DING, DONG! I can hear the bells on Julia and Dustin's wedding day!

We have flower petals and nougat!

This is gon' be lit!

Woohoo!

Let's get started!

So, Julia's lookin' fine in her tissue-paper dress she made herself, and Dustin's hair is all done up by Steve. Julia's hair looks great, too; she did it herself. Her makeup—which she did herself, as well—looks . . . eh.

Okay, so, now Julia's being walked down the aisle by her father Telltale. Aw, look at the way she looks at Dustin! She reaches the altar and he purrs. She giggles. Reverend Lewis starts talking about all that holy matrimony bologna and they start saying their vows. Dustin purrs before he says his—which are all about some crap advice Steve gave him and how it worked on Julia, and then he purrs, and Julia starts singing Hairspray as her vows. Apparently, round one—he asked her on a date and then round two—she primped but wouldn't be late because round three is when they kissed inside his car! She wouldn't go all the way, but she went pretty fa-ar. Round four—he asked him for her hand and then round five—they'll hire the wedding band because by round six—Amber, much to her surprise, that heavyweight champion took the prize. I don't know who this "Amber" girl is, nor what she means by "heavyweight", but it works, I guess. Dustin purrs at the end of her song.

Okay, now they're married! Dustin purrs. They're kissing . . . and kissing . . . and they won't stop . . . and they're going to run out of air soon . . . and okay they're done. Dustin purrs.

WELL, that was interesting. Now everyone's eating food. There's lots of nougat and REAL Nilla Wafers. And Dustin's purring again. It's starting to kind of get annoying.

Well that was interesting. I think I was bored out of my mind when I wrote this. I have many issues.
Well, here you go, JuliaGulia1022. I mean, obviously Will and I are still cuter (get used to it) but I must admit that this was fun to write.
And like Hairspray 👌
It smells like mac n cheese.
Bye ✌️