My first HP Drabble!

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It was just a normal introductory dinner at Hogwarts...

"Student safety is my top priority- yes?" Dumbledore answered to a third-year Hufflepuff boy.

"Sir, then why do you keep hiring dangerous and unstable professors?"

"That's a matter of circumstance. As I was saying-"

"What's the wifi password?" A first-year Slytherin girl asked, holding up her iPhone 5.

"Wifi?" It was whispered around the common room by all the wizards who had grown up without, but not by the Muggleborns who loved it.

"Wireless internet? I can't update my Wattpad without it..." The girl said dramatically. Dumbledore sighed.

"There should be a network for each common room. Universal password is hogwartsYGBR." Quickly phones were whipped out and connected to the common room routers faster than you can say Luminous. A Ravenclaw squealed when she saw her fanfiction updates while a Hufflepuff guy played dating sims on his.

"Sweet, this way I'm not using up my data," a Gryfindor cried. A Slytherin nodded.

"Mum said I'd have to rake the leaves without magic if I went over my plan," she sighed. The majority of staff and students were most utterly confused.

"What are they talking about," was whispered to everyone.

"Wifi, the greatest invention." Soon phones were showed, fanfics were scrolled through, apps for boredom were played and instantly every student was hooked.

"STUDENTS!" Dumbledore said abruptly. Instantly everyone scrambled to their seats. He grinned. "Thank you. As I was saying..."