A/N: Sorry if I disappointed you with how bad these are. I'm disappointed in myself now at how bad these are.

A/N: (Update: 1 hour after I finished this chapter)  Me pull for Yae. Me was losing hope. Me sad. 1 wish left. Me sad. Last wish used. 5 star. Me sad cos me know it's Qiqi. But It's Yae. ME HAPPY!

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Drake: Ok so before we start. *teleports Y/N out* Some of you will want to kill him after this. Now let's start.

The screen lit up and the first thing people could see that it was night and then the scene changed to the top of a skyscraper where 2 men were sitting and laughing.

Y/N: You think that worked?

???: Oh for sure, let's see if she's the real ninja.

Akali: Wait I know that voice.

Y/N: But was it really a good idea to do that Ryu?

Ryu: Damn right it was.

Akali: *fangirling* OHMYGODITSRYOHAYABUSA! *fangirl scream*

Ahri: Don't mind her. She's a ninja and a huge fan of his.

Many people: Oh.

-few minutes ago-

The scene then changed to Akalis dark room and they could see Y/N and Ryu outside her window on the side watching without being noticed. The door then opened and Akali walked in. As soon as she pressed the light switch a bunch of eggs were dropped on her. She sighed and closed the door but as soon as she did a huge amount of feathers was dumped on her as she screamed in pure anger. Meanwhile Y/N and Ryu were laughing like school girls. But it didn't end there. When Akali opened the drawer to get some clothes a pie was shot into her face. When she got a towel she went to shower but as soon as she opened the door something hit her straight into her stomach and she flew into her bed BUT as soon as she landed she triggered a hidden tripwire which activated masked buckets above her bed and they were filled with mayonnaise, lemon juice, milk, and some other things. While she started to destroy everything in her room in anger the scene changed to Y/N and Ryu on the same rooftop laughing their asses off.

Ryu: I told you it would work! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Y/N: And here I thought she would dodge that. HAHAHA so much from infamous ninja of KDA HAHAHA

The screen then turned to black.

Everyone were laughing. Even the Villains.

Ahri: You can say that prankster got pranked. Right Akali? *looks at her* Akali?

Akali: I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM!

-After calming down Akali and telling her not kill Y/N-

Drake: Sorry Akali. Now next.

The screen lights up and now they can see Y/N drinking tea with a woman who has blue/white bird wings. (New harem member. Cloud Retainer. Imagine 2 wings. Credits go to the author. Her human name is Yun Hua)

Ganyu: Oh no, is that?

Shenhe: Cloud Retainer?

Y/N: It's pleasure to meet you Cloud Retainer.

Yun: Please, call me Yun Hua when I'm in human form.

Y/N: Alright. So why did you call me here?

Yun: Well we known each other for a while so I decided to tell you about my girls.

Y/N: Girls? You have daughters?

Yun: Yes. Ganyu and Shenhe. I want you to choose one of them, or both if you wish.

Y/N: You do understand that I have girlfriends already right? Let's talk about his matter when I meet them. But now, do you have some stories?

Yun: Ohoho I do. In their childhood there was a moment where a monster tried to eat Ganyu but she was so THICC, and she is still, that the monster choked and died.

Y/N: Pfffff. Now that's what I call thiccness.

Yun: I know! Wait here I'll bring their album. They looked so cute when they were small.

She stood up and walked away to get the album.

Right now we could see Ganyu trying to reach Y/N who was floating so she could turn off the TV while Shenhe was trying to destroy the screen.

Ganyu: *blushing from embarrassment* PLEASE TURN IT OFF!!!!

Drake: Sorry no can do Ganyu.

Ganyu: PLEASE!!

Then both of them appeared in their seats and couldn't move.

Meanwhile Yun came back and sat next to Y/N and opened the album.

Yun: Here's the moment where Ganyu got her first dress and praise from Rex Lapis.

Y/N: Awwww she's adorable.

Ganyu: 'NOOOOOOOO!' *faints*

Lumine: *Takes photo* 'hehehehehe blackmail material'

Yun: Oh and here's a photo of Shenhe and a plushie of me.

Y/N: Oh my god. Why does she looks so adorable.

Yun: When I asked if she liked it she denied but the next day I found her walking with it everywhere she went and not letting it go.

Shenhe: 'DAMN YOU CLOUD RETAINER!!!!!'

Yun: Oh and here's one when Ganyu thought that I won't pat her ever again. She was following me everywhere asking "no more pat-pat?" (Ignore the words)

Y/N: Can you send me copies of these pictures. They look too adorable.

Yun: No problem. Also did you know that they have a crush on you?

Y/N: What?

Screen turns off.

Shenhe/Ganyu(who woke up and heard what she said): 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO US!'

Both of them looked at Lumine and she was smiling at them sweetly, too sweetly.

Both: 'Oh no. She got blackmail'

Meanwhile almost everybody were almost dying cos of cuteness.

Drake: Anyway next.

The screen turns on and now they can see Isen in his dorm doing homework when his phone rang and he picked up.

Isen: Hello. Isen speaking.

Y/N: Hey Isen, it's Y/N. Me and John are at the store and we need you to choose.

Isen: Choose what?

Y/N/John: 'I remember that'

Isen: 'Oh God it's that moment'

John: Out of what wood would you like your casket made?

Y/N: Yea. I'm pretty sure that Arlo will find out about your prank soon. Sooooooo, what wood. They have dark oak, sakura, oh they even have acacia here.

Isen: *hungs up*

Arlo: *in the distance* ISEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!

Isen: Oh shit. Should have said dark oak.

Blyke: I told you that it was a bad idea.

Isen: Oh shut up!

Izuku: So that's why you weren't in classes for a month.

Drake: Next.

Y/N: You sure this will work?

Mercury: Yea. Let's go test it out.

They walked over to the open window that was 5 meters above them. Y/N sat on Mercury's shoulders and then they started to go up cos Mercurys legs started to extend. Y/N also had a camera. (Image 1. Imagine Y/N instead of Mercury. And there's also Neo and Salem. Image 2. Imagine Y/N on Mercury's shoulders)

Mercury: I'm a genius.

Y/N: Yes, yes you are. Alright I got the pictures let's get the fuck out.

Mercury: *chuckle* I'm in danger.

Suddenly a grimm hand grabbed him by the head.

Mercury: Mercy?

Cinder/Emerald/Salem/Neo: All out of mercy.

5 of them left the room.

Drake: May God help him. Anyway next.

The scene changes to Ozpins office as he pours himself some hot cocoa but when he drinks he spits it out.

Ozpin: Who changed my hot cocoa to coffee?

Meanwhile with Y/N and Glynda outside the office.

Glynda: You sure it will work?

Y/N: Trust me it will. Plus he won't be able to taste anything sweet for a week with what I added to the coffee. So consider your revenge done.

Glynda: But wasn't it too much just because he didn't want to give me a raise?

Y/N: Nah.

Ozpin: It was you?

Glynda: Sorry professor.

Ozpin: *sniff* But I couldn't enjoy my hot cocoa for a week. *sniff*

Qrow: *takes photo* 'This is so my new background hahahaha'

Drake: Next.

We can see Raven Branwen walking out of the shower in nothing but a towel and perverts started ogling her but got hit.......again........anyway but the twist is that her hair was now red. When she finally noticed that it was red she screamed in anger. Meanwhile Y/N was giggling under her bed. But it was cut short when he was dragged out from under it and was met with an angry Raven.

Y/N: On no.

Qrow: I'm scared to think what you did to him.

Summer: Yea, last time I touched your hair you almost broke my weapon and my arms and legs too.

Yang: So that's who I got it from.

The screen then showed "a few hours later" and then the scene changed to a naked Y/N and Raven in her bed.

Y/N: So who's bigger? Me or Tai?

Raven: You kidding? You're like 4 times bigger. *happy sigh* Best night of my life.

Y/N: Glad you enjoyed. Round 2?

Raven: For sure.

Screen turned to black.

Almost every girl looked at now embarrassed Raven in jealousy while Tai was crying.

Summer: 'Now I want to try too' *sad older cookie monster noises*

Drake: Next.

Y/N: So Kuroka, I have a question. What was the first word Koneko said?

Koneko: If I remember it was "mama"

Kuroka: 'Oh shit!'

Y/N: She said that it was "mama" but I want to confirm it.

Kuroka: You won't believe me what it was.

Y/N: Try me.

Kuroka: She said her first word when father called one of his friends a name and she repeated it.

Y/N: What was it?

Kuroka: Faggot.

Everyone went silent. While everyone were staring at the screen Kuroka took the chance and transformed into her cat form and left.

Y/N: Excuse me what?

Kuroka: Yea. I even have proof.

She then took out her phone and showed a video of small Koneko saying "faggot" over and over while their mom was beating up their dad.

Koneko: She lied to me. *sees Kuroka gone* Oh no you don't. *leaves to find her*

Asia: Well. That's a surprise.

ORC: Yup.

Drake: Next.

The screen then lights up and they can see Azazel in his office playing Dark Souls 3. When suddenly Y/N appeared outside his open window and threw a magazine against a corner far from Azazel. When Azazel looked at the magazine he read the title.

Azazel: Gabriel the Angel nudes. HA! Like I'll believe that.

He went back to playing but a minute later jumped to the journal and tried to open it but it was closed using a seal.

Azazel: Oh you're on!

While he was trying to open it Y/N sneaked in and deleted all of his saves and then left through the same window. When Azazel opened the magazine all he saw was "SIKE" on all pages.

Azazel: Oh well.

He went back to play but he died and when he tried to get back to his last save he saw them gone.

Azazel:

Azazel: THAT WAS HIM?! THAT SON OF A BITCH!

Alexander: You're not wrong.

Drake: Next.

The scene changes to Y/N sitting on the couch and across from him was Milicas. Meanwhile Zeoticus and Venelana were spying on them through the magic circle.

Venelana: Oh I remember this. It's when we introduced him to Milicas.

Zeoticus: Rias, Sirzech. I'm sorry.

Rias: Why do you apologize?

Zeoticus: You'll see in a moment.

Y/N: So, who is your favorite in the family Milicas.

Milicas: It was my auntie Rias.

Rias: *broken voice* Was?

Y/N: Wait was?

Milicas: Yes. Now your my favorite big brother Y/N!

Y/N: But I'm not a member of your family.

Milicas: But you are for me! So now your my favorite family member!

Y/N:................... want to go annoy Riser?

Milicas: Yes!

Drake: And that's all.

When everyone heard crying they saw Rias and Sirzech hugging each other while muttering "why him and not me".

Drake: Uhhhhh ok.

He then teleported Y/N back and immediately he was tackled to the ground by a few angry individuals.

Drake: Well. *looks at the readers* Well be back after a short break.