The Road Trip
Trump's House...
Obama: Alright everyone, Are you ready to go?
N: I Am!!! 😊
N runs into Bush's Car.
Trump: Obama I don't get why we need to take 3 Separate cars to go to the movies.
Obama: Donald, ALL of us are going. So We all need to go in separate cars.
J: Okay, but why can't N, V and I just Fly there.
Trump: Well I'm sure you can but then there wouldn't be a story now would there?
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J: Shit.
Messi: And of course I'm stuck with 2 Selfish assholes and A Simp for one of them.
Maguire: So are we going to Japan?
Bush: no Maguire we're going to the movies.
V was just Chilling at Obama's car, waiting for the others to hurry the hell up.
She notices N happily waving bye to her, Which She happily waves back.
V: Stay Safe N.
Bush: Okay, we ready to get moving?
Haaland: Yep. Let's get moving.
Trump's Car...
J: Why the hell am I In the back?
Trump: Gain some fuckin' Relevancy And you'll move to the front.
Mbappe: Plus Donny's Man gets front.
Trump: That's not entirely true, even though you are My man now, I still would've put you in the back on a whim if I felt like it.
Messi: So Donald, where'd you get a car like this?
Trump: Well you see Messi unlike you I have infinite amounts of money so I can literally buy anything.
J: Can you buy your way into the Whitehouse again?
Trump: Believe it or not, I actually tried that When "Sleepy Joe" took over. Actually Speaking of That did you see The video?
J: What Video?
Trump: He Put on a Trump 2024 hat, Like a Week after That bitch Harris took his place. I don't know if that was on purpose or not, but holy damn that was fuckin' awesome.
(A/N: he actually did do that)
Obama's Car....
Obama: V put the gun away, We are not killing anyone.
V: I didn't say I was gonna kill anyone.....
BOOM!!! She Shoots a Random pedestrian.
Ronaldo: V!
Obama: It's V, of course she was gonna shoot someone.
Davies: So what snacks do you want to sneak in?
Obama: We're not sneaking in any snacks.
V/Ronaldo/Davies: BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
V: Well, I actually can't sneak anything. My jacket doesn't have any pockets.
Ronaldo: More for us I guess.
Obama: No! We are not!
V/Ronaldo/Davies: I should've Rode with Trump.
Bush's Car...
Haaland: BEST GROUP IN THE WOOOOOORLD!!!!!!!!!
Bush: What the hell was that for?
N: I like this group, but the best? That's to be determined.
Bush: I think we're pretty good, don't you guys?
Maguire: I dunno but it looks like Obama's Group Is having an argument.
N: I'll Text V to see What's up.
Trump's Car....
J: I hope N and V know I can see their texting in the group chat.
Trump: What are they talking about?
J: oh no, there's no way I'm telling your Fatass what they're up to.
Messi: And there's no way you should be allowed to stalk them.
J: It's a 3 drone group chat, it's not like can just not see it.
Messi: Yes you can it's called ignoring them.
Mbappe: look how beautiful the trees are.
J: Ehh I can take it or leave it.
Trump: I'm sure most fans can say the same about you.
All 3 Cars: Shit.
All 3 Cars pull over as Officer Orton gets out of the car.
All 3 presidents get out of the car to talk to The cop.
Randy: Any idea why I pulled you over?
Trump: Because you wanted to get a closer look at The Greatest car in history, Approved by The Big D Trump?
Randy: Not even close, You guys were going 10 over the speed limit. Well, except Obama, he went 3 over.
Obama: Then why pull Me over?
Randy: Well you three are always together so why not?
Bush: We're just going to the movies.
Randy: What movie?
Trump: Well if you wanna check it out with us you can, you'll have to take your own car since Ours is literally stuffed now. Especially with my Sleek physique of a Greek god.
Obama: Donald you do not have the "Sleek physique" of a Greek god.
Trump: you're right Obama, Greek gods wish they were me.
V: No, Greek Gods Wish they were N.
Trump: Jesus Christ Do you have to keep Kissing his ass every day?
V: It's called being a Best friend Donald, learn it.
Bush: Are we free to go?
Randy: Sure.
The Three Cars then finish their Rides to The Theater.
J: So Donald, What exactly are we going to be watching.
N: I'm excited either way.
Trump: Well, Take a look at the screen in 3... 2... 1...
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A Long Awaited Adventure....
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