Episode 5: The Warden
Back Yard....
Bush was taking a nice nature walk, When he comes across Silence, who's Just standing menacingly at the gate.
Bush: Hey Silence, What's up?
Silence puts her thumb up.
Bush: Great. Hey have you seen N?
Silence Points North, Then Down.
Bush: By any chance did he discover a cave of some sort?
Narrator: No fucking WAY you got that information from simple pointing.
Silence nods.
Bush: Huh... Well, I'm sure he'll be fine, He's a Disassembly Drone and a Giga-Chad.
Silence's Eyes glow brighter Green.
Bush: You okay?
Silence nods.
In a Cave....
N was indeed there, Walking curiously.
N: Hmmm... I wonder what super cool mysteries hide in this cave.
He continues walking along in the cave.
N: Hmmm
He then hears some creepy sounds.
N: Ah! What was that? Why didn't JcJenson program a flashlight onto me?
He hears booming sounds Walking towards him. He turns around and sees.
A Warden!
N: ....... Hi 😊.
The Warden grabs N and Throws him around.
N: nice Hand 😊, Maybe we could be Friends?
Warden: .......
White House....
Trump: Leave it to N to make Friends with a Fucking Warden.
Bush: N what the Hell were you thinking man?
N: What? He's awesome.
Messi: N, It's a Fucking Warden.
Mr. Warden: You can call me "Mr. Warden"
Trump: It Fucking Talks?!
N: HE talks, Donald.
Haaland: It doesn't matter, he needs to leave.
N: But he's my friend.
Obama: Broski, sometimes Your friends are the real opps, for real, for real.
Everyone looks at Obama like he just lost his mind.
Silence: .............
Bush: Look N, I know you mean well, but that thing is a monster.
BOOM!!!
A Ghast blows a fireball into the wall and squeals.
Trump: What the fuck is that?!
Mr. Warden: A Ghast. I got this....
He walks over to the Ghast and kills it instantly.
N: That was Amazing! Can we keep him?
Trump: Mr. Warden, you are officially the head of security.
Obama: *Playing on his phone* Nooo my Husb- I mean Micha- I mean Michelle's dead Fuck! I shall find the imposter.
Bush: we already did that episode.
Episode Question: Do you speedrun Minecraft?
My Answer: No.
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