A/N: Hello everyone and sorry for the hold. Now then. As some of you noticed I started the rewrite of my RWBY book. I hope you'll enjoy how it goes. Also, I started working on my self-insert book so I hope you'll enjoy that as well. And as a spoiler there will be two character that'll play key role in the story so I want you to guess them, one is from Bleach and one is from Metal Gear (which game you'll have to guess) and the 2 first people to guess these characters will get a special role on my discord server which is almost ready btw.

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Drake: Now then. What you will watch will happen right now because I will teleport Y/N into a room where he can't lie at all.

Y/N: Oh come on. Why you gotta do me like that?

Drake: Cos it's fun, now shoo shoo.

With that Y/N vanished and the screen turned on as they could see him in a room sitting on a couch with a TV in front of him.

Drake: Also forgot to tell you that he can hear us. Oh and before we start it won't mention the girls who were in the first Smash or Pass. Now then, let's start.

The screen in front of Y/N turned on and showed the first girl.

Y/N: Jean? Hell yea. Smash.

Lisa: Ara~ would you look at that Jean. *looks at Jean and sees her passed out with a steam coming out of her head* Oh wow. *giggle* Seems like she couldn't handle the news.

Drake: Next.

The screen then showed the next girl being a certain tall lady.

Y/N: You don't have to tell me twice. I will let her drink my blood as much as she needs.

Alcina: Oh I'll take you up on that offer. 'Plus blood won't be the only thing I'll be sucking'

Dimitrescu daughters: Mother can we join?

Alcina: Of course my daughters.

Dimitrescu daughters: Yes!

Drake: Next, and the fun part.

The screen showed one specific expert at baking cookies.

Y/N: Already did her many times.

Summer: *blushing* Hehehehe, best times of my life.

Tai: *depressing aura appeared around him* *muttering* Am I that pathetic?

Ruby: Am I getting a baby sibling?

Summer looked at Ruby and after a bit of thinking replied.

Summer: Maybe.

Drake: Okay next.

The screen showed a very deadly bird.

Y/N: Same situation. Tho I think she's top 3rd in the amount of our "sessions"

Yang: I think I'm going to puke.

Raven: Oh shut it Yang.

Y/N: *looking at the camera* Yeah Yang. Don't think that I didn't see how you were looking at me when I was still in Union.

Yang: *blushing* You knew!?

Y/N: Of course I did. You did a poor job in hiding it.

Yang: *blushing* Damn it.

Qrow: Didn't know you liked to wear formal suits sister.

Raven: Shut it drunkard.

Y/N: Oh you should've seen her in a maid dress.

Qrow: HAHAHAHAHAHA oh Oum I would give everything to see that.

Raven: Shut up before I cut your dick off!

Drake: Calm down you angry bird. Now next.

The screen showed a specific ice empress.

Y/N: Again, same situation. I might do it again.

Winter: I'll join!

Weiss: OH NO YOU WON'T!

Y/N/Winter: Shut it ice queen/Weiss.

Weiss: Oh come on sister not you too!

Winter: Grow up.

Drake: Next.

The screen showed a specific kitty.

Y/N: Ohoho! I would like to taste that bellabooty for sure. Smash.

Kali: Nya~ oh I can't wait for you to make me purr~

Blake: Me too~

Mercury: If Adam heard this he would be crying tears of blood.

RWBY villains: Agreed.

Y/N: Oh he for sure would. As a matter of fact he wants to kill me very fucking much.

Ruby: Why?

Y/N: You'll know later.

Drake: Next.

The screen showed a specific fire bird.

Riser/Ravel: MOM!?!?

Meanwhile Y/N had his hands over his mouth trying not to speak.

Drake: Speak Y/N or I'll force you.

Y/N shaked his head "no".

Riser: Come on Y/N. Speak up, *ignites his hands in fire* I. Dare. You.

Y/N didn't remove his hands and Drake removed them forcefully and Y/N finally spoke.

Y/N: Definitely smash.

With that he covered his mouth again.

Riser: *with malice* Oh really? Well I won't beat you too hard seeing you didn't smashed her.

Y/N: 'Yet' You know what. Try me bitch.

Drake: Enough! Now next.

The screen then showed one of the best DXD moms.

Gremory kids: MOM!?

Y/N: No thank you. Pass. I respect Zeoticus too much and I won't NTR his ass.

Zeoticus: *exhales* Oh thank Satan.

Venelana: *giggle* What? You were afraid of losing me?

Zeoticus: Of course. Thank you Y/N.

Y/N: No problem cool redhead.

Drake: Next.

The screen showed a certain ice devil.

Y/N: In this scenario. I already did NTR the sis-con. Sooooooo. Smash.

Sirzech: Grayfia why?

Grayfia: Because you hardly spend time with me or Milicas and spend more time at work or helping Rias.

Meanwhile Alexander once again wrote "Daughter-in-law #5: Grayfia Lucifuge" and "Grandchild #3: Milicas Lucifuge" in his journal and then put it away.

Y/N: Well I guess Milicas will be getting a new and better dad. Where is he by the way? I don't hear a reaction from him.

Drake: He fell asleep so I teleported him into one of the spare bedrooms. Anyway next.

This time the screen showed the queen.

Y/N: Oh I'm going to rock her world, smash.

Mirellia: *lustful giggle* Oh I hope so.

Malty/Melty: MOTHER/MOM!?!?

Mirellia: What?

Naofumi: Damn. Aren't you a bold one.

Y/N: I would prefer man of culture but that'll do.

Drake: Now the last one. (As a special guest requested from my friend)

The screen then showed the last girl that being a redheaded bull faunus.

Blake: Wait what? Isn't that Ada?

Sienna: Yes. She's Adam's sister if remember.

Y/N: Yes. And that's the reason he hates me because I banged his sister on HIS bed.

Blake: Hahahaha! Revenge.

Y/N: Indeed.

Drake: Now then. That's all.

The big screen turned off and Y/N appeared back in his seat.

Drake: The next one will be about Y/N and se of the boys playing EVOLVE but as the characters in the game.