So I was semi-dared by Greenninjagal to make a CHC superhero AU. This is going to be done sort of Guardians of the Galaxy style only on Earth? If any of you used to follow my GeniusAction31 account, which I sadly shut down, it's kind of like Superheroes and Sarcasm (is that what I called it?) with Cas, Alyssa, Lee, and Marcus. Let's pray this isn't an insult to all superhero kind. I also got the idea for Percy and Annabeth from Panic At The Disco's Hurricane.

"What are you doing Jackson?!"

Perseus Jackson cursed and slowly spun around, hiding something quite obviously behind his back. Already thinking of an escape plan, he could feel the floor under his feet begin to agitate and shift. The guards that stood across from him, dressed in mock Greek armor decorated with mythical monster designs did not look amused. Well, he was stealing one of their most important treasures for his collection. But still.

Taking the easy escape route, he willed the ground to rumble more, flailing to the exit and dodging spears while screaming, 'Earthquake!'. It worked. Any further and he could get to his truck and get out of there before they called backup. Foot after foot, the ground still lurching behind his chasers, he made his way across the rocky desert terrain. Finally, he reached the battered ocean blue pickup, patting the hood affectionately before climbing in.

"That was a nice escape," A girl commented as Perseus, Percy, grabbed a bottle of water and downed the whole thing. The minute Percy noticed her, he did a spit take on the front window.

"Aw man," he muttered, waving his hand over the mess. Within minutes, the water seeped through the glass of the window, onto the other side, and rolled down and off the hood.

"Quite impressive," the girl commented. Percy took one hand off the steering wheel to turn and look at her. She was pretty, he'd admit it, with curly blonde hair and storm grey eyes. She also looked plainly and absolutely terrifying. "You know that prize could get you stabbed or impaled or some other form of death." Percy sighed, punching a button on the dashboard. Music began to flow through.

'Hey! hey! We are a hurricane, drop our anger in a storm-' The girl turned it off.

"Yeah I know," Percy finally replied, "it's the one of rarest element in the world."

"It can also be highly radioactive if provoked by water."

"Good thing I'm water proof." The girl glared at him with those pretty (terrifying) grey eyes, and crossed her arms.

"Are you always this stubborn?"

"Only on Tuesdays," Percy replied, "now it's my turn to ask questions: who are you and how did you get in my truck."

"My name is Annabeth," she replied, "I'm a lot of places, Percy Jackson." Percy swore and swerved on the road a bit.

"She knows my name," he muttered, "that's really creepy." Annabeth rolled her eyes.

"We have better things to worry about than if you're creeped out." Percy frowned.

"I'm not giving it to you." Annabeth glared at him, looking like smoke should be curling off her.

"This isn't about the element, you kelp-for-brains!" She yelled at him. Percy smirked.

"Kelp-for-brains? That's a new one. I'll have to add that to my list under the mock swearwords." Annabeth slapped the back of his head.

"We'll be working together here and out, so we should probably put away our differences. I still have more allies to recruite. You keep driving to... Wherever. Make sure it's secure!"

"Wait how are you going to get out while the car is moving-" Before he could say anything else, she disappeared in her seat. "Oh, of course, she teleports." Percy rolled his eyes and turned his music back on.
~~~~~~~~JPL~~~~~~~~~

"Are we there yet?" Jason and Piper turned to glare at their climbing companion, a short scrawny boy that was the only one not wearing a jacket.

"No Leo! We've told you that five times in the last ten minutes," Jason glared. Piper put a hand on his arm in a calming fashion. Jason sighed, running a hand through his blonde hair, which stuck up with static electricity. Since they'd gotten lost in the woods, their rations growing lower, he'd been hard on himself and his other two friends.

"Let's camp here for the night," Piper decided. Suddenly, the ground gave a lurch. Jason yelled something before getting thrown to the ground by the rumbling in the ground. His jaw hit a sharp rock, causing blood to start flowing over his face and neck.

"Holy hot vegetarian tacos!" Leo yelled, cracking an inside joke, "earthquake!" Then, the rumbling stopped, just all of a sudden. "That was a lame earthquake." It was Piper's turn to glare at him as she helped Jason up, taking out the last of the gauze to patch up the cut.

"It'll heal, but probably scar," she shrugged. Noticing he was looking a bit nervous and worse for wear, she bit her lip. Finally, she put persuasion behind her words, activating her siren speak. "It'll be okay." The words seemed to sink into Jason, and he visible relaxed.

"Shall I start a fire?" Leo asked mischeviously. He grabbed the few sticks they'd been using for a campfire out of his bag, setting them in a triangle shape on the ground. Then, he lightly touched one of the logs. In an instant, the entire system caught fire, making a medium sized tepee shaped inferno, with Leo in the middle laughing like a maniac.

"You look psychopathic," Piper sighed. "Get out of there." Leo sighed dramatically and stepped out of the fire, not a scratch on him.

"You're no fun."

Then a blonde girl landed on top of him. Scrambling, she quickly regained her composure, she looked around at the three, the campsite. They all just started at each other for a few moments, as Jason's nervous breaze picked up into heavy wind.

"So..." the blonde girl started, "I know this is going to sound crazy, but you need to come with me. Your lives depend it." She held out her two hands to the group. Of course, none made a move to grab them.

"Um, listen lady, we have to get going so..." As Leo began to walk away, Annabeth teleported in front of him.

"I am deadly serious, you need to come with me. I'll teleport to my... coleagues car. Your powers, they aren't as common as you think. Do not make me take you by force."

"I think that's counted as kidnapping." Annabeth shot Piper a desperate look like, 'help me please'. Piper rolled her eyes.

"As long as this isn't a trap," she muttered, then poured on her siren speak. "Come on guys, we're going with her." Piper grabbed Jason's hand, and grabbed Annabeth's right hand, while Leo grabbed her left. Instantly, they vanished, only to reapear again in the back of Percy's pick up truck.

"Percy, fill them in please. Thanks!" Before Percy could get a word in edgewise, Annabeth dissapeared again.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~FH~~~~~~~~~

On a sweet, tranquil forest path, a couple were walking hand in hand. No birds or bugs or wild animals bothered them. It was just a sweet little path. Until a girl with grey eyes and curly blonde hair appeared in the path, almost causing the couple to run into her.

"What the-" One muttered, a Chinese kid that looked like he could be a wrestler. The other, a dianty girl with cinnamon curls, just seemed frazeled.

"Sorry, no time to explain!" the girl said quickly, grabbing the couples' hands and dissapeared again. All six were croweded in the back of the truck, as Percy finished what he was saying to the first group.

"So yeah, I'm just confused as you are- Oh come on Annie! You're not going to make me repeat it." Annabeth glared at him, then did a quick headcount.

"Leo Valdez, Piper McLean, Jason Grace, Frank Zhang, Hazel Levesque, me, you. All seven, not to mention my other department."

"Other department?"

"That'll be explained at another time." Percy rolled his eyes, pulling into the enterance of a black cave as the car bumped and jumped as they rolled down a steep decline.

"I'm going to die," Hazel muttered, puking over the side as Frank held her hand. "Maybe..." She held out her hand to the tire, and the metal isntantly froze in it's place, stopping the car. Slowly, she let the metal of the tire continue down the path. Suddenly, it hit a bump and Hazel fell back, breaking her control over the tires. The car pitched foward, speeding down the last of the enterance before the bottom was visible.

Of course, the truck was thrown into pandemonium. People were holding each other, trying not to be sick, trying to get Leo unstuck from their leg, and generally praying for their lives. Just when it seemed like they were about to die in that blue tin can, Jason summoned a giant air pillow to sheild them, causing the car to simply roll to a stop without anyone injured or hurt.

"We," Annabeth decided, sucking in a deep breath, "are never letting Percy drive again. I do not know how you've survived like this." Percy shrugged, but when thoughts about prevoking his driving license was brought up, he hugged the steering wheel to himself, and began petting it like a weirdo.

"Mine," he said grudgingly. Jason held his hands up in the air and back out of the vehicle. Literally backed out, he went right through the metal material. Leo tried to do the same and ended up tripping himself, and Piper helped him out. Hazel climbed out with Frank's helping hand, and Annabeth teleported outside just as Percy climbed out, scaring him. He led them inside the rest of the cave, fully decked out in furniture and seemed to even have electricity.

"Everyone get in a circle," Annabeth ordered. Slightly questioning the demand, everyone made a loose circle on the blue rug. "Now, before we all freak out, let's go around. Show we're all the same. We're all freaks with powers and we need to know that."

A chorus of 'no way' 'I'm not interested in show and tell' and 'what is this, kindergarden?' echoed around the room.

"Do it," Annabeth threatened, "or I teleport the car in the entrance so you can't get out... Slowly slowly running out of oxygen till your diaphragm caves in. Got it?" Needless to say, everyone quieted down.

"I'll go first," Percy offered, raising a hand. Annabeth nodded approvingly. "So, um, I'm Percy Jackson. I can manipulate water and most liquids and make the earth shake. I've exploded a volcano before, which got me on the run."

"I'm Annabeth Chase," Annabeth quickly jumped in, "I'm a teleported and can turn invisible. Currently, I was recruited when I was little to a circuit of mutants to help the world." Percy noticed the tears brimming her eyes as she talked. "Only one of my former partners is alive and in a different circuit than I am."

"I'm Jason Grace. I can control storms, wind, and electricity. Knocked out the power grid in our city. It raised too much suspicion so Piper, Leo, and I ran away with the help of another mutant named Gleeson Hedge."

"I'm Piper McLean. I can control people with my voice and glamour myself. I ran with Jason." Piper looked at the floor as she spoke. Leo, before anyone else could speak, excitedly jumped in.

"I'm LEO Valdez, bad boy supreme, mr. Hot stuff and-"

"Shut up Leo."

"Hmph. Anyways, I'm basically like a human bonfire." To emphasis his point, a small flame burst into life on the end of his nose. "I..." His voice faltered, not wanting to talk about why he was on the run.

"My name's Hazel Levesque," Hazel jumped in, saving Leo from having to say anything. "I can control precious metals, gems, and create illusions. Frank and I... well we were saved from this lady named Gaea that tried to kill me and my mother by my brother Nico. Nico said he was in a mutant circuit too... helping out. He said he quit."

"He turned rouge on us," Annabeth responded, her voice hard. "His other sister, Bianca was in the same division as my friend Thalia. She told me about it. Bianca died and Nico blamed us." Hazel looked at the ground apologetically. Frank put a protective arm around her and glared at Annabeth, daring her to say something else to make Hazel feel bad.

"So, I'm Frank Zhang and I'm a shape-shifter. Ran with Hazel. After Di Angelo saved our lives."

"See, wasn't that a little better?" Annabeth asked. She was greeted back with silence. "Look, either we band together and stop people like Geae and Kronos from hurting the world or we stay in the dark, miserable until our final days. And our final days will come soon if we don't stop them."

"They're SUPERvillains!" Percy exclaimed.

"And we're just a bunch of freaks," Leo added.

"So, they'll never expect us to come at them and stop them! It's the perfect suprise!"

"We'll be killed quickly, so it will be a really SHORT suprise!" Annabeth glared at Percy.

"Are you always this irritating?"

"Only on Tuesdays."

"This is the time to seize the day guys," Annabeth said, "come on, all for one and one for all?" No one responded. Annabeth sighed. "I didn't want to resort to this, but there is money involved." Suddenly the group perked up, and it didn't seem like such a bad idea.

And that, my friends, was how the Olympus Force was formed.

If only they knew what troubles would arise...