A/N: Ok so I didn't bother to come up with names cos it's a one time thing so here:
(F/N) - Father name
(M/N) - Mother name
(B/N) - Brother name
(S/N) - Sister name
(TB/N) - Twin Brother name
(BF/N) - Best friend name
(C/N) - Crush name
(CBF/N) - Crush best friend name

A/N: God. I feel like many people will hate me for this.

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F/N: Where are we?!

Drake: You're in one of my theaters and you're here to react.

M/N: Who are you? And react to what?

Drake: To answer your questions. I am called the Watcher. I watch over the multiverse and if there's any problems I report to my boss who deals with it or reports to his boss if needed. And you're here to react to what your son is doing.

B/N: Which one?

Drake: Y/N.

S/N: Big bro?! But he dissappeared.

Drake: He did. But that's because my boss gave him a choice to leave.

BF/N: But why?

Drake: If you experienced the same amount of bullying and beatings you would want to leave too.

M/N: But he said that the bullying stopped.

Drake: It never did. Why don't you ask his twin brother. After all, he was one of his main bullies.

F/N: TB/N is this true?

TB/N: Yes, he's just a weakling what would he do about it. Wait, I didn't want to say that!

Drake: It's because in here you can't lie.

M/N: *on the verge of tears* But why? He's your brother.

TB/N: He's a weakling, he didn't even deserve what he has.

A slap then was heard and everyone saw C/N slap him.

C/N: Don't you dare talk about him like that! Because of you the man I loved is now gone!

CBF/N: Calm down C/N. It won't bring him back.

Drake: Calm down everyone. Please take a seat and grab a snack so we can begin.

Everyone did just that and got ready to watch.

Drake: Ok so before we start, I need to leave because I have other things to do so my assistant will do the reaction.

madden23990: *appears* Hello.

Drake: This is my assistant Madden and she'll be hosting this reaction. Madden i hope you remembered the list I gave you.

Madden: Yes sir!

Drake: Good. *dissappears*

Madden: Ok so as the boss said my name's Madden and I'll be your host for today. So let's start.

She snapped her fingers and the screen turned on. The first thing they could see is a rainy night and the shop named "DevilMayCry". (Imagine it's raining)

BF/N: *spits out his drink* WHAT!? NO WAY!

C/N: Why are you shocked?!

BF/N: Are you kidding me?! That's THE DevilMayCry! How could you not be shocked!? I would give everything to go there.

Madden: Let's move on.

The camera then went inside the shop and they could a man in red trench coat sitting on the chair with his legs on the table eating pizza.

BF/N: *fangirling* Oh my god that's Dante Sparda!!!!

Madden: Correction. Y/N 'Dante' Sparda.

BF/N: *broken voice* What?!

Madden: In that world the sparda family died long ago except Nero Sparda and his wife Kyrie and when Y/N was sent to that world the boss of my boss changed his looks to Dante and he has both abilities of Dante and Vergil.

BF/N: Holy shit! That's too OP.

As he was eating the phone rang and Y/N picked up the phone.

Y/N: Devil May Cry.......no sorry we don't do birthdays.

He then hung up.

Y/N: Why do people think that the shop with the name "DevilMayCry" does birthdays. For Gods sake.

The front door then opened and a beautiful woman walked in.

S/N: She's beautiful.

CBF/N: Agreed.

Y/N: HEY NERO YOUR WIFE IS HERE! Hello Kyrie.

Kyrie: Hello Y/N, how's work? I hope Nero didn't cause any troubles.

Y/N: Meh, could be better and no, he didn't. NERO! *silence*

Kyrie: Seems like he's busy, I'll come back later.

She was about to leave but Y/N stopped her by placing a hand on her shoulder and she turned around.

Y/N: Don't worry there's one word that he'll react to. Plus I won't let him ignore his wife.

BF/N: He's gonna say it!

Y/N: GET YOUR ASS HERE DEADWEIGHT!!!

As he said there BF/N fell out of his seat and started to laugh his ass of. But everyone else were a bit shocked or deadpanned at what he said.

M/N: Well that's not nice.

BF/N: But it's the thing they almost always called Nero!

Suddenly a sword was thrown at him and impaled him into the wall through the chest.

Y/N: Ow.

M/N: My baby!!

Madden: Don't worry. He's 75% demon.

F/N: He's WHAT!?

Madden: Oh yea. I forgot to mention that the boss changed his blood to 75% demon.

The camera then shows the direction the sword was thrown from and they can see Nero standing on the stairs.

Nero: DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Kyrie: That's not nice Nero.

Nero: Kyrie?! You're here? I thought you were busy today.

Kyrie: I was but I finished everything early.

Nero: Oh, come in then.

Y/N: *pulls out the sword and throws it at Nero* Payback!

Nero: *gets impaled* Oh fuck! Fuck you!

???: Am I interrupting something?

They turned to the entrance and saw a woman with purple hair, wearing some type of purple uniform standing there. (Without the knife)

C/N: Why does she look familiar?

CBF/N: You too?

B/N: Me three.

Y/N: Nope, not at all, sorry you had to witness that. Anyway what can I do for you.

Wendy: My name's Wendy Afton, owner of Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza Plex. I heard that I can hire someone to kill demons in this shop.

Y/N: Finally! Someone who needs to deal with demons. So what happened?

Wendy: I wasn't there at the time but a security guard told me that at the daycare some kids started to draw strange symbols on the ground and after they finished they said something strange and a blood red portal opened and some very scary things started to come out of it and started killing everybody. We evacuated as many people as we could.

F/N: Holy shit.

S/N: I wonder what big bro will do.

Y/N: That's quite the story. Ok let's go. NERO I'M LEAVING!

NERO: OK, GRAB SOME GROCERIES ON YOUR WAY BACK!

Y/N: OK.

They walked outside and Y/N saw a truck parked next to the shop.

Wendy: I'm out of gas and the place is far from here. How are we going to get there?

Y/N: I have a way.

Then two big buzzsaws appeared in his hand and he brought them together and they combined into a red motorcycle and he put it on the ground.

S/N: Holy moly! Big bro is so strong now. He held those things like they're feathers.

C/N: *daydreaming about Y/N* *low voice* God, I want him so hard.

Y/N: Let's go. You'll lead the way because I don't know where the place is.

Wendy: Ok.

They climbed on it with Y/N at the front and Wendy behind holding onto him for dear life because he started driving at a VERY fast speed. She was also blushing and feeling his muscles while giving the directions.

[SCREEN TURNS OFF]

When C/N saw that a dark scary aura appeared around her and everyone sat a bit further from her while CBF/N tried to calm her down.

Madden: That's all for now. We'll take a little break and continue.