This is basically Dahlia quoting videos, vines and tik toks
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Dahlia, to my sides: I'm here to tel you that you might not be gay, but you *confetti popper* Sure as hell aren't straight

Sofia: Fudge

Dahlia: You just lost toilet paper privileges, have fun getting creative!

Roman: *sobs in the bathroom*

Dahlia: You just lost seatbelt privliges motherfudger

Virgil: *yeets himself out the car*

Dahlia, with a bunch of boys: Hello, Hello. I'm not where I'm supposed to be!

Sofia: (laughs) Hey, I'm lesbian

Dahlia: ???, I thought you were American?

Dahlia: This Ball is long gone! Just like the Ex-Girlfriend who will never return!!!

Logan: (running on 0 hours of sleep) So I'm on my way to work and google maps tells me, Oh your gonna take 25 minutes to get there cuz everyone takes 25 minutes to get there

Logan: Bitch, I am tall, gay and caffeinated. I will see you in ten!

Roman: DEJA VU

Nada: *naruto runs around the backyard*

Roman: I HAVE BEEN TO THIS PLACE BEFORE!

Jozlyn: *intercom voice* Kylie Jenner can you come to the main lobby? We have a surprise for you

Patton: *walks downstairs* Is that a chicken?

Althea: Roses are Red

Nada: Cows live on Farms

Virgil to Roman: We had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms!

Roman: *opens Logan's door* U ugly

Logan: I know

Roman: What? A-Are you o-ok?

Logan: nO,

Roman: oH-

Virgil: I'm depressed *laughs*

***********Later***********

Dahlia: That wa-

(THUMP)

*Logan passed out*

Patton: *carries him to their room*

Dahlia: I'm ti-

(THUD)

Sofia: *carries her to her room*

Jozlyn: Well,

Goodbye My Geeks, Peeps and Non Binary Meeps~!♡♡♡♡♡