Battle of The Ns
Trump's House...
Trump was eating some breakfast, Which for the first time in years, Wasn't A Giant tray of a big breakfast.
He hears the door open, Revealing Mbappe.
Mbappe: Hey Donny, Bushy Boy is calling f-
He sees Trump just eating a Random piece of Toast.
Mbappe: Uhhh Don? You okay?
Trump: ..... Yeah.
Mbappe: No you're not. You just got Reelected President the other day and you're just eating a Random piece of Toast?
Trump: As Happy as I am about Becoming President again, I'm a bit Worried about Barack.
Mbappe: Obama? Why? What happened to him?
Trump: He's been acting pretty weird the last few days. We haven't spoken to each other since I got Elected. I tried calling him like, 6 times but nothing.
Mbappe: I'm sorry to hear that Donny.
Trump: Anyway, What did George Want?
Mbappe: He needs us to meet up with him. Now.
Trump: Okay. What about the others?
Mbappe: They're on their way there.
Trump: Then we should get Going too.
Giga-Chad Ruins...
Most of The Gang was There. The Drones haven't Arrived as they did Run into a few travel issues.
But Obama Did show up along with the Rest of The Football Players.
Bush: I'll wait until the others get here to start Explaining what's up.
It was Then, Mbappe and Trump finally made it.
Bush: Welcome back Kylian. Congratulations on winning the Election Donald.
Trump: Thank you George. What the Fuck Barack, why haven't you been picking up the phone?
Obama: I was on a date with Michelle.
Trump: Bullshit! I would've believed that after 1 Day, It's been Almost a Damn Week.
Bush: What's going on?
Trump: This Mother Fucker is acting awfully Suspicious, I know it!
Obama and Trump have a Stare down, but is interrupted by The sounds of Jets.
Bush: Looks like the drones are here.
Unfortunately Bush was only 2/3rds Right, As V and J land on the Ground.
It did not take long for people to see The Unbearably Stressed look on V's Face.
Trump: Where is That oversized Gummy bear?
BAM!!!
V grabs Trump and slams him on the wall.
V: HE'S GONE!! I LOST HIM AGAIN!! I BROKE MY PROMISE TO PROT-
J pulls V off of Trump.
J: We'll find That Overhappy man child.
Bush: N's Missing? What happened?
V: He was sucked into a random portal to God Knows where and I want him back!
Bush goes To a Very Worried V.
Bush: We'll find him, we'll be searching through recent portal Activity. But First, We Need To discuss why I called you here.
Bush Stands By God Z who gives him The Sharpie.
Trump: Oh come on we already did a fuckin Arc about that God Damn thing.
Bush: This isn't about the Sharpie. Do Any of you know Matt The Mii?
V/J: Who?
Maguire: I do.
Obama: I heard about him.
Bush: Well, he just stole A Very Sacred Artifact from us, after we told God Z and the others to PUT IT BACK!
God Z: oh come on what were the odds of that?
Bush: 99/100
Obama: What's this Artifact anyway?
Bush: It's called The Orb of Power. In the Wrong Hands, Which it unfortunately is, Then We're in Danger.
Trump: Where'd you guys find it?
God Z: In some Dope's Closet.
Obama: Are you seriously telling me someone had a weapon of unspeakable power in their closet?
Silence Facepalms at the situation. Just watch, she might become the MVP of the second series coming so-
OH SHIT THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ANNOUNCED YET..... Ah fuck it. Coming out in January.
Meanwhile...
N is Actually seen Walking Around Copper-9 with Uzi.... Or is he?
N: I'm telling you Uzi, I was sucked into a Portal and now I'm here!
Uzi: No wonder V Ignores your existence, That's Absolutely Ridiculous N. We literally just met A couple hours ago.
N: A few hou- Uzi, We've known each other for Almost a year. We defeated Cyn and discovered your solver Powers!
Uzi: My What?
It turns out N was transported back in time After Episode 1 but before episode 2 of Murder Drones.
Before the Two of them to get to the Landing pod to meet With V, another Portal Appears, and they Both get sucked in.
They Appear in the Same spot they were before.
N: See what I.... Mean?
The Entire Area was now COVERED in drone parts and oil and Shattered Disassembly Cores.
Uzi: This place was perfectly clean a couple seconds ago!
???: MAYBE YOUR WORLD!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Uzi and N look up and they See a completely Different Version of N.
N-Sanity!!
N: W-W-Who are you?
N-Sanity: I'M YOU SILLY!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
N and Uzi Stare wide-eyed at the much more Menacing Version of N.
Uzi: Geez, What happened to you?
N-Sanity: YOU HAPPENED TO ME UZI!!! I did Absolutely EVERYTHING to Bring you Back!! I Killed EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WORKER!! MY OWN CREWMATES AND AFTER ALL THAT, YOU STILL KILLED ME!!
Uzi and N look at each other with Freaked out looks.
N-Sanity: And now... IT'S TIME TO KILL YOU!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
N-Sanity Slammed onto the floor and immediately starts Scratching and Clawing and shooting and Blasting Uzi and N.
Uzi and N were able to fight back somewhat, but because of the Fact that N-Sanity Was... Well... Insane, it was pretty difficult to fight at all.
Soon Another portal opens by them.
Uzi: Let's Go!
Uzi and N both Travel into the portal, but N-Sanity was still catching up.
Uzi: Where are we now?
???: Well Well Well, If it isn't the Emo bitch that Left me to die.
AbandoNed!
Uzi: Another one?
N: I'm not liking any of these other Mes.
AbandoNed: You shouldn't be Trusting That No good BITCH!! She left me behind after that Miku looking Bitch Put a virus on me!!
N: Well I do!
N-Sanity: So She Hates you in this universe Too huh? I could use some help Killing them both!
AbandoNed: My Pleasure!
Both Alternate Ns Start Fighting against The Original Drones.
Uzi Started doing those Super Cool Anime Moves She Learned to Take Down AbandoNed, but N-Sanity Grabs Uzi and Slams her around Multiple times.
But Before N-Sanity could Finish Uzi off, Another portal opens up, but instead of anyone going in, someone else came out.
N-Raged!
N-Raged: Put Her Down!
N-Sanity Just Laughs but is Immediately Tackled by N-Raged, who beats the everliving shit out of him.
N-Raged: I said PUT HER DOWN!!!!
Uzi lands safely, But Is confronted by AbandoNed.
N-Raged Immediately Charges After AbandoNed and Disassembles him into pieces. Of course AbandoNed kept regenerating, which just Gave N-Raged more excuses to Do it all over again.
Uzi: I like this guy.
N-Raged: I AM NOT LETTING HER DIE AGAIN!!!
He Unleashes All his Rage On AbandoNed Before N-Sanity gets up.
N-Sanity: Oh I remember that...
N-Raged Immediately looked at N-Sanity.
N-Raged: Excuse Me?!?
N-Sanity: You should've seen the look on her face as I Took my Vengeance and Ripped out her core! Hilarious!! Hahahaha!!!
N-Raged Grabs N-Sanity's Head and SLAMS it on the Rocky Ground and Bashing his head in blind Rage, Not Caring if anyone saw anything or not.
N-Raged was Furious and he was gonna make N-Sanity Pay as oil starts Gushing From N-Sanity's Head.
N-Raged has had enough and Kills N-Sanity.
The Real N is Shaking in Fear as he sees N-Raged turn to AbandoNed.
N-Raged: Your Turn Bitch!
A portal Opens up, Sucking N-Raged back inside.
Uzi: Who is making These Portals?!
AbandoNed Shoots N with a Knock out chip.
AbandoNed: Poor N is about to Find out.
He Grabs N and Leaves in Another portal.
Uzi: No!!
End of Chapter
Trump: Make Sure to Follow AprilJackson18 and Evan507 or I will build a Fucking wall around your house as well, Thanks.
Also Thanks to Evan507 for the Idea of The Multiversal N Fight.
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