Trump's House...

Trump: Hey J is Breakfast almost done?

J: Yes it is Trump.

Trump: Great. Ya know, With My diet no longer consisting 7 McDonald's Trips a Day, I might add 10 years to my life.

J: Wait, What? You're not eating McDonald's 24/7 Anymore?

Trump: No, I just do 6 Trips a Day now.

J: Ugh. And to think I actually had some hope for you.

Obama shoes up into the Room.

Obama: Donald it's 7:30, We gotta meet George soon, why didn't you wake me?

Trump: Chill out Barack, Sit Down and have a Plate of Pancakes.

Obama: No, We don't have time for Pancakes.

Trump: J can you give Barack a plate of Pancakes?

J: Sure, here you go Mr. President.

She puts a plate on the counter.

Trump: Thank you J, now Barack Take the Plate.

Obama: Donald I told you, we don't have time.

Trump: Just take the Plate.

Obama: I don't want the plate.

Trump: Take the fucking plate Barack and sit your ass Down.

Obama: Fine. But what am I supposed to tell George?

Trump: He already showed up earlier this morning.

Obama: And you Still didn't wake me?

Trump: Well N was supposed to but he's missing. Is That his fault? Huh? You ungrateful Fuck.

J: Anyway, Bush Sent Mbappe and his Trio to Track Down any Activity since Matt Attacked.

Obama: So Matt's a Giga-Chad?

Trump: Wrong. Quite the Opposite actually.

Obama: What do you mean?

J: It Turns out That Even Though Matt has God Given Abilities, He is not a Giga-Chad, And now he's all pissy about it and stole the Orb of Power to take down the Multiverse.

V comes downstairs and she's an Absolute Mess (not a pun). Her LED eyes had massive Bags under them, Her Hair was all messy, She Was Wearing a Sans Coat instead of Her normal Jacket, And she had One of N's Hats in her hands.

Obama: Jesus Christ What the hell happened to you?

J: Haven't you read The Massacre Arc, She's Always like this Whenever N's In Danger.

Obama: Okay then what's with The Sans Jacket?

V: Oh ya Know, Some Asshole used mine as Toilet paper *Looks at Trump*

Trump: Common L for V.

Obama: Donald what the hell man.

Meanwhile with Mbappe's Crew...

Haaland: Okay, Would You Rather Spend 50k on a useless animation that will ruin your life, or Fuck a Moose for 6¢.

Davies: 6¢ Fucking the moose. I ain't wasting 50k on that shit.

(A/N: If you know, You know. If you don't, I'm not explaining that to you.)

Mbappe: Hey...

He looks down and sees a Few cans of Monster on the ground.

Davies: Mbappe someone just littered there, Leave it alone.

Mbappe: No.... This is Different. I've heard rumors of a Man who gains powers with Monster.

Haaland: Who could that possibly be?

They hear some noise in a house nearby.

Mbappe: Let's go check it out, maybe that's the guy.

Haaland: It sounds like they're Fighting, not Fucking.

Mbappe: That's the point, Let's Move!

End of Chapter

Trump: Make sure to Follow UCS754 or I will build a Fucking wall around your house as well, Thanks.