Drake: Ok if everyone's ready then we'll start. This was filmed yesterday btw.

The screen turns on and we can see Y/N and the Boys sitting on the couch.

Y/N: Hello everyone, It's ya boi Y/N but today I'm with "The Boys" and today we will be playing "Smash or pass". I have a feeling that it'll be a disaster. But anyway let's start. And the first one is... Kali Belladonna.

Azazel: Pass.

Y/N: Wait really?

Azazel: I may be a pervert but I'm being perverted towards only one person.

Y/N: Respectable.

Vali: Pass, not into older women.

John/Blyke: Pass, same.

Kiba/Mercury/Dabi: Pass, already have someone in mind.

Y/N: Damn. Well for me it's a hard SMASH. Why? It's a cat girl and a MILF. If only she was single.

Kali: Meow~ but I am single.

Blake: MOM?!?!

Kali: What? Can't i have my fun?

Vali: Ok next on the list is..... Winter Schnee.

Azazel/Vali: Pass.

Blyke: Pass, I respect her too much.

Kiba: Same, so pass.

Dabi: Pass.

Mercury: Smash. But I would need to run for my life later.

John: Pass, I would rather keep my balls.

Y/N: Come on. She's even wearing a maid outfit. It's a Smash from me.

Winter: *blushing hard*.

Weiss: TOUCH MY SISTER AND I'LL CASTRATE YOU.

Y/N: TRY ME ICE QUEEN.

Azazel: And the next we have....... ohhhhhh Lady Yasaka.

Azazel: Hard Pass. She's scary when angry. Vali you have seen her angry.

Vali: Yea, I almost passed out out of fear. It's a Pass from me.

John: Smash.

Blyke: Really John? Pass.

Kiba/Dabi: Pass.

Mercury: I would probably die later but Smash.

Y/N: Smash and Marry and that's final.

Yasaka: Oh really~.

Y/N: Yep and I ain't taking my words back.

Male audience: 'R for Respect'.

John: Next on the list is....... Kuroka Toujou.

(I hope I won't get flagged for any of the pics)

Azazel: Once again Pass.

Vali: Pass, she's just a team member.

John: Pass, I would rather keep my dick.

Blyke: Same.

Kiba: Pass.

Mercury/Dabi: Pass, I don't even know her.

Y/N: I would put a baby in her so Smash.

Male audience: 'He has balls of steel'.

Kuroka(cat form): Meow~.

Y/N: *Looks down and sees Kuroka on his lap in her cat form* *scratches behind her ear*.

Kuroka(cat form): Purrrr~.

Blyke: The next girl is...... oh no.

Y/N: Why? Who is it?

Blyke: It's Salem.

A/V/J/B/K/M/D: HARD PASS!!!

Y/N: Hard SMASH Boys.

Azazel: Holy shit you're brave.

Y/N: Trust me. I don't see a villan. I see a woman who has been suffering for who knows how much cos her ex couldn't take responsibility and ran away like a little bitch he is.

A/V/J/B/K/M/D: Damn.

Y/N: Looking at you Ozpin.

Ozpin: *gulp* *quietly* shit.

Salem: *Blushing a little*.

Cinder: Mistress are you ok?

Salem: *blush dissappears* Yes Cinder. And Y/N I appreciate the words.

Y/N: *nods*.

Kiba: The next lady is..... oh it's one of the eleven harbingers. Tartaglia or as we know her Childe.

Azazel: Smash but probably as a one-night stand.

V/J/M: Same.

Dabi: Nah. Imma Pass on this.

B/K: Same plus she's technically a villan.

Y/N: Smash and stay in a relationship if she's ok with it. And trust me when I say this. If we combined our wallets we would be the richest couple in the world.

Childe: Just so you know I don't mind, 'I get this hunk of a man, YAY go me'.

Issei: 'Damn bastard he's getting all the hot women and stealing my harem, I'm supposed to be a harem king'.

Drake: 'Pfffff-  like that's ever gonna happen'.

Mercury: The next on the list is..... one of the most powerful shipgirls Yamato.

Azazel: Pass, I don't want to die.

V/K/D: Yea Pass.

John: I would say smash but she would probably blast me with those big ass guns before I even get close to her so pass.

Mercury: Yea I think so too but I would try my luck so Smash.

Y/N: You all are cowards except Mercury. Smash and Marry from me and I can say that I have seen bigger guns.

Yamato: 'Ara~ Ara~'.

Y/N: *shivers* 'Why am I getting "Ara ara" vibes'.

Dabi: And the last on the list is the member of the group K/DA and their leader....... Ahri.

Azazel: Pass. The other member by the name Evelynn would kill me if I even got close to her so it's a no no.

V/J/B/K/M/D: Same.

Y/N: I would say it's a Smash from me but-

Audience: *le gasp*.

A/V/J/B/K/M/D: *le gasp*.

Y/N: Oh come on.

Y/N: Oh come on.

Y/N: Exactly.

Y/N: As I was saying, I would say Smash but she's in a relationship plus her fans would probably hunt me down. Not that they can tho.

Dabi: Wait you don't know?

Y/N: Know what?

Dabi: She and almost everyone found out that her boyfriend has been cheating on her.

Y/N: WHAT?!

Drake: *telepathically* 'Sorry Y/N but I'll show them part of your power'.

Y/N: *telepathically* 'it's ok'.

Dabi: Yea, because of this they even canceled all of their concerts for a month and the fans tried to cheer her up in the social media.

Y/N: Well then. BERU.

Suddenly Y/Ns shadow started to move and something came out of it.

Ahri: W-what is that?

Y/N: That's one of my most trusted warriors, Beru.

Beru: Yes my Liege?

Y/N: Do you know a group K/DA?

Beru: Yes my Liege. I love their music.

Y/N: Who is your favorite?

Beru: That would be Ahri my Liege.

Y/N: Ok so my friend Dabi here *gestures at Dabi* told me that her boyfriend cheated on her.

Beru: *enraged* WHAT!? HOW DARE HE!

Y/N: Calm down Beru. That's why I called you here. I assume you know how her boyfriend looks like right? *Beru nods* Ok so your mission is to find him and kill him the most brutal and painful way you can. Do you understand?

Beru: Yes my Liege.

Y/N: Good. You can start your mission.

Beru: At once *dissappears*.

Drake: And that's all.

Ahri: Did you really do that?

Y/N: Yes, I don't want to see my little fox sad. Oh and that remind me. Beru.

Ahri: *blushing hard while hiding her face*

Issei: 'lucky bastard'.

Beru: *appears out of shadow* Yes my Liege?

Y/N: Did you finish the mission I gave you?

Beru: Yes my Liege.

Y/N: Good. If you don't mind I would like to hear what you did to him.

Beru: Yes me Liege. When I found him I started with skinning him alive, then I dipped him into the lemon juice and kept him in it for 1 hour. After that I let some ants to eat his muscles and nerves a little. After that I put him into the acid and while he was in it I was slowly cutting him all over his body. And for the final I let the ants to eat him slowly.

After his explanation everyone were shocked and scared. Some even pissed themselves *cough* issei *cough*.

Y/N: Good job Beru. For the next time I summon you you will get a reward. You can go.

Beru: Thank you my Liege *dissappears*.

Drake: Now that that's over. I would like to tell you that the next you'll be reacting to ships. After that we'll do something different.

Nezu: Oh and do tell what it is.

Drake: You'll get to choose. I will let a random person choose an orb. When you pick it it'll show a "world" and a "power". With both of those I will send Y/N to the said "world" with a said "power" with an objective. And you get to see how he will complete it.

Ruby" Ohhhhhh thiswillbesocoolicantwaittoseeit.

(This will be so cool I can't wait to see it)

Y/N: A question. When I come back will I keep the said "power".

Drake: Yes.

Y/N: 'LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO'.

Drake: Now then if no one has any questions let's move onto the ships.

A/N: Hello. Author here. And yes I posted 2 in 1 so I give you enjoyed this chapter and my choice of waifus. AUTHOR OUT.