The Attack
We See Bush walking into the Ruins. He received Word From The Rest of the Giga-Chad council, saying they found something unbelievably incredible.
Bush Continues walking into the Ruins until he Meets Up with Silence.
Bush: Hey Silence. Where are the others?
Silence points to The East building.
Bush: Thank you.
He Goes To the East building, with Silence following him.
Bush: I'm here.
FEGC: Glad to see you're here George. Come! Come! Come see what we got.
Bush walks closer until he's standing next to God Z.
FEGC: Behold!!
Bush's Eyes Burst out of his head when he sees the Item in Question.
Bush: Woah!
Zeke: FEGC, Do you have Any idea what that is?
FEGC: How can I not? This is The Orb of Power!
God Z: We Found it in some doofus' Closet.
Bush: Yeah, and you should've kept it there, you know how dangerous that is?
God Z: Oh don't be a Pussy, we're not gonna use it.
Bush: Oh come on, Silence Back me up here.
Silence points to Bush and gives a thumbs up, Then she points to the others and gives a thumbs down.
Zeke: actually I'm with Bush in this one. I know what it's like to have that kind of power and it's not something you should be playing with.
God Z: Where's That Jumpy Robo-Puppy? Maybe he could help settle this?
Bush: N's back on Copper-9, and I guarantee he'd be with me on this.
Silence notices A strange Yellow glow Surrounding the Orb of Power.
Silence points to the glow, grabbing everyone's attention.
Bush: What is that?
The Yellow glow Explodes, blinding Everyone until the light fades away.
When Everyone settles, they see The very Being Responsible.
God Z: ..... Who?
Bush: You Dumbass That's Matt the Mii.
Zeke: Well What's he Doing here?
Matt Forms Lightning into his hands.
Bush: I think we're about to find out, GET DOWN!
The Giga-Chad council ducks in cover as Matt shoots the lightning.
Matt: Fools.
He Grabs the Orb of Power and Takes off.
Bush and the others get up and see the Orb of Power is gone.
Bush: I told you guys you should've left it at that Guy's closet.
God Z: Well now we have to get that back. Who the hell was that guy?
Zeke: That was Matt the Mii. Long story short, He's a Fucking GOD.
Bush: Really? We're not gonna discuss backstories or anything?
Zeke: This chapter is already Long enough as it is, and we haven't even gotten to the rest of the plot.
God Z: Bush, Finding Matt is our priority, I recommend you gather your friends.
Bush nods and leaves to go gather the gang.
Meanwhile....
Reporter: Last Night, It was Made official That Former President Donald Trump has been Re-Elected As the 47th President. He will be Reclaiming office Next Year in January.
Trump and his supporters are celebrating in the middle of D.C. after such a crazy night.
(A/N: I actually watched the live results, He was at 266 for 3-4 fuckin hours until finally he hit 277 or something at 4am)
Trump was continuing his Celebration when he Suddenly noticed Something in the distance.
It was Trump's good Friend, Obama. Obama was talking on the phone with someone. Trump could see that Obama had a very disappointed look on his face.
Trump: Ladies and Gentlemen, excuse me for a second.
He Walks over To Obama, who hangs up from his call.
Trump: Hey Barack, You okay Man?
Obama: Oh, yeah. Congratulations Donald, you are now officially the 47th President of the United states.
Trump: That had to be the Saddest Sounding Congratulations I've ever heard. Do you miss being president?
Obama: Well of course I do, but I'm happy for you man.
Trump: you don't sound like it, what's going on Obama?
Obama: ......... Goodnight Donald.
Obama just walks away, Leaving the Victorious President confused.
Trump: Make sure to Follow MrAmbrose1 and Citizen_Soldier16 or I will build a Fucking wall around your house as well, Thanks.
(Oh yeah, Trump's Shoutouts are back at the end of every chapter)
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