THANK FUCKING JESUS CRIST!!! I FOUND IT! God that took longer than I expected...why even is this place so big?! Whatever, I gotta do what the kid needed me to do anyway.

Wait...

what did he need me to do?

Eh, doesn't matter now...where to now...

->->->Around 45 minutes later...<-<-<-

All right now...looks like some sort of puzzle to get outta here...doesn't seem too bad. Should be easy enough.

Right?

OF COURSE NOT FUCKING IDIOT! NOTHING IS EASY HERE!!! Goddamn man...

This is what happened...(from what I remember)...

I went inside this like McDonalds PlayPlace area with these lil things that were like gremlins...over here growling and shit...when I first met one it was a little red bear and, like the others, it was crawling to me.

"Huh...aren't you a cute little bear..." I said to the toy, making it stop for a moment, its eyes never leaving mine.

Then suddenly it jumped at me.

"What the-?!"

It bit my leg and I yelled out in pain, I'm guessing that's what lured the others...but then I drop kicked it.

Damn ankle biter...

How did it even bite me? It doesn't even have teeth! Whatever...

I grab a pipe nearby from some rubble and hold it in my hands as I keep going through the playground place. Here and there I would smash ones head in to oblivion just because it followed me. I mean it deserved it right? Ankle biting little shits.

You know...now that I think about it, the little things look a lot like those animal statues in the play place area.

After I finally smash the 37th toy, I find a room with buttons on each side, not normal buttons, HUGE ASS BUTTONS THE SIZE OF A FUCKING TRAMPOLINE! I had to put boxes on each of them and make sure it stayed on so I could use the moving platform to get to the other side. One of the little shits followed me so I grabbed it by its tail and carried it with me, until I found a drained pool like area. Nice but what about this little gremlin now?

-SMASH-

Good, now stay quiet... what? You thought I'd keep one of those ankle biters? Yeah right...

I go to the other side of the pool and there's a door. Do I go through it? Sure why the fuck not? May as well...

Damn this is a long ass hallway...but why are there cells? Kinda weird to have a jail in an orphanage, no?

I walk through the door and meet 2 yellow door and go through the right one, turns out it didn't matter which one I took, they both led to the same room. But I don't really care right now, I'm walking down the hall humming a tune to a song I know...

"I feel so funny these days, I'd rather sleep than stay awake. Trees used to talk to me, Now I know what real and what is fa—"

"You...You're Poppy's Angel...come to save us...nothing left to save, not here...you're in Catnap's home Angel..."

...WHO THA FUCK IS YOU???

...a million pairs of eyes are on you now... watching... waiting... hungry... they want nothing more than to crawl beneath your skin and eat away at you...bit by little bit...fill what feels empty inside themselves...

Is he talking bout those ankle biting little shits?

that...thing...Catnap...

Oh Nevermind I guess...I'm guessing he's talking bout some cat? Kinda obviou—

The Prototype is his god...and this is what he does to 'heretics'...

Hah?

these little toys follow Catnap to avoid that very fate...and in return? They are fed..."

Fed with what?! Hold up...

"What the fuck happened to you?! Perro...no mamés...why does he think you're a heretic? Like Why mandem?? That doesn't make any sense to me...and aren't you a part of some group? You look like thems statues back there or something. Where's the others? Shouldn't they be helping you?"

That probably wasn't the best thing to say...his answer was, "I'm...the last of the Smiling Critters..."

"Oh...I'm...sorry... I guess...damn...did he really? That's cold...we gotta get you outta here then..."

But he stopped me before I could even say anything afterwards...

"Listen to me...you need to get out of this place...you need to live."

"Man I could care less about my dumbass man. Who the fuck did this to you? The Cat?? Ima get him back for this soon...let's get you down first though..."

"What?"

"You heard me mandem, I ain't finna let you rot here. Even if your...lower section is... gone and out for everyone to see...ugh..." I reach for his left arm and start unbuckling it. Damn...it's hard to undo...whoever did this did it a long time ago and very tightly...

I was able to take off one so I moved to his chest, undoing the belts there aswell...until I heard it...

giggling

THOSE FUCKING MIDGETS ARE BACK. FUCK!

I picked up the pace as I kept taking off the belts.

I was now on the last belt on his left arm when I saw them starting to crawl out...

"SHIT! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!" I was struggling with the last belt...he tried to help but to no avail...they were getting closer when I remembered...I had a FUCKING knife man! DAMNIT!

I pulled it out my duffel bag and quickly sliced the belt as I caught the dog guy.

"You good fool? Cmon we gotta go before the ankle biters uh...yeah let's just go..." I opened my duffel bag and pulled out a knapsack and helped him in it while trying to keep the gremlins at bay with rocks nearby...until I ran out and just slung Dogday on my shoulder as I ran.

It was only when I took my 3rd step that I realized it was a mistake. I fell through the ground into a hole, with him aswell.

"AUGH—"

I felt my head slam onto some concrete from a broken wall but the adrenaline was pumping through my body so I didn't feel anything immediately...main focus, getting out of here before the ankle biters come back.

I looked around and saw a pipeline that we could crawl through so I made him go in front of me as I drop kicked another toy into a pipe...

"BULLSEYE! Right in the fucking chest!" I pumped a fist before remembering what I was doing and started following the dog through the pipes. He apparently knew his way through them because we got out fast. Although the toys were still following us...oh well...

As he goes to one of the slides and goes down with a small 'Whee!' I remember what Jhonnathan had said earlier... "No violence or anything..." uh...kinda late for that now...

I throw a nearby rock at some of the toys but that didn't stop them, they just crawled over the dead bodies of their friends and kept coming.

Shit

Maybe I'll just go down and hope they don't follow...

I jump down the slide but...

a little...too hard...

"Oops—"

The slide broke a little as my leg got caught in the slide itself and now I'm fucking stuck.

Great.

The damn things are still coming. Guess I was wrong about that...

And now I have my fucking leg stuck in an old ass slide, and some fucking evil little carebear looking things crawling to me. Fucking shit man.