(basically Incorrect Quotes) (No specific ships in this chapter)

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*Logan and Remus are making out in the hallway*

Patton: *walks in* Logan I told you to shut him up!

Logan: *pulls away* I did, and I have a tactic for how to get him to stop in the future *goes back to kissing Remus*

Patton: *sighs and walks out* at least he has a plan

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Roman: *standing on the table* Bow to me peasants!

Logan: *rolls his eyes*

Virgil: Bitch your the peasant

Patton: Kiddos be nice!

Deceit: Roman this is the third time this week

Remus: If I'm peasant your a peasant too, brother!

Roman: *offended Princey noises*

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Patton: *walking into a room*

Virgil: *face down on the floor*

Patton: Kiddo, what happened?

Virgil: Logan smiled for once and I'm questioning if we make him happy or not

Patton: *slowly joins him on the floor*

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Logan: *storming into the room* WHO STOLE ME CROFTER'S?

Deceit: *walking in with a bag of Crofter's* That doesn't matter now, ok? I got you some more

Roman: *whispering to Deceit* Thank you for saving me

Deceit: *whispering to Roman* It's fine, I just don't want him to be angry all day

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Remy: *calling Patton* Uh- hey can you ask Emile which Disney POP! Figures he doesn't have, I forgot and I'm at Hot Topic and we always get something for each other

Patton: There's an Amethyst POP! that glows in the dark that he doesn't have

(And that does exist, I have one in my room)

Remy: They have one! Thank you for telling me! I just couldn't remember! *Hangs up*

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Virgil: *to Patton* Hey dad look! It's the good kush!

Patton: ???

Logan: This is the dollar store, how good could it be?

Virgil: *wheezes*

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(I did actual research for this one)

Roman: Uh- Deceit has a weird way of showing his love

Patton: Um why?

Roman: Watch, Hey Dee? I love you!

Deceit:*walks over to Roman and sits next to him, lightly leaning on him*

Patton: ???

Logan and Remus in unison: Dee shows his affection as a snake does, that means he isn't really affectionate, and he'll hang around you more to show his love

(Can you tell I like BFF Intruloceit?)

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Patton: *annoyed* Why does everyone think I'm dating Roman?!

Roman: Not only Me, they think you're dating either Logan or Remus too

Patton: Is this because of the kisses on the cheek

Roman: *nods*

Remus and Logan: please don't stop!

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(Not an Incorrect Quote)

Me: So I have this one shot generator and I put a bunch of random characters in there

Ocean: Go on

Me: So I got a 'You Choose!' for the relationship and got 'Sleep Confession' for the AU

Dahlia: Perfect for a fluffy one shot

Me: I chose Poly (4 people) and three of the people I got were bad guys and then a good hero character

Ocean: And who did you get?

Me: It was Nightmare from Dreamtale, Loki from Marvel, Antisepticeye created by Jacksepticeye, and then the last person was fucking Lance

Ocean: So a bunch of Emos with a cocky flirt?

Dahlia: Ok but, why is that cute?

Me: Like they are all cuddling him and someone glares at him and all three instantly give them a glare so deadly that it'll almost kill them

Ocean: And anyone who hurts the Emos, Lance will instantly find their location and shoot them in the head, or at least that'll be the rumours

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Any of the other sides: *some backwards ass logic statement*

Logan: I'm going to have to put on my fucking Double seeing glasses because I can't even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you

Remus: *wheezing in the background*

Virgil: *laughing* Is that from Jacksepticeye????

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Virgil: Guys I regret showing Logan Vines and memes

Roman: Explain?

Remus: He fucking talks in his sleep and started saying the whole Fitness Gram Pacer test thing and even fucking beeped

Virgil: While the three of us where having a sleepover

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Roman: *sleeping peacefully*

Logan: (is sleepwalking) *stands over Roman* Anakin, I have the high ground!!!!

Roman: *screams* *falls off bed*

Logan: *leans in closer to Roman* You didn't take your Spanish lessons today, You better catch up bitch

(Logan then leaves, not remembering a thing in the morning)

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Me: Patton's 'what' moment has the same energy as Remus' 'what' moment

Ocean: What the fwuh?

Me: *bursts into laughter*

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Remus: Slenderman's gonna sniff ya panties

Virgil: That is the nicest and creepiest thing someone has said to me

Roman: *confused as hell*

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Deceit: Ok do you guys remember Thomas's old elementary schools?

Logan: Yeah?

Remus: Do you guys remember the Bloody Mary tree?

Virgil: Or our best friend who threw dirt in our eyes?

Patton: Didn't in a different school Thomas's legs got pulled and he fell on the ground?

Deceit: Do you ever think about what they are doing now?

Roman: Do you guys remember when our cousin made us choose between her and her friend?

Thomas: I remember none of this what the fuck?

(Btw, the things the sides said have all happened to me, and none of these things canonly to Thomas)

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Me: We have a new member! Please welcome Jade!

*A (input height) girl walks in, part neko and part winged human hybrid, her wings are light purple, green and blue at the base but they darken further out, she has on comfy clothes and looks about 11 years old*

Dahlia: Don't.

Me: *slowly puts arm around Jade*

Dahlia: Stop it.

Me: This is my child now, she isn't very trusting, normally quiet but would die for her friends and can be very mean. She is very kind and caring once you do become her friend and she is very worried for her age.

Dahlia: She literally is a mini you

Me: Exactly! That's why they are my child now, and you know the rules right?

Jade: *nods*

Me: Go run along with the other Hosts, Ocean! Can you show her around?

Ocean: Ok, follow me! *Walks off*

Jade: *follows Ocean*

Me: Well, that's it! Join us next time!

Dahlia: Peace OUT!