TimelineWrecker: Barry Allen

BowBoy: Oliver Queen

Alien: Kara Danvers

Elsa: Caitlin Snow

FeelTheVibe: Cisco Ramon

UndeadAssassin: Sara Lance

Rayofhappiness: Ray Palmer

DrunkArsonist: Mick Rory

HardHead: Nate Heywood

AnimalWhisperer: Amaya Jiwe

WindBitch: Zara Tomaz

FasterThanYou: Wally West

Just for context, the names can change throughout the fic.

TimelineWreaker has added BowBoy, Alien, and 9 others to a group

TimelineWreaker changed the chat name to "Super friends"

TimelineWreaker: Welcome... to your new hell

BowBoy: Barry, what have you done.

UndeadAssassin: ew ollie y do u txt with proper grammar

Alien: Sarah your gonna make him blow a gasket

UndeadAssassin: you're*

BowBoy: So, you choose to type that atrocity then have the NERVE to correct Kara?

FeelTheVibe: This chat has been active for less than 5 minutes and there is already drama

FasterThanYou: Barry has too much chaotic energy for his own good

TimelineWreaker: Wallace Rudolph West I know YOU are not talking about chaotic energy

TimelineWreaker: Mr. I used to drag race and touched a magic rock to get powers

FasterThanYou: ...

Elsa: This is why I get out of bed in the morning

UndeadAssassin: N E WAYS we broke the timeline again :/

TimelineWreaker: And you guys say I always wreck the timeline

HardHead: Yeah but we fix our messes

FeelTheVibe: They've got you there Barry

TimelineWreaker: (╥_╥)

WindBitch: What in the Argus is this?

AnimalWhisperer: OH NATE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS

AnimalWhisperer: This is a group chat

WindBitch: Amaya I know what it is, but why are we here?

TimelineWreaker: Because I was bored and I wanted to talk to my friends

Rayofhappiness: Hey everyone! I hope you're all doing well :)

DrunkArsonist: Haircut is way to happy to be here

HardHead: I'm surprised Mick actually responded

DrunkArsonist: I need a beer

Rayofhappiness: Well there goes Mick

Alien: Can I just...

Alien changed their name to Superwoman

FeelTheVibe: Don't you try and steal Lily Singhs brand like that

TimelineWreacker changed Superwoman's name to FavoriteKryptonian

FavoriteKryptonian: I love it

FavoriteKryptonian: Kal is gonna be so jealous

FeelTheVibe: Kara Danvers if you add your cousin to the chat I will love you forever

FavoriteKryptonian: I don't think Lena would like that very much

FavoriteKryptonian: But I'll do it

FavoriteKryptonian added Kal-el to the chat

FeelTheVibe: d bwecvg wrhvbrnvnruvuy

BowBoy: Kara, you went and broke Cisco

BowBoy: Good thing we have Felicity

Elsa: Oop-

FeelTheVibe: It hasn't even been 10 seconds and you're already trying to replace me

UndeadAssassin: is it really a replacement if shes better and was here first

FeelTheVibe: I came out to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now

WindBitch: As you should

TimelineWreaker: Guys don't bully Cisco :(

FasterThanYou: We can always bully you instead

TimelineWreaker: nvm continue your bullying of Cisco

HardHead: Barry switched up faster than Damien Darhk

Kal-el: Kara what have you brought me into

FavoriteKryptonian: A kind chat with all of our friends

Rayofhappiness: Best of frieeends... best of frieeeeends

BowBoy: Barry do you wanna come over and eat ice cream with me?

TimelineWreaker: Oliver Jonas Queen are you asking me out on a date :')

BowBoy: Nevermind, stay home.

TimelineWreaker: Too late I'm already at the door with ice cream

UndeadAssassin: can I come too

BowBoy: You can come when you ask out that Time Bureau agent

UndeadAssassin: which one of you told oliver about ava

HardHead: I may have let it slip

WindBitch: Why were you talking to Oliver anyway?

BowBoy: He was hitting on me.

TimelineWreaker: You hitting on my man steel >;(

HardHead: I THOUGHT HE WAS SINGLE

Rayofsunshine: You can hit on me Nate ;)))))

HardHead: Is that an offer ;)

Rayofsunshine: Maybe...

HardHead: If there's no doctor who when I get to your room I'm going to bed

AnimalWhisperer: I can't tell if they're being serious or not

UndeadAssassin: no one can

Elsa: Can we get back to Sara and Ava

UndeadAssassin: damn it Catlin everyone forgot

FasterThanYou: No we didn't

UndeadAssassin: well you shouldve

BowBoy: Just ask her out Sara. You are an assassin, why would you let asking out a girl scare you

WindBitch: Yeah Sara you're like totally badass

TimelineWreaker: Yeah Sara I believe in you

UndeadAssassin: okay okay ill do it

UndeadAssassin: next time ava calls ill ask her

FasterThanYou: Although next time she calls will probably be because there's a problem we have to handle

UndeadAssassin: You really just have to ruin my day don't you wally

FasterThanYou: It's the reason I wake up in the morning

TimelineWreaker: I thought you woke up in the morning to try and find a partner

FasterThanYou: It's the second reason I wake up in the morning

FeelTheVibe: Lonely bitch

Elsa: Cisco gets his top surgery and a boyfriend and forgets how to act

FavoriteKryptonian: He has a W H A T

FeelTheVibe: I don't have a boyfriend

FeelTheVibe: Ralph and I aren't dating

FasterThanYou: You cuddled with him at our last movie night

FeelTheVibe: Yeah but that doesn't mean that were dating

Elsa: I caught you having a date a jitters

FeelTheVibe: We were just hanging out together

TimelineWreaker: I caught you making out in the cortex

FeelTheVibe: AS FRIENDS DO

Kal-el: You have no leg to stand on

FeelTheVibe: Fine maybe we're a couple

Elsa: So you'll listen to Kal-el but not us

TimelineWreaker: :((((

FeelTheVibe: He's superman what do you want me to do, not listen to him?

TimelineWreaker: But im your bestfriend :(

FeelTheVibe: But he's SUPERMAN

TimelineWreaker: That's true he is pretty hot

BowBoy: I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.

FavoriteKryptonian: Can we not talk about how hot my cousin is?

HardHead: He is pretty sexy tho

FavoriteKryptonian: And it's worse

FavoriteKryptonian: I need emotional support

FavoriteKryptonian added KryptonSux, MoreShotts, and CaptainLesbian to the chat

MoreShotts: What...

CaptainLesbian: Kara what have you done

FavoriteKryptonian: Why do you think I did something???

FavoriteKryptonian: Barry made the chat

Kal-el: Yeah, don't blame Kara >;(

MoreSchotts: Kal is here nvherverunvuernuvrn

MoreSchotts: You could've told me your hot cousin was in the chat

FavoriteKryptonian: NOT YOU TOO

KryptonSux: I'm literally right here Winn

MoreSchotts: Don't worry Mon you're hotter ;)

Kal-el: Is he really?

WindBitch: Kal is my spirit animal

MoreSchotts: ...I'm legally obligated to say my boyfriend is hotter

AnimalWhisperer: I'm the only one with spirit animals here

KryptonSux: I'm divorcing you

MoreSchotts: WHICH ONE OF YOU TAUGHT HIM THAT WORD

CaptainLesbian: It was most definitely me

MoreSchotts: I don't like you

UndeadAssassin: we love alex here

BowBoy: BARRY GET BACK HERE!

TimelineWreaker: vnc4rbviy4rbvnrjcnwucberhc

Rayofhappiness: Are they okay?

TimelineWreaker: I have a video of him doing the RIP that puthay dance

BoyBoy: DELETE THAT!

TimelineWreaker: Ripthat.mp4

HardHead: Barry I love you forever

UndeadAssassin: this is AmAzInG

FeelTheVibe: Type F for Oliver

TimelineWreaker: F

KryptonSux: F

UndeadAssassin: f

Elsa: F

Kal-el: F

DrunkArsonist: F

Rayofhappiness: F

FasterThanYou: F

CaptainLesbian: F

WindBitch: F

AnimalWhisperer: F

HardHead: F

MoreSchotts: F

Elsa: Wow even Mick said F

BowBoy: You are all the banes of my existence.

UndeadAssasin: yeah yeah you love us

BowBoy: Whatever.

A few hours later...

BowBoy: SARA YOU POSTED IT?!

MoreSchotts: And so the chaos begins

UndeadAssassin: the world needed to see this

BowBoy: That's it, I'm running away to Lian Yu

TimelineWreaker: And Leaving your dear boyfriend here :'(

Bowboy: Yes.

Elsa: GO TO BED ~ Frost

FeelTheVibe: No.

Elsa: I know where you sleep at night

FeelTheVibe: Goodnight everybody!

UndeadAssassin: goodnight Ollie

BowBoy: Fuck off.