Familiar Rivals
Matt's Base...
The Entire group was Teleported there, thanks to Obama Using The Orb of Travel.
Trump: Okay Barry, Where is he?
Obama: Why the hell would I know? I never met the guy.
Trump: Sure you haven't. I know Michelle has since she's looking for a Real man.
Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Obama: You Fucking!!!
V: Fight! Fight! Fight!
N: ENOUGH!!!
Everyone looks at N with Unbelievably shocked looks.
N: Fighting is Not Going to help us Find Matt or Save our Universe! You two, Stop Arguing, Shake your hands and WORK TOGETHER ALREADY!!!
Everyone is frozen from shock until Trump and Obama Shook hands.
Ronaldo: About time N grew a Set of Balls.
V Immediately Punches Ronaldo for that, Which, Given that she's a robot, was pretty Fucking hard.
(A/N: I was seriously gonna make J say that, but I figured she learned her lesson from the Massacre Arc.... or DID she?)
Bush: Okay, Let's just get moving.
They turn around, only to see Kamala Right Fucking there.
Yes I am Swearing During my Fucking Narrations, Don't Fucking ask Why.
Kamala: Look who's back.
Trump: Kamala you Fuckin Bitch, take us to Matt before I feed you to "Yandere without a lover" over here.
V: of all the names you could've given me, That?
Trump: I mean to be fair-
Kamala: Enough!! Actually, Matt wanted me to come here to greet you. Welcome to his base.
N: Looks Cool and menacing, now take us to him already.
Kamala: And.... There's someone else who wanted to say hi.
Trump: Who could you possibly mean by th-
A Super Gigantic laser blast shoots at our Group.
When the Dust Settles, Out Emerges the One man that Shook them all.
Trump: Sleepy Joe?
Kamala: Technically yes, This is his Alter Ego, Dark Brandon!!
(A/N: I did not make that up in case you were wondering. He Actually Did something like that)
Trump: Well what the hell is he doing here?!
Dark Brandon: I've come to end your Second term before it even begins!
Trump: Everyone, Get going!
Obama: What about you?
Trump: This is my Fight Barry!
Dark Brandon: Bring it you Fat Fuck!
Trump Charges towards Dark Brandon, But One tiny Tap from Dark Brandon's Finger was enough to Launch Trump to the wall.
Trump: AHH Fuck! I see that Dementia Ridden Skeleton finally honed his Giga-Chad Abilities.
Dark Brandon Runs over to Trump and starts beating the shit out of him, using his Dark Energy to Sap some energy away from Trump.
Trump: God Dammit Sleepy Joe! What the hell did you do to yourself?
Dark Brandon: You mere Mortals are no match for me!
Dark Brandon uses his Dark Magic to Shoot Massive Blasts at Trump.
Trump: I'm starting to like the old you better.... Wait.... That's it!!
Dark Brandon: What's it?
Trump reaches into his Pocket and pulls out a bowl of Chocolate Chocolate Chip ice cream.
Trump: Take This You Sleepy Fuck!
He Throws it at Dark Brandon, which hits him in the face, Making him react.
Dark Brandon: No!! I Can't Lose!!! Not This! Noooooooo!!!
All the Dark Magic explodes out of him, Turning him back into Regular Joe Biden.
Trump: Goodie, now that that's done, Let's go find Matt. It was nice seeing you again, you old fuck.
Trump leaves the Fossil to sleep there.
(A/N: I'm pretty sure I just pissed 2 or 3 people off by doing this fight, but here me out. I actually think this is the best way to end Biden's Run since Trump will take over next month. And it was also a pretty neat ending to his character Arc I guess. Okay let's move on)
Later on, Trump goes into Matt's Arena to see His friends on the ground, after having their Asses Beat.
Matt has All 5 orbs in his possession after taking the orbs of Travel, Knowledge and Life away from Bush.
Trump: No!!
Matt: Hello there Mr. President... As you can see, your friends are a little.... Tired out. I guess I could be nice and save you for last.
Trump: Bring it on you fuckin NPC!
Matt uses the orbs and absorbs their power (Gif Below)
Trump: What the hell is That?
Matt: I... Am....
Modur Matt: YOU'RE FINISHED TRUMP!!!
Trump: Not Yet!
End of Chapter
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