Ronaldo: Messi, How on earth did we get this giant guitar?

Messi: Not sure. It just kinda Spawned here the other day.

Ronaldo: Should we play it a bit?

Messi: I mean, It's here, ain't it?

The two played The gigantic guitar and were able to play some sick Beats.

Ronaldo: Wow, We sound nice 👍

Messi: Yeah, we're bitchin'. So what else should we do?

???: I know something.

Messi: What The Hell are you doing in the Grill?

Maguire: Totally NOT playing Tennis.

Ronaldo: Okay so what's your idea, Genius?

Maguire: You guys could go Fishing.

Messi: ...... I mean, I think there's a lake nearby.

Ronaldo: Yeah, And The last thing I need is another News Report that Says "15 Quintillion Dead by One Robot".

Messi: Well I guess let's grab some rods and go out.

The Lake...

Ronaldo and Messi are now on a boat and fishing.

Messi: Uhhh Ronaldo, Should we be worried about that storm cloud.

Ronaldo: you're just saying that because you haven't caught anything.

Messi: Neither have you, seriously though we should probably head back.

Ronaldo: Come on Messi, just 5 more minutes, then we'll head back.

Messi: Okay....

Both: AHHHH!!!

The storm clouds caught up to them and their boat was rocking.

Messi: I told you we should've Went back!

A gigantic Wave crashes the Two.

The Next Morning...

Ronaldo and Messi wake up on a Random island.

Messi: Look where You brought us Asshole!

Ronaldo: Good morning to you too. And hey, This isn't so bad. Maybe we could invite some bitches over here.

Messi: Invite some bitches? We don't even know where the hell we are, How are we supposed to invite ANYONE here?

Ronaldo realizes what that meant For him and just starts running towards the water to try to swim back home, but because of plot, it doesn't work.

Ronaldo: Fuck Plot! I'm Swimmin'

The Water morphed into a giant Fist and Punched Ronaldo onto the shore.

Messi: We can try Building a shelter for the night.

Ronaldo: Montage Time?

Messi: Yes!

The Two work for hours and hours around the island to build the perfect shelter.

Messi: Ronaldo?

Ronaldo: Yes Messi?

Messi: How are EITHER of us supposed to fit in this thing?

Ronaldo: Shit.

Messi: Honestly I think I'd rather Join Maguire by playing tennis in the Grill.

Ronaldo: Okay jackass.

Suddenly, Messi was able to gather some tools and start mining.

Ronaldo: We're seriously Gonna parody Minecraft?

Messi: We Live In the White house, we're friends With 3 Murderous Robots, we Stopped a Mii from gaining ultimate power, And We've Been IN the Minecraft world. It doesn't get much weirder from there.

Ronaldo: Fair enough I suppose, So what are you gathering.

Messi: Enough tools to make ourselves a Makeshift Beacon. We don't have any tools to make a real one so we have to improvise.

Ronaldo: And that'll do what exactly?

Messi: It'll call for help. With any luck, Trump will send a helicopter or N to save us.

Ronaldo: Why didn't you just bring your phone?

Messi: Why didn't YOU?

Ronaldo: Fair point.

The duo build the beacon by stacking multiple dirt blocks together and Put a torch on top.

Messi: And now we wait.

All of a sudden, Trump crashed into the island with his private Jet.

Trump: Get in here you Goons?

The two hop in the Jet and head back to the Whitehouse.

Ronaldo: And now that that's over, I'm gonna get Ready to School you on the field once Again Messi!

Messi: Sure buddy Sure

Episode Question: If you were trapped on an island, What would you Do?

My Answer: Try to Survive as much as I can.