her. YOU CAN'T TELL HER OK!? Heh..." N gave Uzi a worried look.

Uzi made the "Mouth-sealed-key-tossed" motion with her hands, while giving him a reassuring smile.

"And then there's J, our leader!"

A blue-jay is seen pinning Rave-N to the ground... somehow...

"N! You're worthless, and terrible."

A weak "Thank you!" is heard.

"If the company allowed it I'd straight up kill you myself!"

"J's awesome!"

Uzi stared at him like he was crazy.

"Hey, let me give you the tour! Outside is the corpse wall... thingies... In here are the buttons!"

N proceeded to hop onto the control panel and pushed the buttons with his talons while making small noises.

"Beep boop bap boop bapab!"

Uzi looked at the control panel, and realized something.

"This isn't just a landing pod... This is a spaceship! This could get us off the planet!"

"More of a one-use missile. They never taught us how to land."

"No! I-uh uhhh... The worker rodents... We could work with them to fix this! Instead of all the murder!" Uzi exclaimed, as she pointed a paw at N. "Which... Why are we doing that again?"

N thought for a moment.

"Other than ingesting their warm sweet organs to avoid starving and dying? I guess I just wanna be useful. I was given a job, and I always want to try my best!"

"And look at all the respect it's gotten you N!" Uzi says as she stands on the chair. "You really think the company isn't going to dispose of you when all the rodents are dead?"

"Oho my! You sure are rebellious!" N chirps as he fans himself with a wing. "It's kind of exciting!" He shakes his head. "B-but! Not as fun as following the rules." He gives an odd smile.

Clanks of metal and the falling of bodies can be heard.

"Hey! They're back! You'll...?"

"IDIOT!!! GET OUT HERE!!!"